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2016/04/02 22:22:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Stares directly at Perron*
I suppose he could bunk with me...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/02 22:23:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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 jhe90 wrote:Year is about 38,000 years from your time.
The room is well, the room. Earth is a grimdark galexey spanning xenophobic empire.
And I'm married, battle sister not a nun. We have more flexibility in our choices. I'm marla by the way.
So I'm guessing SNP won! But seriously, marla, I have very important business to attend to: without my wisdom who will lead the march out of the EU's grasps?
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/02 22:24:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*calms down*
Ok. Look even yoiu have to relise that you or perron caught even near Terra is going to be very dangerous.
I'm taking as fething big risk trusting you.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/02 22:24:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Perron sits up] I could just travel there inside somebody. [Looking meaningfully at Yarrick and then Verviedi]
...No, no, a thousand times no. Especially not after you've been inside Benny.
Guess it's back to using him, then.
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2016/04/02 22:26:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Pulls Yarrick away from Perron*
He's...not exactly the kind of person I want to leave you around unsupervised...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/02 22:36:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I object. I've never posessed anyone without asking first.
Oh, you mean the cuddling thing. Right.
Amongst things. [Looks at datapad] My tracker says Benny isn't in the room. Guess he's not coming with.
None of you noticed that he died in that explosion, huh? [Points at flashing light on the personality backup device on the wall]
...We are bad friends.
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2016/04/02 22:40:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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We have a warded jar you can travel in. Hmmm its ....
*jar has kittens and cute penquins going I wuv you and a pink neon lid*
Umm yeah. I don,t know how to explain how broken time is here.
Oh, come on, you want to see what earth has become, room 35, shuttle pad Il show you.
Tell wk to come abaord soon as he can ok?
*Boards a shuttle* you coming to see humanities slow death Nigel?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/02 22:40:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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...Oh my...
*Looks at Yarrick*
Ummm...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/02 22:43:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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*Amused* Very well, I shall play your little game. I'm sure Paul can hold the fort while I am gone.
(What peculiar people)
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/02 22:48:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Strap yourself in, we will be flying via my frigate in orbit.
Just so you technically I'm a Martian... Your going to have a few suprises..
*on vox* if headed on the Marla flight to terra please board shuttles now thankyou *
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/02 22:49:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at flashing box] Well, at least he's safe.
[Light flashes more rapidly] And apparently listening.
Perron, you know where the last few blank copies are?
[Perron nods]
Okay, then stay here, figure this out, and catch up with us later. Much as it simplifies life having a commissar in a box, I do feel somewhat guilty.
[Perron salutes and heads off to closet]
Guess we should go. [Looks at Vanden] You okay?
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2016/04/02 22:50:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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OO, this is exciting! Do you think we will be meating captain Kirk?
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/02 22:53:23
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Looks worried*
I...I just feel horrible now...Will he come out ok? Or will he lose something important?...
*Shakes head*
We'd better get going...
*Calls out*
Sorry Benny!
*Walks into shuttle with Yarrick*
Guess we're lucky we have a room to ourselves though...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/24 09:58:44
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/02 22:54:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ummmm...... Ummmm....
Ok, you have alot to learn!
*hands Nigel a cup of tea, * least one thing id the same.
*taps out orders and ship is preparing to leave*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/02 22:55:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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Well at least you sci-fi types now how to do one thing right.
*Sips tea*
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/02 22:56:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*climbs into the shop before it takes off*
Not getting left with 'Perron'. No thank you.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/02 23:01:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ok, your a xeno. No offense but I need you in the hidden spaces. You cannot be found if the py search the ship...
Can,t. If you do , we all dead. Just stay hidden ok..
So, all abaord, quick flight, cargo loaded, and we are off for terra. All rooms are assigned for those who can pass security checks.
*naps on wks shoulder as they take off.*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/02 23:04:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He'll be okay. Benny dies so often that a tau and verviedi built him a consciousness backup. instead of going to hell, he goes into a couple of digital boxes until someone finds him a body, or a toaster.
[Sits down in shuttle and yawns] Sorry if I doze off. Old habit.
[Starts to fall asleep as shuttle takes off]
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2016/04/02 23:11:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Rests head on Yarrick's shoulder*
*Falls asleep before Yarrick*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/02 23:13:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*slight rumble as shuttle docks and ship pulls away to leave orbit. *
Oh...here..
Right find ye rooms, get comfey, or put in ear plugs.
*ship decorated with a large number of odd Martian sculpture and art*
*walks off holding hands with guardsman to her own state cabin near bridge*
Enjoy the flight.
*relises oops as varden and bc got room with gold and purple furry walls that glow when stroked and laughs*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/02 23:28:37
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/02 23:16:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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Well whilst I am here might as well do some campaigning.
*Goes off to spread the word of UKIP*
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/03 00:10:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*watches this all happen*
I don't get paid enough for this gak.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/03 00:15:25
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Wakes up slightly*
I was under the impression you did it out of love...And that you didn't get payed...
*Falls back asleep*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/03 07:16:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Oh don,t worry, I'm not helping to rob mars, and If you want instead of going down after that Lindisfarne brick, we can go see the sights on terra abit, go to Mars and spend some time on my homeworld or such?
Nice holiday with a far lower risk of death than v,s plans?
Some Time to ourselves if you want?
Or we can go explore a under hive after a brick too, you choice this time, Il let you pick and Il follow and have a adventure if you chose it.
*twirls hair round finger slightly stressed by it all*
Your choice ok dear, for both of us..
*leans over to wk*
I'm trying to help, I'm on your side. Ok, id never try to hurt you.
*little bit upset*
Il be in our suite when your ready... *goes off*
*to rest*
You know your room numbers, please make yourselves at home.
*crew guide people to rooms past furry glowing carpeted sections, odd art and a entire titans foot sat in a corner*
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/04/03 07:45:10
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/03 10:17:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Walks with Vanden into room and pulls door shut]
Is this... Fur wallpaper? [Pokes it and leaves a glowing handprint]
I'm now troubled.
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2016/04/03 11:11:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Marla rounds door and pokes in*
Oh yeah well, umm this ship was decorated during a phase, I've kinda never got round to redecorating. It glows when touched, kinda fun..... Just stroke wall as you walk to bathroom, faint glow helps you.
Il be in main state room. Knock first though*walks off*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/03 11:28:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hm. [Draws a skull on the wall with fingertip]
[Looks at Vanden] Wanna make a wall-angel?
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2016/04/03 15:35:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*shriek comes from a hallway*
*appears moments later with a servo skull in his hands*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/03 16:54:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*shrugs* oh this place is going to need a refit after this....
Hope they like the furry walls, and the extra tap that pours out melts marshmallows or custard. Uegh I made some odd choices when I fitted this ship out....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/03 17:30:50
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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I love the purple colour scheme but I don't think these people have much understanding of politics.
(Must all be Labour supporters)
The fur is tad too much for me though.
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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