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pinoypower wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

pinoypower wrote:If onyl I had those things then I would actually be a threat.
when half your army is blown to pieces in less then 3 turns.

Hey, Hey, Hey! Hey apple, hey! Get more mc! Maybe then you'll be able to hurt my tanks!

I would do that but I am trying to not buy warhammer to beat you. I will do the most dangurous thing ever done. I will learn how to play warhammer.

The joke is completely on you, because I just found out that we have been doing vehicle assaults and tankshocks incorrectly! Turns out I'm the noob, too! That, and it turns out that my FW have a better chance in combat than I thought, because we've been using assaults incorrectly!

You know that sinking feeling when....

- You ring to book your spot in a tourney, turn up on the day and you realise the guy you spoke to on the phone lied and you are the only girl playing in the tourney

-You play in your said tourney, knowing every guy whos not married is watching you.. PRESSURE!

-Your idiot opponent for round 2 in said tourney blabs through lunch about how hes going to own you and you are going down...
(Then you pull out chaos daemons and proceed to make the 40 year old fat basterd cry... i <3 it)

-You deep strike your first half of the army and it dies... Taking your heavys with it :( FFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

-You bring your army out at a tourney and realise its rainbow and everyone else got a memo about black painted armies being cool this decade...

-You play another chaos daemons player... Who wants to win no matter what....

- You deep strike and roll onto the mishap table where your opponent can place the model anywhere, and he picks somewhere dickish.

-You deep strike ALL of your army by the 2nd turn

-You play a guy whos been playing since the 2nd ed and you realise you been playing for 6 months...

- You come home from work, after staying up till 2-3am putting water-effects on your lava bases which have been carefully placed up high on a table or such, only to realise THE F%$KING CAT STEPPED IN IT AND NOW ITS EVERYWHERE!!!!
or worse.. has a stupid furry print in it...

-Your cat approves of the newest 100$ model you bought and see's it as a new toy to play with when you dont have anywhere to hide it...

-You buy a skulltaker, spend 25 hours painting it, basing it and carefully pack it away only to pull it out next time you want to play with him to realise somethings broken off it(ie:sword) and you cant find it to glue it back on!!!

That must have sucked to be the only girl playing at a tourney and a bunch of sweaty dudes with stretched-out shirt collars eyeballing you.

...When you realize that you have spent 1/3rd of your life playing wargames

WHen you realise you've spent 3/4 of your life wargaming, and youre younger than 40

Actually i love it

killykavekommando wrote:That must have sucked to be the only girl playing at a tourney and a bunch of sweaty dudes with stretched-out shirt collars eyeballing you.

Its not so bad being the only girl, its bad when your being watched and have to kind prove yourself

killykavekommando wrote:

pinoypower wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

pinoypower wrote:If onyl I had those things then I would actually be a threat.
when half your army is blown to pieces in less then 3 turns.

Hey, Hey, Hey! Hey apple, hey! Get more mc! Maybe then you'll be able to hurt my tanks!

I would do that but I am trying to not buy warhammer to beat you. I will do the most dangurous thing ever done. I will learn how to play warhammer.

The joke is completely on you, because I just found out that we have been doing vehicle assaults and tankshocks incorrectly! Turns out I'm the noob, too! That, and it turns out that my FW have a better chance in combat than I thought, because we've been using assaults incorrectly!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. wait does that benifit me or you?

TheExilEdArcHitECt wrote:
-You bring your army out at a tourney and realise its rainbow and everyone else got a memo about black painted armies being cool this decade...

Black is in? But I just spent a week doing a multicoloured Noise Marine unit! WHY?

....You realise you've never played a game with your entire Eldar army on the table, only fractions.

TheExilEdArcHitECt wrote:You know that sinking feeling when....

- You ring to book your spot in a tourney, turn up on the day and you realise the guy you spoke to on the phone lied and you are the only girl playing in the tourney

-You play in your said tourney, knowing every guy whos not married is watching you.. PRESSURE!

-Your idiot opponent for round 2 in said tourney blabs through lunch about how hes going to own you and you are going down...
(Then you pull out chaos daemons and proceed to make the 40 year old fat basterd cry... i <3 it)

-You deep strike your first half of the army and it dies... Taking your heavys with it :( FFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

-You bring your army out at a tourney and realise its rainbow and everyone else got a memo about black painted armies being cool this decade...

-You play another chaos daemons player... Who wants to win no matter what....

- You deep strike and roll onto the mishap table where your opponent can place the model anywhere, and he picks somewhere dickish.

-You deep strike ALL of your army by the 2nd turn

-You play a guy whos been playing since the 2nd ed and you realise you been playing for 6 months...

- You come home from work, after staying up till 2-3am putting water-effects on your lava bases which have been carefully placed up high on a table or such, only to realise THE F%$KING CAT STEPPED IN IT AND NOW ITS EVERYWHERE!!!!
or worse.. has a stupid furry print in it...

-Your cat approves of the newest 100$ model you bought and see's it as a new toy to play with when you dont have anywhere to hide it...

