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**liquidjoshi**

They cause auto lose instead.

I wish I knew what everyone else was thinking, but only people in this thread.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You are constantly bombarded with everyone's thoughts 24/7, and you start to go mad with the voices in your head.
I wish GW released PLASTIC Valhallans and Mordians.

**snurl**

Granted. They are released in plastic but they are single part monopose figures and are only available in boxes of 100.

I wish for some good pie.

**DeathRex**

Granted. Have some apple pie. It's good but not great.

Wish for a battleship full of strippers.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. But when it comes time to pay up, you can't pay all 5000 of them. An anchor is tied to your underwear and they sail away in their stolen battleship as you sink down to the ocean floor.

I wish I had more opportunities to play Warhammer without compromising my working life.

**Coolyo294**

Granted. Now you compromise your social life.

I wish this literary analysis of Kafka's Metamorphosis wasn't due until next friday.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. It was due yesterday. You get a zero.

I wish they carried meganobs at my local GW.

**Far Seer**

Granted. They're bubbly failcast.

I wish for parties where people don't do drugs or get drunk.

**snurl**

Granted. Have fun at the Tupperware party.

I wish scaring people was not so much work.

**Malcador**

Granted! Everytime you see someone or even look at someone, they run away in fear.

I wish for a new timesplitters game.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a new Timesplitters game but have no time to play it.

I wish GW would re-release Warhammer Quest.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. The rules are so sloppily written, the fluff rehashed to the point of hilarity, and it soon goes the way of Dreadfleet and all the other specialist games.
I wish I had acid for blood.

**liquidjoshi**

You do when you're playing Timesplitters 4. Which never gets released.

I wish i could find my copy of Timesplitters 3.

**Malcador**

Granted! But it´s pretty scratched(Timesplitters was such an epic game serie.)

I wish my parents where professional wrestlers.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. They then get hit by a bus.

And it was, wasn't it? Going 50-1 against level 5 bots with 1 shot kills with a shotgun was my highlight of that game.

I wish I could find it and it played perfectly.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You accidentally step on the disc.

I wish for more Dakka.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. More dakka in your face.
I wish I had more time to play Borderlands 2.

**hotsauceman1**

You do, By loosing your job, girlfriend leaves you, and you loose your legs unable to get off the couch.
I wish for......Nothing.

**snurl**

Granted. You get plenty of nothing as you are ripped from the fabric of the universe and hurled into the black void of the warp.

I wish more DAKKITES would visit me at Jason's Woods.
(www.jasonswoods.com)

**Malcador**

Granted! But they´re all hackers and hack the site.

I wish for Ragnarök.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, you get Ragnarok from Final Fantasy XIII, which is a slathering mindless beast which only finds peace in slaughter.

Saying that, it is made of 2 cute girls with Australian accents, so it might not be that bad...

I wish I had the Neon Genesis Evangelion platinum edition boxset and the End of Evangelion movie on Blu-Ray.

**Tadashi**

Granted - watching it initiates Instrumentality and you lose yourself together with most people while a few others (including myself) use Spiral Energy to escape Instrumentality and use it to destroy the 'Human Angel'. Unfortunately, you and most of the world's population do not come back, allowing us to rebuild the world to a completely different way it was before.

I wish for more sleeping time.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, you are in a coma and an utterly psychologically broken Shinji is masturbating over you.

I wish that Crunchyroll didn't have ads.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. It has viruses and ad-ware instead.
I wish that I already had my research paper done.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, it was done very, very badly.

I wish I could enter an anime world when I wanted to.

Also, Temujin, the Ask Teh Spess Emporer thread needs you.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You do not have the option of exiting though.

I wish for a new Eldar codex, that is superbly balanced and written by Phil Kelly.

**snurl**

Granted. Kelly writes the best Eldar codex ever. But thanks to GWs computer system the document gets erased before it can be printed.

I wish my feet didnt hurt.

**p_gray99**

Granted. They are amputated, and so no longer hurt. Your leg stumps, however, are another matter.
I wish I had more time.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You have more time, but you are detained in a solitary cell where you are fed only carrots and lettuce for your lifetime.

I wish GW had a billion backups of the Eldar codex.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. You get one too, before they are released publicly.

But after you leak it to dakka, they are withdrawn and the Eldar are retconned, replaced instead by (ironically) the Squats!

I wish I had the Themata CD now, instead of having to wait.