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**CREEEEEEEEED**

I was talking to matthew

**JamesGang**

Matthew, you have caused great strife in the galaxy and the world and most especially, in that little cafe where they sell fried dough covered with powdered sugar.

Following this thread will be many questions you must answer.

Failure to answer will result in your untimely demise.

Answer truthfully and you may live, answer not so truthfully and you will suffer a slow and painful death over a thousand years as you are slowly digested in the Great Pit of Carkoon.

::adjusts spotlight and turns off all over lights in the small metal room with merely a rusty chair and a battered table::

Let us begin...

**KaptinBadrukk**

I gotta go. JG, don't hurt Matthew.

**JamesGang**

Peace my brother

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Quick, enact retribution while he's gone.

**KaptinBadrukk**

I'm back.

**KaptinBadrukk**

However, I'll be in and out.

And I have reached 1000 posts!!!

**JamesGang**

In the spirit of Easter we should settle our differences with the Hipponation with a large basket of treats and marshmallow peeps.

**Buttery Commissar**

That actually.. sounds pretty nice round about now. I was heavily angry today, but the idea made me smile.
No idea what an Easter is, though.

**JamesGang**

....... No idea what Easter is....... Interesting......

**Matthew**

So... no interrogating me...

**CREEEEEEEEED**

How can you guys abandon the interrogation. It borders on heresy!

**zombiekila707**

Oi dat guyz wit da shades is right! In-terror-gate da zogging hippo! Right fellow humiez?

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Err, are you sure you are human. Something smells of orks in here.
*zombiekila707 runs out the door*

Grab him!

**KaptinBadrukk**

*grabs Zombiekilla707*

**zombiekila707**

Wot Kaptain im with youz!

**KommissarKiln**

The fuzzy, corrupted home-camera-esque image quality makes me believe this guy 100%. Trust me, he's honest.

**JamesGang**

I shall leave this interrogation in the hands of the most resolute member of the inquisition.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Err, who?

**JamesGang**

I have no idea.....I've been drinking

Cheers!

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Oui Oui!

**Da Stormlord**

*floats into room and yells'* INFERIORS!!!!!!!!!! I WILL ENSLAVE YOU ALL WITH MY POWER OF LOOKING COOL!!!!!!!!!

**KommissarKiln**

I'll see you with the coolness of my Phase I armor, and then I'll raise by 3 laz0r guns.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Oh, so cool...

**JamesGang**

What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??

MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?

MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?

MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?

MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!

MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!

MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?

More questions to follow Matthew.........

More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......

**Buttery Commissar**

Shouldn't that be "did" you like your French fries?

[ducks]

**KaptinBadrukk**

JG, please stop raging. Matthew is offline.

**KommissarKiln**

Spoiler:

I'm not quite sure who gave me the orders, but, yeah, I kinda laz0r'd late 1700s France. I think France France is fine, though, But the planet of Late-1700s-France? Yeah... um...
...
...
SO, have you guys seen the new air cavalry LAATs they're shipping in? A true feat of engineering there, I tell ya.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Nope. But I Don't care.

**JamesGang**

I am sorry for raging. The inquisition took hold. It was unexpected.

More questions to follow.

And no it is not "did" as he is still in the present and not being asked the question in the past tense. Think of it as I am asking right now how he would like his fries.

Damn potatoes