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Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Why was Snyder in the tank..? /confused/

No, I will not watch the videos that have been posted. Excuse me now, I have a sore throat.
   
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FITZZ wrote:
Karon wrote:Watched the first 10 minutes of it.

Wood zombie virus?


Yeah,the premise didn't make a whole lot of sense...like I said...not a very good movie,visually however,it did put in mind of our little RP here.


I shall watch it after I finish bite me posted above

Oh, and as for wood zombies... my friend and I actually started a comic about wood vampires (it was a few years ago before vampires got really popular ).

Excuse the crappy level of drawing skillz - it was a while ago

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Drawings aren't bad Silver,was there a complete story done?


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I think the story was done, though it was quite a while ago, so I don't really remember it.

Basically, a vampire died in the woods and a seed grew in the tainted land where it fell, absorbing some of the vampireness from the remains.

The plant grew and eventually grew a wood vampire (in kind of a pod/pumpkin/potato type growth).

It was kind of a mix of plant and vampire .

Just found some blurb I wrote about them (it kind of sucks (pun not intended) now that I read through it again ).

Spoiler:
Background: A wood vampire is different to a regular vampire. While the two species are related, wood vampires are herbivores, gaining sustinence through sucking sap from trees.

The exact nature of the two species is also fundamentally different. While ordinary vampires are descended from the union of a deamon and an animal, wood vampires trace their lineage to a far stranger ancestor.

For when the deamon that spawend the vampires was killed, its body fell within a forest. Eventually drifting seeds landed upon it, and germinated within its body. They grew into something which was neither tree, nor daemon, but instead formed some combination of the two.

Unlike ordinary vampires, wood vampires thrive in the sunlight... their metabolisms increase, and they become more active, just as trees do, however, when the sun goes down, they become more sluggish, and often find a quiet place to rest, growing tendrils into the soil to draw nutrients from it.

Because they look so simmilar to ordinary vampires, they have been hunted almost to the brink of extinction by vampire hunters and the like (however, it ihas proven very difficult to actually wipe them out, due to the fact they are fairly easy to make... see "Making little wood vampires"). They very rarely attack humans, prefering to avoid contact where possible, and while it is true that they use their teeth to defend themselves, they do not actually drink blood at all. In fact, they can often be found tending to wounded animals they find in the forest.

Most wood vampires live solitary lives, though sometimes small gatherings have been known.



General wood vampire statistics:

+Age range:
No known upper age limit

+Size:
Usually the size of a large child (5ft), though they have been seen to be up to 7ft tall. It is speculated that in very remote forests, they may grow even larger (as the larger they get, the harder it is to find and kill them).

+Form:
Humanoid. The longer they go without feeding, the more treelike they become.

+Variations:
Several permutations are possible, as several different types of seed germinated within the daemon.

- Oak
- Elm
- Birtch
- Willow
- Tulip
- Nightshade
- Bluebell

Each strain is reflective of the plant that supplied its genetic and morphic resonance to its offspring. Various subspecies and crossbreeds are also possible (see "Making little wood vampires")

+Making little wood vampires:
When a wood vampire dies, it is possible for the seeds of any plants in the area to germinate within its corpse, much as the first generations of wood vampires did. The "blood" of a wood vampire can also cause the formation of a new wood vampire if it enters the circulatory network of a plant.

It is also possible for wood vampires to "breed", though this is rare, due to their relative few numbers and solitary natures. Because of their dual nature, as both part plant, and part daemon, the birth and reprodution processes can be very complicated.

Sometimes reproduction is accomplished through a method common to all humanoids, or it can be done in the same ways as in plants, with either wind or insect aided pollenation.

It can depend on the exact species of wood vampire involved, as well as individual differences, such as just how much they lean towards being a plant, and how much they lean towards being a daemon.

The infant can then grow within the mother and be born in the normal way or the infant can bud from the mother.

A fertilised seed, or collection of seeds can be created after reproduction, which can be planted and will grow into new wood vampires.

+Methods of survival:
Most wood vampires rely on stealth to keep out of danger, blending into the forest to hide from hunters.

Several species of wood vampires are poisonous, using venom to disuade attackers.

Wood vampires only fight as a last resourse, much prefering to lay about in the sun, dipping their toes in pools of cool water and such.

However, there are a few strains or individals more prone to violence, either because the plant the descend from was fairly vicious, or because they are more daemon than plant.

