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Hoo-rah to that! Just what kids need, more porn that they see everywhere else! In cheesy cg! WITH WOLVES!

My god... they're breeding furries!

Huh it said Dark Posted here. Thats weird.

micahaphone wrote:When calling people "heretic!!!" or shouting "heresy!!" becomes your favorite and most used insult.

Guilty :/

Asherian Command wrote:

s.j.mccartney wrote:when you need to extend your table to fit all your armies on it, but still can't fit all your guardsmen so you keep them in their boxes and bags!

check out my pic! It took me the guts of this morning to set them all up, gonna have to get some better pics...

When you try and convert a Stars Wars miniature into a 40k creature or vehicle. Extremely guilty

Hell fire droids make great Manticores. Same size and everything *side from the huge wheels*

Cambak wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

s.j.mccartney wrote:when you need to extend your table to fit all your armies on it, but still can't fit all your guardsmen so you keep them in their boxes and bags!

check out my pic! It took me the guts of this morning to set them all up, gonna have to get some better pics...

When you try and convert a Stars Wars miniature into a 40k creature or vehicle. Extremely guilty

Hell fire droids make great Manticores. Same size and everything *side from the huge wheels*

You know you're a Star Wars fan when it pisses you off that someone said Hellfire instead of HAILfire.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cambak wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

s.j.mccartney wrote:when you need to extend your table to fit all your armies on it, but still can't fit all your guardsmen so you keep them in their boxes and bags!

check out my pic! It took me the guts of this morning to set them all up, gonna have to get some better pics...

When you try and convert a Stars Wars miniature into a 40k creature or vehicle. Extremely guilty

Hell fire droids make great Manticores. Same size and everything *side from the huge wheels*

You know you're a Star Wars fan when it pisses you off that someone said Hellfire instead of HAILfire.

It sounds cooler with Hellfire.

You know you've played WAY too much 40k when you can identify which guard regiment people would be from from the color and design of their camo pants.

Asherian Command wrote:

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

The Imperator wrote:When you see the trailer for Alpha and Omega 3D, you think, "Wow, the Alpha Legions making chaos indoctronation videos for children."

Actually, that movie is quite sexual and full of innuendo

So its the Emperors Children
Emperor's Children Teaching porn to Kids!

Yep. Look up the 'parental guide review' or something like that. it has 3/5 (or 2/3, don't remember) stars for sexuality.

When every guardsmen in your army has 20 layers of paint...

When you spend more time worrying about their names then about painting them...

When you sub apostrophes for h's...

When you have to decide what to buy with your last twenty dollars...groceries or more bitz...

When you check eBay and the Dakka Swap shop constantly for a good deal...

When you buy stocks in primer cuz you want to make money back from all those base coats...

When you DVR your favorite TV shows and football games cuz you need to get your army tournament ready...

57.When looking at scaffolding thinking that techmarine did a bad job of bolstering defences

Chapter Master Aeneas wrote:57.When looking at scaffolding thinking that techmarine did a bad job of bolstering defences

Those things are death traps!

You start adding "ium" to the end of location names i.e.:

Librarium
Cafeterium

or referring to the workshop as the manufactorium

When you scream heresy at the post above, as it is spelt Manufactorum.

When you take one of those giant flash lights and shine them on and off making 'Freem' sounds thinking you are firing a Lascannon.

When you take one of those giant flash lights and shine them on and off making 'Fwoosh' sounds thinking you are firing a Lascannon

When you complain in your head that this is so wrong.

The noise is "Freem!"

When you know how to weaken the barrier between the warp and reality.

Ail-Shan wrote:

When you take one of those giant flash lights and shine them on and off making 'Fwoosh' sounds thinking you are firing a Lascannon

When you complain in your head that this is so wrong.

The noise is "Freem!"

Ah that was it. Thanks. Been about...gods know how long since I read TSOALR =/

When your talking to your boss and refer to yourself as an Enginseer instead of an Engineer.

micahaphone wrote:When calling people "heretic!!!" or shouting "heresy!!" becomes your favorite and most used insult.

guilty.

When you attribute 40k into other films- e.g: the hot fuzz fence scene- difficult terrain failed.

When you weep for the machine spirit of your laptop when it gets a virus.

Or when you curse the machine spirit of your laptop for not being strong enough to defeat the virus.

When you expect the power of the machine spirit to be able to operate your laptop when you are away.

When you name all your models

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:

74. You wonder which template a U.S. Army tank uses for it's main weapon.

It uses no Template, it'd be a str D AP1 solid shot..... I know way too much about physics and shaped charges for my own good.

gendoikari87 wrote:

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:

74. You wonder which template a U.S. Army tank uses for it's main weapon.

It uses no Template, it'd be a str D AP1 solid shot..... I know way too much about physics and shaped charges for my own good.

What IS str D? I've never came across it before.

Auto penetrate/wound, Instant death. Essentially the abrams fires a more advanced generation III shaped charge warhead (as opposed to imperials Generation II) and it can also fire what is basically a vanquisher round. Both will cleave through solid objects like theres no tomorrow.

well it does have a few other ammo types like a 120mm shotgun shell so I guess you could make that use the apocalypse blast template, and a few other High explosives like the HESH (high Explosive Squash Head) which is great for toppling buildings.... sad thing about it is that the abrams would be a super heavy in almost every way but it'd be av 12-13 on the front at most. So you'd have this big hulking behemoth that could ruin pretty much anyones day in the 40th Millennium, but would pop to most stuff.

oh and my contribution to this thread: when you look at an AA-12 and think.... RIPPER GUN!!!!!!

When you accidentally call a girl you like your Sister of Battle. As she looks remotely farmiliar to a Cannoness. And you find that extremely attractive. (EXTREMELY GUILTY!)

When instead of using God - Damn, You use EMPEROR BE PRAISED! As a Swear Word. And You also use the Word Gak, and Dakka in the same day.

When you have read all 83 pages and still are hoping for more.

When you put your arm around your girlfriend late at night and say

"Wanna Feth?"