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It's definitely got a "DERP?" face on it.

Still, the rest of the model looks fine. It's just the eyes.

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The entire Dark Elf range.
The entire Dark Eldar range except Vect.
Catachans.
Necron Immortals.
Chaos Marauders.
Ork Wartrak and Warbuggy.
Most of the LOTR range. The dwarves were kool though.
Lizardmen.
That Battle Sister Tank with a church organ on it. What were you thinking GW?
The new Ogryns.
Tau battlesuits - too inanimate.

My favourite models have to include:

The Ork range.
The Eldar are quite good - I still like the Wraithguard.
Space Wolves.
Guard are ok.

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Man, every time I see that Space Wolves character, I crack up laughing. My first thought was "wouldn't a 7-8ft tall dude in Power Armour just break the wolf's back when he sat on it?" Then I realised how hilarious the wolf itself looks. Ridiculous model.

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I think we need to direct some canis hate onto something else

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There is one thing I like about this model, the claw. The chunky stance and completely un-space wolfy face, pretty bad imo
   
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radiohazard wrote:The entire Dark Eldar range except Vect.


You, sir, are smoking something if you honestly think the Incubi are bad models.

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Platuan4th wrote:
radiohazard wrote:The entire Dark Eldar range except Vect.


You, sir, are smoking something if you honestly think the Incubi are bad models.


He's obviously smoking something anyway as some of the Dark Elf Models (The new Cold One Knights and Black Ark Corsairs for example) are actually really good looking.

Actually, besides the monkey hand Dark Elf warriors, the entire line looks fantastic in my opinion.
   
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Adash wrote:I think we need to direct some canis hate onto something else

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There is one thing I like about this model, the claw. The chunky stance and completely un-space wolfy face, pretty bad imo


Sorry this guy doesn't hold a candle to Canis. his only real sin IMO is the ridiculously sized claw. I mean that thing would have him walking around like he always needed a V8.

As for the face there are classic SW models with goofy hair.

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The Giant Claw is awesome.

He's sayin' "You need a STRONG pimp hand!"

   
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Wraithlordmechanic wrote:
Adash wrote:
As for the face there are classic SW models with goofy hair.

And we hated them too.

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I'm going to have to second the person that brought up the WE Treeman, and also add the Treekin - I'm still not entirely sure they didn't just grab a bunch of twigs from the side of the road and stick them together with gum...

I too recall the story of Nagash - apparently Morley had to produce a couple of variant heads for approval. When one has to deal with an approval process, one often makes 'the right one' and 'the one they're supposed to reject' - however this occasionally backfires when they choose the dodgy one instead, as happened in the case of the Nagash model.

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H.B.M.C. wrote:I'm trying to figure out why, of all the weapons to use while mounted, he chose the ones with the least reach? And how does he get down without hurting the 'wolf'.


Ejector Seat. The button's located right on that random white tuft on the wolf.

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Apparently there's been considerable negative feedback for Wolfy McWolfrider, so GW have done a quick redesign:


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I lol'd again.
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so now you have to supply your own mount....or do you just have to hope your's hasn't beel left on the shelf to long
   
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H.B.M.C. wrote:

That 's my vote for the most realistic Warhammer 40k model!

Really, I think the orginal wolf-riding wolf lord is kinda cool.
The worst model must be Lemartes. Really. Just look at him [trys to insert proper picture here].

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Lemartes looks pretty awful; it's like he's trying to use his jumppack but forgot to 'fill the tank'. It just looks so static and lacking of any energy, and I'm surprised it hasn't been replaced yet (hell, I remember that figure being the current one back when I collected 2nd edition 40k).

Also, GW better use that Canis redesign, it HAS to be an improvement, right?

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Not sure if its been mentioned, but the model still in production that I hate the most has to be the Zombie Dragon.
   
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And for your amusement

   
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it might be just me but i hate HATE the current Ogryns


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Ive always hated the Ogryns. The bodies are actually really cool looking on the current ones. After I hacked the head off and such, the rest is really cool lol
   
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I lol'd again.

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Sorry KingCracker but I didn't like it. I prefer H.B.M.C.s version.
But on topic for the really ugly models, I neither do like this guy http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat200022a&prodId=prod1690069
Hes smoking weed or something, and now hes really angry.
Seriously, I hated that guy since I saw him in that WD long time ago.

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Adash wrote:I think we need to direct some canis hate onto something else

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There is one thing I like about this model, the claw. The chunky stance and completely un-space wolfy face, pretty bad imo


Eh, that's a sweet model imo. His face matches the fluff so well. Pretty much if 4Chan became a space marine. I like it so much I'm considering doing a BC theme Wolf army for the lulz.

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Definately Nork Dedogg. Looks like Mathew Pavlich started wargaming.
   
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Pretty much if 4Chan became a space marine


Never thought of it that way before.

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I too like the uh... Trickster mini guy. I think its a cool mini. But uh.... the screaming lightning claws guy? Yikes. These new wolves are very hit and miss
   
 
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