-You buy a skulltaker, spend 25 hours painting it, basing it and carefully pack it away only to pull it out next time you want to play with him to realise somethings broken off it(ie:sword) and you cant find it to glue it back on!!!

Gotta be honest I would stare if I saw a female at a tourny in the same way I would stare at a bear playing 40k at a tournament, Its just not something you see everyday. On the plus side if the presence of female wargamers encourages proper hygiene and grooming this can only be a good thing.

Also make your friends learn to play so your not the only female at tournys =)

TheExilEdArcHitECt wrote:You know that sinking feeling when....

- You ring to book your spot in a tourney, turn up on the day and you realise the guy you spoke to on the phone lied and you are the only girl playing in the tourney

-You play in your said tourney, knowing every guy whos not married is watching you.. PRESSURE!

-Your idiot opponent for round 2 in said tourney blabs through lunch about how hes going to own you and you are going down...
(Then you pull out chaos daemons and proceed to make the 40 year old fat basterd cry... i <3 it)

-You deep strike your first half of the army and it dies... Taking your heavys with it :( FFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

-You bring your army out at a tourney and realise its rainbow and everyone else got a memo about black painted armies being cool this decade...

-You play another chaos daemons player... Who wants to win no matter what....

- You deep strike and roll onto the mishap table where your opponent can place the model anywhere, and he picks somewhere dickish.

-You deep strike ALL of your army by the 2nd turn

-You play a guy whos been playing since the 2nd ed and you realise you been playing for 6 months...

- You come home from work, after staying up till 2-3am putting water-effects on your lava bases which have been carefully placed up high on a table or such, only to realise THE F%$KING CAT STEPPED IN IT AND NOW ITS EVERYWHERE!!!!
or worse.. has a stupid furry print in it...

-Your cat approves of the newest 100$ model you bought and see's it as a new toy to play with when you dont have anywhere to hide it...

-You buy a skulltaker, spend 25 hours painting it, basing it and carefully pack it away only to pull it out next time you want to play with him to realise somethings broken off it(ie:sword) and you cant find it to glue it back on!!!

2 things... 1st, was the cat shot lol, 2nd, when you deep strike your lesser deamons, roll on the mishap table and your opponent places them between 10 termis a dreadnaught and a lr

Jubear wrote:

TheExilEdArcHitECt wrote:You know that sinking feeling when....

- You ring to book your spot in a tourney, turn up on the day and you realise the guy you spoke to on the phone lied and you are the only girl playing in the tourney

-You play in your said tourney, knowing every guy whos not married is watching you.. PRESSURE!

-Your idiot opponent for round 2 in said tourney blabs through lunch about how hes going to own you and you are going down...
(Then you pull out chaos daemons and proceed to make the 40 year old fat basterd cry... i <3 it)

-You deep strike your first half of the army and it dies... Taking your heavys with it :( FFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

-You bring your army out at a tourney and realise its rainbow and everyone else got a memo about black painted armies being cool this decade...

-You play another chaos daemons player... Who wants to win no matter what....

- You deep strike and roll onto the mishap table where your opponent can place the model anywhere, and he picks somewhere dickish.

-You deep strike ALL of your army by the 2nd turn

-You play a guy whos been playing since the 2nd ed and you realise you been playing for 6 months...

- You come home from work, after staying up till 2-3am putting water-effects on your lava bases which have been carefully placed up high on a table or such, only to realise THE F%$KING CAT STEPPED IN IT AND NOW ITS EVERYWHERE!!!!
or worse.. has a stupid furry print in it...

-Your cat approves of the newest 100$ model you bought and see's it as a new toy to play with when you dont have anywhere to hide it...

-You buy a skulltaker, spend 25 hours painting it, basing it and carefully pack it away only to pull it out next time you want to play with him to realise somethings broken off it(ie:sword) and you cant find it to glue it back on!!!

Gotta be honest I would stare if I saw a female at a tourny in the same way I would stare at a bear playing 40k at a tournament, Its just not something you see everyday. On the plus side if the presence of female wargamers encourages proper hygiene and grooming this can only be a good thing.

My first reaction would not be to stare (or at least try to). It would be more along the lines of "hey cool, there is a female here".
Also...I take umbrage at that :(
I follow proper hygiene and grooming! Take a shower everyday. I do not really was my hair though (it is too thick to do it, as the shampoo can not get anywhere near my scalp ). So I just rinse it. Works just fine, and my hair does not annoy the crap out of me.

I agree I shower once a day as well, as for washing the hair it's actually healthier for your hair not to shampoo it every time but i do rinse my hair and beard at the very least. As for a girl playing thats great especially at a tournament level. My wife is workin to get to that point that she can play at tournaments herself actually.

pinoypower wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

pinoypower wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

pinoypower wrote:If onyl I had those things then I would actually be a threat.
when half your army is blown to pieces in less then 3 turns.

Hey, Hey, Hey! Hey apple, hey! Get more mc! Maybe then you'll be able to hurt my tanks!

