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2016/04/03 17:41:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*crew deliver a meal and tea to Nigel*
They said it was a roast dinner or something, no beaf but we have grox steak.
*crewman leave a confused Nigel as walls glows faintly when touched. * oh that's normal, and 3rd tap is custard.... *crew looks confused as hell why*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/03 17:51:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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Thank you. (What a strange meat, I wonder if it is supposed to be that colour.) Do any of these taps have gravy? Custard is brilliant and all but I wouldn't have it on my roast.
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/03 17:53:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Cracking noise, and Perron arrives in the cargo bay, holding a naked Benny by the shoulders]
Gah! ...! [Uses tail to cover him up decently] Th-that was genuinely accidental. I'm not very good at long range teleportation.
[Benny looks around in confusion]
Got his consciousness back in his body, but he's still pretty scrambled. I'm hoping that it'll wear off.
Anyone got any spare robes?
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2016/04/03 17:55:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*crew* grox sir , like cattle of old Terra only far more sturdy.
Taste like chicken.
Gravy, no, yours has custard, some do marshmallow, very rarely is a tap dispensing liquid chocolate.
Excuse us we have other cabins to attend
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/03 17:57:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*mutters and cloaks as Perron arrives*
*disappears into the hallways of the ship*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/03 18:06:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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(Crate of old hand me down robes uniforms and armour lieuing open in the cargo bay)
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/03 18:07:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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Very well, I always endevour to try new food.
(Not exactly a full English breakfast, but maybe...) *Takes a bite* *Gags* (Perhaps I'll just stick with my tea)
*Takes Tea and goes wondering*
*Sees a naked person in the hallway*
(Kids these days)
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/03 18:21:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Perron gently nudges Benny towards clothes] Come on, get dressed... This is getting weird. Even for you.
[Benny dazedly picks out a surprisingly sensible looking uniform and gets dressed]
Okay, my turn! [Perron vanishes, and Benny's eyes glow pink for a few seconds] Now we won't go showing up on any scanners and causing a ruckus.
[Benny nods and looks around in slight confusion]
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2016/04/03 18:25:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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(Strange, strange people)
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/03 18:25:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*several pops and hisses come from a closet*
*creaks the doors open and slowly steps out*
This... isn't what I remember. How long have I been deactivated?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/03 19:49:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*startled and draws a piatol*
What are you doing on my ship?
Id like a answer this side of now....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/04 00:16:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Why, I'm currently standing. And if this is your ship, then I suppose Wey-yu has put me under your command. Odd, considering their selfish tendencies, but orders are orders.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/04 00:44:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*glances at 2BJ1*
Oh great....
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/04 00:52:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Steps in, practically shivering at how hideous the decor is*
Welcome. It's been too long since I've seen you.
*Removes helmet and shakes Jack's hand*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/04 01:02:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*shakes Verviedi's hand*
And the same goes for you. Though I recall you being some form of true AI, but you seem to be human now. Strange.
*glances at WK*
Is there something wrong?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/04 01:24:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's a very, very long story, I'm afraid. I'll have to tell it later. But right now, we are preparing to break into Terra and steal a brick from a long-dead church.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/04 02:59:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I don't know if you're suicidal or just plain stupid. Probably stupid.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/04 03:18:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Are you addressing me? I don't believe myself to be stupid. I can calculate over 14,000 numerals of pi in an instant, for one. I suggest you reword your statement, as I refuse to accept its current state. Please, elaborate.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/04 03:21:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I wasn't talking to you bolts for brains.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/04 06:59:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*still holding pistol *
Who, why and how you got aboard my warship....
Old friend v, id like answers.... Oh and the walls glow when stroked. Its kinda fun..
Don,t worry dear, flight to terra is all legal, if you want to go with me to visit some sights on terra , brick hunt optional.
Isn,t ut V..... *sternly* and in fact the wolves seem to love the decour....
*seems totaly calm holding a bolt pistol and implyjng confusion at lack of liking purple and gold furry wal paper that glows when stroked*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/04 10:14:33
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/04 10:49:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Agreed. The less people there who may affect the ritual, the better. While I was gone, I managed to obtain the other two things I needed.
*Gestures towards a levitating sphere covered in hazardous material stickers, and a black iron cylinder with wires and sinister heiroglyphics on it*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/04 11:24:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I'm afraid I can only answer one of those questions, ma'am. I'm a synthetic, or artificial person, if you will. I was placed under the command of weyland-yutani, for collection of alien artifacts. My model is the Carter-9, if that helps.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/04 14:01:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Fine, your welcome to join the mission to the church also. You might get on with some of our aims, tech recovery is useful..
Stay out of restricted zones and such, you know the drill in sure..
*goes off with guardsman to own suite to relax and file the codes with terra for docking in a days time. *
So much to do
.. Why did I volunteer to help? The ships a mad house....
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/04 14:06:53
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/04 14:52:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Because you're too kind dear
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/04 16:52:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Am I?
You know if ya want, no need to go get that brick, family has a nice place on terra and I have security clearance to get us in the best places.
There's kind then there's the family mansion *sligh smile*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/04 17:14:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Yarrick wanders out of room looking a little dazed] Do any of the taps provide actual water?
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2016/04/04 19:21:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*staff* the silver one shaped like a unicorn with a the Martian sign for water. Blue for cold, pink for warm, red for hot and finaly green for toothpaste.
Simples sir.
*marlas suite*
Done, docking is sorted. Vip docks in 26 hours. *pushs a control under Desk and a bar slides out a wall *
Want some champagne and sit and watch the stars, we are right under the bridge and have best view on ship. Points to private observatory..
Being with the captain has advantage.
Ooc because the unicorn tap lol
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/04 19:37:43
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/04 19:37:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Dear Emperor the Unicorn tap...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/04 20:17:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*laughs*
Ok I was in a phase ok.... I never re decorated.....
You should see marias frigate.... Its *laughs* its funny.
Umm when we both turned 16 we got given our own frigates....
High lords view gifts a wee bit different, ummm sorry, I know I'm privileged over the norm. I'm not trying to show off. When dad owns well, mars....
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/04 21:13:19
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/05 01:34:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Is sitting in room hugging wall*
IS JUST SO SNUGGLEY! I WUV IT!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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