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Oh yeah, how have we not hit Page 90 yet?



Mwahahaha! I knew that'd work!

less talky more typey

Yes we have.

Hit page 90 that is.

FM Ninja 048 wrote:less talky more typey

Dude, there will not be any event until at least the weekend. Or should I say I won't start until the weekend.


Waaaaaaaaaaaay too busy this week. Same story for the last two weeks.

yes i know, been there a few times. They do make some good "coffee" there

Went there with my class this year. We all study something that is called Bachelor social/community safety. (don't know the exact translation, Scrazz how do you say: maatschappelijke veiligheid?)

And we went to Amsterdam to see a lot of safety projects, policework, drug control and stuff. It was really fun and ofcourse after the first day half of the class had some "coffee". It was fun to see/participate.

I think you mean social security?

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

FM Ninja 048 wrote:less talky more typey

Dude, there will not be any event until at least the weekend. Or should I say I won't start until the weekend.


Waaaaaaaaaaaay too busy this week. Same story for the last two weeks.

even if you say you're too busy I'll still nag you someone needs to keep your prioritys right, we can't have you actually caring about grades, who does that anymore

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

FM Ninja 048 wrote:less talky more typey

Dude, there will not be any event until at least the weekend. Or should I say I won't start until the weekend.


Waaaaaaaaaaaay too busy this week. Same story for the last two weeks.

Darko,you'll forgive my cynicism,and I'm in no way saying you don't have a lot on your plate....but it puzzles me that I,as an adult,with a time sucking job,children,a Missus,bills and a plethora of responsibilities, seem to have more "free time" than you do.

PM sent. Finally.

Scrazza wrote:PM sent. Finally.

Jp..if you've not sent your PM,please try to find a few moments to do so.

FITZZ wrote:

Darko,you'll forgive my cynicism,and I'm in no way saying you don't have a lot on your plate....but it puzzles me that I,as an adult,with a time sucking job,children,a Missus,bills and a plethora of responsibilities, seem to have more "free time" than you do.

I do worry about our young little GM, I'm just finishing my prelims (practice exams) and I still have loads of free time.

I think he is busy plotting to take over the world.

Because that is what consumes a great part of my free time. And i've also met him on the evil genius convention. Trying to find buyers for his wonky deathray. (Don't buy it, its garbage.)

You guys still go to the Evil Genius convention, get real, I've already explanded to an underground bunker, I'll be installing the fatal-flaw next week.

should I go for ventelation shafts or Inept gaurds?

plus deathrays are smalltime, I've finaly managed to weaponise Puppies. PUPPIES!!! PUPPIES I TELL YOU!!

FITZZ wrote:

Scrazza wrote:PM sent. Finally.

Jp..if you've not sent your PM,please try to find a few moments to do so.

On it.


And I would go for Easy Access Air Shafts. They are much cheaper then paying for Inept Guards.

Inept Guards are cliche,go with the back stabbing femme fatale...still cliched,but so much better.

Weaponized Puppies FTW!

Hmmm well I have an Asssassins brotherhood open of member.

Anybody? Somebody?

No...?

No,sorry..I've more than enough assassins on the payroll,I do however have need of an extra bikini clad "assistant"...I like to keep an even dozen and I had to push one into a vat of boiling magma for being a bit to chatty with Roger Moore.

FITZZ wrote: Weaponized Puppies FTW!

Just wait until YOU get a puppy for your kids, without relising it's been pre-weaponised, then you might change your mind.

but the Interior is being re-designed I'm thinking 'sterile white' or '70s crome' but they also do 'crudely hewn rock' 'military concrete' and 'industrial piping' so much choice, then I've got to choose between Lava, Acid or poisonus fish, the cat or exotic animal.

being an evil genius isn't easy you know

FITZZ wrote: No,sorry..I've more than enough assassins on the payroll,I do however have need of an extra bikini clad "assistant"...I like to keep an even dozen and I had to push one into a vat of boiling magma for being a bit to chatty with Roger Moore.