Over the years, several experiments have been conducted to breed "fighting wood vampires", as they are seen to be safer than regular vampires to their handlers.

It is unclear as to whether this is the case or not, as many of these experimenters were never heard from again...

   
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That's actually pretty cool, I don't ever recall reading anything like it and I think it's a interesting "twist" on vampire mythology.
I did notice certain "orkish" elements in their reproduction,was that intentional or coincidence?


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It was coincidence I am afraid, but now you point it out it is quite obviously similar.

   
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Hey guys, back. But I got chapel soon.

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When a wood vampire dies, it is possible for the seeds of any plants in the area to germinate within its corpse, much as the first generations of wood vampires did. The "blood" of a wood vampire can also cause the formation of a new wood vampire if it enters the circulatory network of a plant.

Ork Spores, lol.
   
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I thought us Brits called in Church or "Chorch". As in a mix between the words chore and church, incase anyone couldn't work it out..

Well damn I'm a miserable internet chatter today, aren't I?
   
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SilverMK2 wrote:It was coincidence I am afraid, but now you point it out it is quite obviously similar.


Only to us 40k folk ...I still think it's a very interesting take on alternate types of vampires,I've always thought their was a lot of unexplored territory when it came to "vampires" who don't necessarily subsist of off blood.


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Hmmmm, here we just call it chapel.

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sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
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Karon wrote:Ork Spores, lol.


This was all written before I got back into Warhammer, so was not influenced by the Ork fluff

   
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:Why was Snyder in the tank..? /confused/
.


PM sent...hopefully the confusion is less confusing now.


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OK so who now needs to send the PM?

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FITZZ wrote: Thought you guys might get a kick out of this.

It's a film called "Severed" and it's basically a Zombies in the woods film,complete with some pretty nifty zombie attacks on a lumber camp.

Make no mistake,this is not a great movie,not even a very good one,bit it certainly has alot of the elements of our little RP and Perhaps ya'll will find it interesting.

It's running time is just around an hour and a half...and it does have some pretty funny moments,but again NOT a great film.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuWPadV3aSs


Just tried to watch this and it is blocked in the UK :(

   
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Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:OK so who now needs to send the PM?


Everyone involved in the event...which is basically everyone with the exception of Karon...because he ran...FACE ME DAMN YOU!!!


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He meant who hasn't PM'd me yet. Not even sure about that one.. ugh

*checks*

Here's who's PM'd me:

Silver
FITZZ
sillyboy
kais
ninja

If you're not Silver, FITZZ, sillyboy, kais or Ninja, then you need to PM me.
   
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Ok thanks

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Darkvoidof40k wrote:He meant who hasn't PM'd me yet. Not even sure about that one.. ugh

*checks*

Here's who's PM'd me:

Silver
FITZZ
sillyboy
kais
ninja

If you're not Silver, FITZZ, sillyboy, kais or Ninja, then you need to PM me.


So...jp,Halonachos and Scrazza........go,go,go!


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A strange place

FITZZ wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:He meant who hasn't PM'd me yet. Not even sure about that one.. ugh

*checks*

Here's who's PM'd me:

Silver
FITZZ
sillyboy
kais
ninja

If you're not Silver, FITZZ, sillyboy, kais or Ninja, then you need to PM me.


So...jp,Halonachos and Scrazza........go,go,go!


I think they need some motivation.




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Broken image.
   
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A strange place

Broken????

I can clearly see it...... Will look at it and try to fix it.

*beats it with a stick*



 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

sillyboy wrote:Broken????

I can clearly see it...... Will look at it and try to fix it.

*beats it with a stick*


Well now...that's a bit "ironic".


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A strange place

FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:Broken????

I can clearly see it...... Will look at it and try to fix it.

*beats it with a stick*


Well now...that's a bit "ironic".

Yes, yes it is.

Did my edit work? Or should i call an exorcist?



 
   
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I can see the old Simpson guy just fine...not sure what the hell Darkos problem is.

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I'm still not getting anything..
   
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:I'm still not getting anything..


What a conundrum...and sadly you can't blame Dark.


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True, c'mon guys!

Great RP Lord of Dakka

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Exeter

(Or you could blame Dark and his shoddy computer for not being able to see the image)

*Cough* Wassat?!

Check out my (new) blog at https://neonrust.home.blog
 
   
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" As Jennifer's forces moved closer and closer to the Lumber Camp,Mace rallies his troops."



........NO MERCY!!!........


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