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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 20:06:38
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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I don't  I've never liked anthro-animal races that much...though I've already ranted on it enough in this thread.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/12/15 20:06:55
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 21:06:19
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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GangstaMuffin24 wrote:Manchu wrote:Also, I know this is racist, but I feel bad for the kids who got turned into Khajit and Argonians in the Dovahkiids vid.
I like Argonians...
How can you like those scale-backs?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 21:48:03
Subject: Re:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Stormin' Stompa
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How can you like those flesh-backs?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 21:51:33
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Easy, I am one. Although I'm not too fond of the Thalmor altmer, I don't mind the other elves either.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:00:33
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I'll kill anyone if i get paid for it...
I just take more pleasure in killing racist stormcloaks...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:03:43
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Hear, hear, although its almost impossible to get the house in Windhelm if you don't side with the Stormcloaks and i will be honest, the house is pretty cool for its price.
If you don't side with the stormcloaks there's another quest you have to do, but its incredibly eas to miss the trigger for it that its not even funny. Then the console commands on the PC don't seem to help either.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:15:59
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Solahma
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I'm no Stormcloak but it'd be gross to be covered in scales. Just ask Waylon Jones how many girlfriends he has. Being a half-human, half-cat abomination is no better.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:29:17
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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If you're havin' race problem i feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but scales ain't one.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:36:21
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Solahma
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purplefood wrote:I got 99 problems but scales ain't one.
Yeah, because you aren't an Argonian.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:39:04
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Manchu wrote:purplefood wrote:I got 99 problems but scales ain't one.
Yeah, because you aren't an Argonian.
I'm a rapper...
A Dark Elf rapper...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:45:48
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Solahma
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So ... high speechcraft, pickpocket, and alchemy? /thuglife
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:48:00
Subject: Re:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Stormin' Stompa
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Manchu, what if having scales was the bees knees and it felt amazing?
Us humans will (hopefully) never know, so I dont think its our call on how it feels
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:50:57
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Solahma
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People with psoriasis don't seem to like it. That's what it reminds me of.
Look, I don't want to drive the lizards from Skyrim or anything. I just wouldn't want to be magically transformed into one. That's gak. You and your friends go into a computer game and your buddy is a Nord and your girlfriend is some kind of hottie Dunmer ... and you're a dinosaur man. How do you think that's going to go for you? You still think you'll have a girlfriend by level 2?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:57:08
Subject: Re:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Humorless Arbite
Outside the DarkTower, amongst the roses.
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If you're havin' race problem i feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but scales ain't one I'm a rapper... A Dark Elf rapper. So ... high speechcraft, pickpocket, and alchemy? /thuglife Made my day. On a side note, when I first played Morrowind I played a Argonian. I was about Halfway to meeting Vivec before i realized the" excuse me miss" people saying was meant for me. I picked a female, and had no clue. I remember thinking to be able to breathe underwater would be a huge plus. One of these days Bethesda will put something in the water besides Beta's and slaughterfish.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/12/15 23:03:13
Every Dakkanaught gets a 4+ Pinch of Salt save.
When you suffer a Falling Sky hit, roll a D6 - on a 4+ the hit is ignored as per the Pinch of Salt save. On a 1-3 panic insues - you automatically fail common sense tests for the next 2 weeks and get +7 to your negativity stat. -Praxiss
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:58:06
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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It's a pity there's no unarmed combat skill in this ..
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:58:17
Subject: Re:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Stormin' Stompa
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What if my girlfriend is a scalie and me being an argonian makes me her dream man?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:58:18
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Solahma
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"It wants somethiiiiiiing?" "The prey approaches." Ugh. You're all outlanders! Automatically Appended Next Post: Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:What if my girlfriend is a scalie and me being an argonian makes me her dream man?
No problem with that. When animals start having sex with humans and human-stand-ins (elves), that's where I start to vomit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 22:59:03
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I shall make that character.
Jay-Z meets Skyrim.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 23:00:01
Subject: Re:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:What if my girlfriend is a scalie and me being an argonian makes me her dream man?
Can't, none of the argonians and khajiit in Skyrim are open for relationship.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 23:02:50
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Solahma
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Incorrect. You can marry Argonians.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 23:03:23
Subject: Re:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Stormin' Stompa
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Melissia wrote:Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:What if my girlfriend is a scalie and me being an argonian makes me her dream man?
Can't, none of the argonians and khajiit in Skyrim are open for relationship.
My possible argonian husband/wife disagree with you.
No khajiit can be your spouse, but iirc there are 3 possible argonian spouses
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 23:14:37
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Ah, thought that applied to both beastpeople races.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 23:16:25
Subject: Re:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Stormin' Stompa
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Its unfair I tell ya
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/15 23:24:36
Subject: Re:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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nah, Bethesda is just racist against Furries so they just made it impossable.
Scaleies on the other hand....
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/16 03:09:49
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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If they were racist against furries they'd have made khajiit in to ohmes-raht or somesuch.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/16 03:42:57
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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Footsloggin is currently kneedeep in Draugr, needs help. Lack of head is currently inhibiting capability to continue movement. Will continue to use Wabbajack... Hey look! A sweetroll!
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Thunderfrog wrote:
+1 Str for like 5 points? To autocannons or assault cannons? Hell yea. Then the Reinforced Aegis upgrade for free AND the ability to ignore stunned shaken.. pretty much for free..
Other Dreadnaughts should just go somewhere and be a toaster.
Mattieu~~~~ It's not that eldar are bad, it's that they require a lot of intergration between units. Also, that doesnt prove anything other than GW has a huge hard-on for marines, and, given the option between making a xeno the best psykers or making a marine the best psyker, they will 9 times out of 10 choose the marine.
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Tzeentchling9 wrote:Mephy can't be swept. He is still a marine so he has the, "And They Shall Never Get Removed From The Table After Losing Combat Like Everyone Else Because They Are The Poster Boys" special rule.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/16 03:49:50
Subject: Re:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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To deal with your Draugr problem, I reccomend liberal use of the word Vol. It seems to offend Draugr immensley.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/16 04:04:02
Subject: Re:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Grey Templar wrote:To deal with your Draugr problem, I reccomend liberal use of the word Vol. It seems to offend Draugr immensley.
Maybe its a swear.
Use Dawnbreaker for most effective way of attack.
I beat the story, but I regret to say that I beat it on easy mode. 30 minutes before I go to bed I usually turn the difficulty down to finish whatever quest I'm on and turn it back up the next time I play, forgot to turn it back up...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/16 05:53:33
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Playing a Breton mage named Sylar thats a boss with swords.
Did the thieves guild,dark brotherhood,mage's college and a few other magic inspired side quests. Doing the main story now.
My next play through will be a female two hand warrior. Thinking of going imperial or nord.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/16 06:16:43
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I think when next I make another character, I'll be making a right proppa Ork.. dual wield one handers, or a big hamma.. Volundrung would go great with him
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