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**liquidjoshi**

Sure. They explode.

I wish Tadashi was a Space Wolf.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. He kills us all.
I wish for blueberry pie.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. It's eaten by Tadashi.

I wish the world's politicians were replaced by Kharn.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. You've killed us all. Again.
I wish 40k was real.

**Tadashi**

Granted - and I'm a Rogue Trader bouncing around the galaxy with beautiful catgirls/foxgirls and Eldar ladies.

I wish for shoes that didn't explode.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. Magma shoes.

Wish I was a Grey Knight.

**rockerbikie**

Wish Granted but you fluff has to be written by Mat Ward
I wish to be a writer for Black Library, writing good books that sell a lot of copies and is loved by the Dakka Audience and make my homemade chapter, an official chapter and a well loved one.

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but GW and Black Library decide that they don't like you, your chapter, or your books and fire you and retcon everything you've written out of existance.

I wish someone would release Fallout 1/2 for the Mac OS.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, its $100 and the game lags.

I wish for some bacon!

**snurl**

Granted. The bacon is made from Tadashi's remains after he was pulled from the burning windmill.

I wish for more explosions.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted, located only in the area of your house.

I wish for a better TV.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you recieve a 4-D TV from 20 years in the future. Unfortunatly its not compatable with AC or DC voltage.

I wish for some Sausage to go with the Tadashi Bacon

**snurl**

Granted. After you eat the sausages you casually read the list of ingredients and bacome violently ill.

I wish people would read signs that are right in front of them.

**Coolyo294**

Granted. Now they simply choose to ignore them.

I wish I had a fully painted Craftworld Alaitoc eldar army.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you HAD a fully painted Alatioc army but it got run over by a Semi-truck doing 80 on the interstate.

I wish I was a right proppa Ork Warboss

**snurl**

Granted. You is da boss. You are promptly backstabbed by your closest rival.

I wish for no rain this evening.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. It hails instead. Hailstones the size of watermelons that reduce your house to rubble.

I wish I didn't keep getting writers block each time I re-open my Codex.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. You're illiterate.

I wish i was better at Space Marine.

**DeathRex**

Granted. Your so good of a space marines player that actual space marines draft you making you into a scout with the first mission of taking back a planet from tyranids currently battling (nurgle possessed) orks. Good luck to you,

I wish I was a chaos god with my own mark, cultist and marine following.

**4oursword**

You are. You suck though, so no-one takes your units.

I wish I was dead.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Then you are resurrected by a necromancer, who uses you to wipe his bottom after he goes to the toilet. And age is not kind to one's bowels.
I wish I had Living Metal on my arms, like Ferrus Manus.

**Far Seer**

Granted. The Living Metal is sentient so it forces your arms to punch yourself.

"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!"...

I wish for billions of Leman Russ tanks.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. Billions of Leman Russ tanks...
With their guns facing towards you.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You have a headache.

I wish the Leman Russes would turn around and be under my command.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. The crews are corrupted by Chaos momentarily afterwards and proceed to blow you to kingdom come.

I wish I hadn't needed those wisdom teeth taking out.

**Malcador**

Granted! They end up destroying all of your insides, somehow.

I wish that where no more wars.

**snurl**

Granted. No more wars, just one long police action which escalates.....

I wish for peace and quiet today.

**Malcador**

Granted! But WW3 starts tomorrow.

I wish for a new oven.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. But it uses some faulty parts, shorts out, causes a fire in your house.
I wish I was immune to fire.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. You are knifed in the back instead.
I wish I could control time.