You know when you play too much 40K when....

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**TsarNikolai**

when you scream MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD in both the TT and Video games when you attack (SO guilty of this lol)

**Asherian Command**

Jaon wrote:When you think this picture is sexy.

When you are slightly turned on from this pic....

**Coc0loc0**

Jaon wrote:When you think this picture is sexy.

That is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY&feature=grec_index

**The Imperator**

Jaon wrote:When you think this picture is sexy.

Man, if GW could make models like that everyone would be IG

**Asherian Command**

You tell clever bot about 40k....

If you wish that GW made nude models...... For fun....

When you make your own nude models just for fun.

When You accidently say to your GF." By the emperor it shall be so!" or "Thunderhawk landing..."
Omg that was the most peverted post i have ever done....
EVER

**hpred**

Every time a friend sneezes you say "The Emperor blesses you."

Sneezes in a row;
One sneeze: "The Emperor blesses you."
Two sneezes: "You have expelled a lessor Daemon. The Emperor blesses you."
Three or more sneezes: "You have expelled a greater Daemon. The Emperor blesses you."

**Commisar Wolfie**

When someone sneezes you "Die Heretic scum possessed by nurgle deamons"

**The Imperator**

When you decide to make a regiside game board complete with peices,not guilty, but now that i think about it........

**sc0ttfree**

The Imperator wrote:When you decide to make a regiside game board complete with peices,not guilty, but now that i think about it........

....you realize its just a 40k name for chess

regiside as in assassination of a king.

IIRC chess actually was called regicide for a bit when it was invented

**The Imperator**

sc0ttfree wrote:
The Imperator wrote:When you decide to make a regiside game board complete with peices,not guilty, but now that i think about it........

....you realize its just a 40k name for chess

regiside as in assassination of a king.

IIRC chess actually was called regicide for a bit when it was invented

You decide that you will now start playing regi- I mean chess with 40k miniatures.

**DarkHound**

The Imperator wrote:You decide that you will now start playing regi- I mean chess with 40k miniatures.

My mouth is agape. Why the hell didn't I think of that? gak, I could have so much fun with that.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

You realise the F4 Phantom is an Ork invention. Cause with enough engines strapped on, you can make anything fly.

**Gwar!**

When you use GIMP to make a Picture of an F4 more Orky.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Gwar! wrote:When you use GIMP to make a Picture of an F4 more Orky.

The A 10 looks like an Ork Bomba.

**Slarg232**

When you play a video game, it starts to stutter, and you pray to the Machine Spirit to make everything be alright until you can get to the Save Point.

When you pray to the Machine Spirit to give you that one drop you need in a loot based video game.

**Librius Machina**

When someone mentions cutting and you immediately imagine a power weapon.

I can't be the only one to have done this.

**Cambak**

When you believe your the first to post this pic. And hope no one else did.

**Unreal Toast**

You think the Michelin man is a Wraithlord

you look up at the sky and wonder if Eldar are watching us

You look at your cat and scream "Heresy"

**Scrazza**

When you start thinking your history teacher is in fact a Dark eldar Succubus, because 'she likes to torture us with homework".

**Asherian Command**

Scrazza wrote:When you start thinking your history teacher is in fact a Dark eldar Succubus, because 'she likes to torture us with homework".

And She looks hot and has pale white skin.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Cambak wrote:

When you believe your the first to post this pic. And hope no one else did.

I WILL make one of those.

**sc0ttfree**

when your so used to daemon that you forget how to spell it normally...during an english test (guilty)

**Gwar!**

sc0ttfree wrote:when your so used to daemon that you forget how to spell it normally...during an english test (guilty)

You did spell it properly, albeit slightly incorrect. The correct spelling is Dæmon.

**FUUUUDGE!**

When you get the jokes on this forum

**FUUUUDGE!**

You have a long list of eldar translated into English (me,sadly)

**Cambak**

FUUUUDGE! wrote:You have a long list of eldar translated into English (me,sadly)

Pics or it didn't happen!

**Black Corsair**

FUUUUDGE! wrote:You have a long list of eldar translated into English (me,sadly)

That reminds me.... long time ago in the LGS there was a guy playing Tau (3rd Ed) That guy prepared two lists for tournaments few times... one was the "normal list" and the other one counted as fluff for the tournament.... the list was the same than the normal one.... but in Tau scripture

**BaronIveagh**

When you can remember a time before the fem marine argument.

**Commissar NIkev**

BaronIveagh wrote:When you can remember a time before the fem marine argument.

There was a time BEFORE the Fem marine argument?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mind = Blown!!!!!!!!!!!

**Eyclonus**

If you invite friends over to play in a 16,000 points aside apoc, halfway through because you got sick of spending the last four weekends trying to outplay yourself.