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2010/09/19 06:01:09
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mindless Spore Mine
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Cambak wrote:
When you believe your the first to post this pic. And hope no one else did.
When you see this picture and are unable to laugh because you're too enraged about it getting 'God-Emperor' the wrong way round. Very guilty.
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2010/09/19 21:49:54
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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You insist on teaching your wife how to play just so that you always have an opponent.
You insist on teaching your wife how to play so that you have an excuse to build a new army.
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2010/09/19 22:10:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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When you still try to figure out some new and clever phrases to this thread even you know you can't come up with anything good and that this thread most likely already contains all the things you are going to say.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/19 22:13:23
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2010/09/19 23:38:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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The only reason you still have your job is so you can buy more little plastic men, yet at the same time you want to quit your job so you can have enough time to paint your minis.
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 4k and rising
 almost 2k
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 planning 2k
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2010/09/23 07:27:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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When you think there should be a music band dedicated to 40k. 
I mean, Lord of the rings got their own band too!
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2010/09/25 06:07:05
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Skillful Swordmaster
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loner wrote:When you think there should be a music band dedicated to 40k.
I mean, Lord of the rings got their own band too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xza1Gx166mY&feature=fvst like this you mean?
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Damn I cant wait to the GW legal team codex comes out now there is a dex that will conquer all. |
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2010/09/25 06:12:06
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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You know you play too much when you and your friends make 40k jokes while watching movies.
SPEED RACE PASSED HIS DANGEROUS TERRAIN TEST!!!
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Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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2010/09/25 08:56:28
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Didn't know it existed... 
Thanks! XD
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2010/09/25 17:45:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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When you have a 40k webcomic.
When you think name all your vehicles after the 'deadly weapons' in the spanish inquisition (including shiny red outfits).
When you laugh at every post on this thread.
When you create this thread!
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 YOU ALL!  
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
 Tyr Redfang's Great Company
  : The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2010/09/25 22:49:20
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lord of the Fleet
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epil wrote:The only reason you still have your job is so you can buy more little plastic men, yet at the same time you want to quit your job so you can have enough time to paint your minis.
When you're out of a job and still don't have enough time to paint all your minis
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2010/09/25 22:51:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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2010/09/26 00:34:39
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dakka Veteran
Brisbane, OZ
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squeekenator wrote:When you see this picture and are unable to laugh because you're too enraged about it getting 'God-Emperor' the wrong way round. Very guilty.
God dammit.
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Son can you play me a memory? I'm not really sure how it goes... |
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2010/09/26 00:59:42
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
Minneapolis
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When you see this picture and are unable to laugh because you're too enraged about it getting 'God-Emperor' the wrong way round. Very guilty.
More importantly you're confused as to why the imperial guard is asking an enemy race where their (the enemy's) God-Emperor is (assuming they aren't traitor guard).
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2010/09/26 07:18:28
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Ordo Dakka wrote:squeekenator wrote:When you see this picture and are unable to laugh because you're too enraged about it getting 'God-Emperor' the wrong way round. Very guilty.
God dammit.
woah woah WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its Emperor Dammit 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/09/26 07:38:04
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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When calling people "heretic!!!" or shouting "heresy!!" becomes your favorite and most used insult.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2010/09/26 18:48:48
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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You collect over 10000 points... then leave the army... then come back because you have 10000 points in all the others.
When your favorite music is dawn of war soundtracks.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2010/10/02 21:31:00
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battle-tested Knight Castellan Pilot
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when you need to extend your table to fit all your armies on it, but still can't fit all your guardsmen so you keep them in their boxes and bags!
check out my pic! It took me the guts of this morning to set them all up, gonna have to get some better pics...
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Stick to the shadows - Strike from the darkness - Victorus aut Mortis - Ravenguard 1st Company |
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2010/10/02 21:36:06
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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s.j.mccartney wrote:when you need to extend your table to fit all your armies on it, but still can't fit all your guardsmen so you keep them in their boxes and bags!
check out my pic! It took me the guts of this morning to set them all up, gonna have to get some better pics...
When you try and convert a Stars Wars miniature into a 40k creature or vehicle. Extremely guilty
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/10/02 22:02:18
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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When you watch old the old Disney movie Atlantis and think the leviathan was a Necron. I SWEAR IT WAS!!! :O
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2010/10/02 22:03:58
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Kurgash wrote:When you watch old the old Disney movie Atlantis and think the leviathan was a Necron. I SWEAR IT WAS!!! :O
Lol How come no one in this entire thread has thought of that? XD
When I watched Stargate Atlantis in the last season. I was OMG THERE BE A SPACE MARINE! (It turned out to be a Asgard)
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/10/02 22:18:37
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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When you start mixing fictions and real life with 40k.
Some lines I've said to non- 40k playing friends:
"Yo, I just watched Night Haunter- I mean the Dark Knight- last night."
"That car looks like a Land Raider!"
"I want milk on my Khorne flakes, please."
Also: When you believe that the Iron Giant was a Titan or an overgrown necron (guilty)
When you can imagine said titan stomping through the US army with his titan close combat weapons.
When you've commented at least three times on this thread.
When you write your own fiction for your own chapter (guilty again).
When you spend more time fantasising over models thant women (NOT GUILTY, your Honors).
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2010/10/02 22:22:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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When you see a P&M blog of orks, then go blow $200 dollars on ork stuff to start your army.
Guilty. Happened a few days ago. I got the codex in the mail a few hours ago 
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2010/10/02 22:23:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:When you start mixing fictions and real life with 40k.
Some lines I've said to non- 40k playing friends:
"Yo, I just watched Night Haunter- I mean the Dark Knight- last night."
"That car looks like a Land Raider!"
"I want milk on my Khorne flakes, please."
Also: When you believe that the Iron Giant was a Titan or an overgrown necron (guilty)
When you can imagine said titan stomping through the US army with his titan close combat weapons.
When you've commented at least three times on this thread.
When you write your own fiction for your own chapter (guilty again).
When you spend more time fantasizing over models thant women (NOT GUILTY, your Honors).
Yep at least 3 of these affect me. But the last is a no. I probably think about woman more than 40k! Women....... Women.......... ITs like a zombies version of brains except its me who likes women..... Yeah forget it. When you really think this thread has gone on for too long but you want to keep it going! You have probably gotten bolder since playing in a 40k tournament. (Guilty it means that you have gotten a little more aggressive and you take your chances) When you ride a roller coaster. You Start Screaming wAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RED GO FASTA! On the Diablo. You mistake the Devil from Bedazzled as a Demonette.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/10/02 22:26:59
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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^ what is bedazzled?
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2010/10/02 22:28:19
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/10/02 22:44:37
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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When you read a 82 pages and growing thread about it.
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2010/10/02 22:56:35
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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When you try to start a forum about what all the post ranks are.
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2010/10/02 23:32:53
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Skittari
Behind you
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When you see the trailer for Alpha and Omega 3D, you think, "Wow, the Alpha Legions making chaos indoctronation videos for children."
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2010/10/02 23:41:55
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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The Imperator wrote:When you see the trailer for Alpha and Omega 3D, you think, "Wow, the Alpha Legions making chaos indoctronation videos for children."
Actually, that movie is quite sexual and full of innuendo
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2010/10/02 23:47:22
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:The Imperator wrote:When you see the trailer for Alpha and Omega 3D, you think, "Wow, the Alpha Legions making chaos indoctronation videos for children."
Actually, that movie is quite sexual and full of innuendo
So its the Emperors Children Emperor's Children Teaching porn to Kids!
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