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Space Marines are death toys, I guess?

Won't someone please think of the children?

Yea, we definately want to get them traffic.

Sigh.

At best.

I guess his problem is he never learned to differentiate fantasy from reality, so he assumes nobody else will as well. I lol'd

I loled (at the site design seriously my little nephew can do better), and I rofld at the content.

nutcaseblogger wrote:You don't kill your own brother for anyone. The government does NOT over ride your family. EVER. You protect your family FROM the government.

Stop spending money on plastic men and buy more assault rifles to protect your family!!!!!!

This cannot be serious. I refuse to accept it. Oh dear god it is.

Can someone like, contact GW for this guy using their website's images? Surely they would fire something angry off at this person.

Shouldn't this be in the comedy section? Seriously.

I seem to recall the correct procedure in this situation...ah yes.

Oh lord, the stupid! IT BURNS SO!

Don't you just love it when conspiracy theorist Americans grab hold of British stuff - I mean, the NWO, genetic mutilation and such forth is all well and good, but come on... it is a fantasy setting with no basis on reality. Anyone who cannot accept this does not deserve to have their opinion listened to.

On further reading, I think he's missed the "future" bit here - and the sci fi setting.

EDIT: Oh, and he seems to have missed the fact that it is a toy models company, not the US Government. Unless JJ works for Obama...

He's a Heretic! Send in the Inquisition! Seriously, this guys got a nut or two loose. There are so many loopholes in the rules and fluff of 40k that I could never use it as a blueprint for going to war. Besides, I don't have power armor OR thunder hammers. Someone should clue in GW (TM) so they can send in their legions of genetically altered lawyers (TM) and clean house for the greater good (TM)

Vassakov wrote:EDIT: Oh, and he seems to have missed the fact that it is a toy models company, not the US Government. Unless JJ works for Obama...

I'm pretty sure this isn't the case, as GW is setting its profit margin to high. Now if they actually start "making" money, then Obama will be calling JJ.

WTF? who the hell is the guy that wrote that? some super freak, everything is evil religious dude. I mean really.

The dude or dudette who wrote that article is a tube steak and a half, if ever there was one.

I'm so angry at myself for being brainwashed. No wonder I have been feeling the need to hunt heretics, and cleanse the planet of all that I deem evil. DANG YOU GW FOR INVADING MY MIND!!!!!!!

That article isn't satire?

Nope. Neither is this

Dude! I love this, thanks for the link. This will be an entertaining read until my woman gets home.

Edit: As I read through this I'ma add some funny things.

The first thing: The guy in that mural looks more like a Guardsmen than anything else.
I notice that not many world leaders are as snazzy as the emperor. No sweet hats or hair dos. And the only one with a sweet hat is hella old.
Never actually seen a kill team. Kill Team games are played player with Kill team versus a bunch of mooks right?

When children think of cities, they SHOULD think of them as great places to hide out to kill everyone they can find

I lol'd hard.
A HERETIC! OH SHI-

Well kids, good read. But I'm not worried about the children here. You can't buy super glue until your like some age right? So they will be grown enough to understand or shrug this off if they want by the time they can actually put the models together.

Uriels_Flame wrote:Nope. Neither is this

Thats disgusting. These are the sort of people who should be stamped out.

"The Space Marines will condition your child to see the genetic mutilation of his or her body as desirable and good"

Wow... I'm at a loss for words...


"Being superhuman then must be a good and desirable thing."
Of course, why wouldn't it be?

Someone really needs to tell this person about Dungeons and Dragons too.


And Judas Priest!!

Iorek wrote:Judas Priest!!

DAMN THAT JUDAS PRIEST! With their tasty delicious music!

I'm just really tired of people who don't understand that these things are just escapism, not training tools or propaganda...

Uriels_Flame wrote:Nope. Neither is this

Yet another misconception. The Phelps clan is a tort trolling scam. They roll into town, pick a fight, and then sue over it. Rinse, and repeat.

Just say no to genetic mutation, kids.

Satire isn't dead. It's been recovered from the battlefield and placed in the ancient shell of a Dreadnought.

Wow, I can't imagine anyone taking this seriously. I mean come on...It's fantasy...can anyone take Killing heretics seriously? (besides me.) Anyway, I lol'd so damn hard at this, and I am also very surprised noone has made this comment yet....THEY ARE NOT TOYS! THEY ARE MINIATURES!

It's not a game, it's a "hobby"

Eeexxxxactly.

I blame George W. Bush.

Seriously though I wouldnt think 40k is exactly G, PG, or PG-13 material. The best wargaming with minatures I had when I was a kid was to set up green plastic army men and shoot them with a BB gun; this was fun for about 5 minutes then mom would come out yell at us kids because the BBs are bouncing off the plastic tank into the windows on the house. So what was the next best thing. Getting a shovel full of a fire ant mound and running to another mound and dumping.(Talk about a fearless red army). That was the best what we had back in the day. Then Gee Dubyah had to come along and ruin all of our minds. I miss those good ole days.


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Crap I meant isn't G, PG, or PG-13 material.

You should have seen 40K when it started. That was really goofy but a lot more mature and dark as well. Space Marines (there were female ones!) were brainwashed killing machines instead of monks and the fluff for Slaanesh had his warriors raping people in his name. Awesome stuff. It's all happy and padded nowadays.