If you want one choose one from my evil harem. (No refund)
Al my funds went in that, this is why i don't have my own bunker. *grumble grumble*

@Ninja

Don't forget to clone yourself into a tiny form. And call it Mini Me

FM Ninja 048 wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Weaponized Puppies FTW!

Just wait until YOU get a puppy for your kids, without relising it's been pre-weaponised, then you might change your mind.

but the Interior is being re-designed I'm thinking 'sterile white' or '70s crome' but they also do 'crudely hewn rock' 'military concrete' and 'industrial piping' so much choice, then I've got to choose between Lava, Acid or poisonus fish, the cat or exotic animal.

being an evil genius isn't easy you know

Indeed...it's always one thing after the other,work,work,work..tourture,tourture,tourtre...never a chance to just sit and rest and enjoy the fruits of your labour..*sigh*.

I personally went for a nice Black/Red interior...it's stylish..but still conveys that "your all doomed" vibe I enjoy so much,and I always go for the Magma/acid combo (saves on heating bills).

Incidentally,I do believe I did acquire one of your weaponized puppies,he seemed to be set in "devour everything" mode.

Who wants weaponized puppies, when you could get WEAPONIZED ANARCHISTS!

...

Joke.

sillyboy wrote:

FITZZ wrote: No,sorry..I've more than enough assassins on the payroll,I do however have need of an extra bikini clad "assistant"...I like to keep an even dozen and I had to push one into a vat of boiling magma for being a bit to chatty with Roger Moore.

If you want one choose one from my evil harem. (No refund)
Al my funds went in that, this is why i don't have my own bunker. *grumble grumble*

Ah...I'd be delighted to peruse your harems...I get so bored with my own .

Nice to know you're all mad.


Seriously, I don't get enough free time, let alone sleep for that matter. Damned school with their rediculous amounts of work and whatnot.

It's not that I don't get free time, I don't get the right time. I need a good few hours with a clear head to just sit down and type.

sillyboy wrote:

If you want one choose one from my evil harem. (No refund)
Al my funds went in that, this is why i don't have my own bunker. *grumble grumble*

you went for the Harem over the lair, but chicks love lairs, and where will you put your harem

Sillyboy and the devil are sitting in hell.

"hmmph" the devil said "i need a new weapon, to fuel my fires"

"That can be arranged" sillyboy said. "If the price is right"

"Ofcourse" the devil said signing the contract. "So whats your plan?"

"I shall create a creature so evil, and obnoxious. That all men shall fear it. Because it can change it's mind in a blink in an eye.
It will bleed men to death, and chain them to their nest." sillyboy said with an evil grin.

"Hmmmm.... I like it the devil said. But what's the name of this creature?" "I shall call it woman" He said bursting out in an evil laugther.

In the pits of hell a chanting begun. "The end has com, The end has come....."
_____
@Fitzz

maybe we can arrange an exchange?

@sillyboy

a women is a product of money and time (woman=money*time)
Time is money(woman=money*time(woman=money^2))
money is the root of all evil (money=squareroot(evil))
therefore (women=evil)


stupid not having proper math signs

Ninja, I like the way you do math

practical maths

this is easier http://www.jamesburnett.com/images/Evil%20Woman.jpg

That graphic contains a formatting error on the 6th black line.

The square root sign on the first evil should not extend over the second.

Humour maths* fail.



*FAO Americans - yes, it has an "s" on the end because it is a shortened form of "mathematics" not "mathematic"

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Nice to know you're all mad.


Seriously, I don't get enough free time, let alone sleep for that matter. Damned school with their rediculous amounts of work and whatnot.

It's not that I don't get free time, I don't get the right time. I need a good few hours with a clear head to just sit down and type.

I wouldn't say anyone is "mad",nor would I think anyone has difficulties understanding time restraints,after all...there are only so many hours in a day,and one does have to address important priorities first.

That being said,upon choosing to doff the GM chapeau,you do take on certain responsibilities in keeping the RP moving along in a timely manner.