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**CREEEEEEEEED**

Prepare to have liquefied Vietnamese babies shot at you.

**KommissarKiln**

Thank goodness it won't be liquified Huttese babies shot at me. That happened once.

....

....

It was awful.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Oh really?

**Buttery Commissar**

Is liquified babies a euphemism that went over my head, or are we actually talking blended offspring?

Actually 'over my head' is a terrible choice of wording given the subject at hand.

**JamesGang**

The last existing French artillery will fire double cannister Vietnamese air spooge rounds and eliminate the threat of all in its path.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Indeed!! And it shall be laced with agent orange.

**KommissarKiln**

Who's Agent Orange?

**KaptinBadrukk**

*catches butterfly.*

**JamesGang**

::smashes butterfly:: not a time to be frittering and wasting the hours in an offhand way.

CREEEEEEEED what is the Intel on the exact location of the Hippo Army? I've got a score to settle with that Llamaese monster

**CREEEEEEEEED**

They are located deep in the Andes, hanging around with a bunch of llamas and alpacas.

**KaptinBadrukk**

CREEEEEEEEEED Why is there a hippo army?

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Because Matthew abandoned us to go raise an army of hippos, even though he's a llama just wearing a hippo suit!

**KommissarKiln**

Our HUEG LAZ0R is recharged; maybe I can help you guys end this conflict quickly and cleanly. (<-- cleanly is a word, right?)

**KaptinBadrukk**

Yes, cleanly is a word.

*steals HUEG LAZ0R and fires it at the hippo army.*

*Hippo army dies*

*Begins singing the spongebob movie theme, but replaces the words "Spongebob Squarepants" with "Marneus Calgar"*

**KaptinBadrukk**

Well, I got rid of the hippo army.

**JamesGang**

Why you do what you do?

I wanted Matthew alive.......

**KaptinBadrukk**

I spared Matthew.

**JamesGang**

BRING HIM TO MY CHAMBER!

**KaptinBadrukk**

*brings Matthew to JG's chamber*

**KommissarKiln**

Define "chamber". I see this going the wrong direction pretty fast.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Probably room.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Don't worry, it's a throne room at Versailles, not a sex dungeon. It's JG's command hub, like a tactical chamber on my command baneblade, the TACTICAL GENIUS

**KaptinBadrukk**

What now?

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Sorry, I forgot you orks don't have plans or tactics.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Ah, its OK.

**KaptinBadrukk**

where is Everybody?

**JamesGang**

::poof::

I AM HERE! I was interrogating the Hippo-llama and gaining information on the purpose of the war where I lost many of my best baguettes!

**Matthew**

Sacre blue! BAGUETTES!

**CREEEEEEEEED**

HE'S BACK! WHERE WERE YOU? PREPARE TO BE INTERROGATED!!!!

**KaptinBadrukk**

I am 'ere now.