I would do that but I am trying to not buy warhammer to beat you. I will do the most dangurous thing ever done. I will learn how to play warhammer.

The joke is completely on you, because I just found out that we have been doing vehicle assaults and tankshocks incorrectly! Turns out I'm the noob, too! That, and it turns out that my FW have a better chance in combat than I thought, because we've been using assaults incorrectly!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. wait does that benifit me or you?

Neither, really. It would benefit me with close quarters (i.e: my FWs are an even match to termagaunts in cqb). However, my tanks aren't as invulnerable to mc assaults as we thought.

You know that sinking feeling when...
Your online friends on a warhammer forum tell you to invite your so called real girlfriends to game with you.. And you realise you have none

killykavekommando wrote:

pinoypower wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

pinoypower wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

pinoypower wrote:If onyl I had those things then I would actually be a threat.
when half your army is blown to pieces in less then 3 turns.

Hey, Hey, Hey! Hey apple, hey! Get more mc! Maybe then you'll be able to hurt my tanks!

I would do that but I am trying to not buy warhammer to beat you. I will do the most dangurous thing ever done. I will learn how to play warhammer.

The joke is completely on you, because I just found out that we have been doing vehicle assaults and tankshocks incorrectly! Turns out I'm the noob, too! That, and it turns out that my FW have a better chance in combat than I thought, because we've been using assaults incorrectly!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. wait does that benifit me or you?

Neither, really. It would benefit me with close quarters (i.e: my FWs are an even match to termagaunts in cqb). However, my tanks aren't as invulnerable to mc assaults as we thought.

oh ok then nooooooooooooooooooooooo
when your infintry isn't as effective as you thought.

TheExilEdArcHitECt wrote:You know that sinking feeling when...
Your online friends on a warhammer forum tell you to invite your so called real girlfriends to game with you.. And you realise you have none

Its not easy being a Girl Geek, but, hey, Bet you know more guys than some women you know.


You know that sinking feeling when....
Your geek housemates look down on you because you would rather paint your little soldiers than play WoW.

helgrenze wrote:Your geek housemates look down on you because you would rather paint your little soldiers than play WoW.

"Nerd, playing with toy soldiers is dorky. You should play with pixillated barbie dolls that shoot fire."

warpgrenade wrote:

helgrenze wrote:Your geek housemates look down on you because you would rather paint your little soldiers than play WoW.

"Nerd, playing with toy soldiers is dorky. You should play with pixillated barbie dolls that shoot fire."

LOL to both statements

TheExilEdArcHitECt wrote:You know that sinking feeling when...
Your online friends on a warhammer forum tell you to invite your so called real girlfriends to game with you.. And you realise you have none

That, sucks.




..... You decide you really WANT to play a game with your whole eldar army on the table, but remember all your IRL friends are too cool for this gak....


Automatically Appended Next Post:
you know that sinking feeling you get when....
your gallery image has 4 votes and 84 views when you go to sleep
And 4 votes and 85 views when you check it in the afternoon.

You want to play a game with your entire ork army, but can't squeeze them all on a standard table ...

... You decide you are in a painting mood, open the game room door and see 400+ orks staring at you with evil plastic-grey eyes..

..... Your chaos hounds are sprayed black.... Your ogres need a tiny bit more spray from an odd angle... Your chaos dragon is about half covered......


The can starts to sputter.

FFFFUUUUU

Your Marshal dies, plunging your entire army to its base leadership.

warpgrenade wrote:

helgrenze wrote:Your geek housemates look down on you because you would rather paint your little soldiers than play WoW.

"Nerd, playing with toy soldiers is dorky. You should play with pixillated barbie dolls that shoot fire."

Darn it, i always choose the wrong facton to play :(

CrimsonHammer wrote:..... Your chaos hounds are sprayed black.... Your ogres need a tiny bit more spray from an odd angle... Your chaos dragon is about half covered......


The can starts to sputter.

FFFFUUUUU

MAN, i HATE THAT!!!! esp when its 26$ a can and its after 5pm and the shops closed... RRRAAAGGGEEEE INC!!!!

CrimsonHammer wrote:

That, sucks.

Its not so bad. Just being a non-drinker makes your IRL friends list mighty mighty small...
But what can you expect when you are a crazy cat lady...

forruner_mercy wrote:

warpgrenade wrote:

helgrenze wrote:Your geek housemates look down on you because you would rather paint your little soldiers than play WoW.

"Nerd, playing with toy soldiers is dorky. You should play with pixillated barbie dolls that shoot fire."

LOL to both statements

Yeah, Starcraft is way better! I've never understood why strangers laugh at me whenever I walk into a room and say THOR IS HERE, though.

Tried that when I was late for Math class... they weren't amused.

When you lend your phone to a really hot girl for a long distance call to Singapore when in truth you are 2 miles from it ... and realize you still have your Grimgore Ironhide screen saver.

[quote=]
Its not so bad. Just being a non-drinker makes your IRL friends list mighty mighty small...
But what can you expect when you are a crazy cat lady...

...When you are surrounded by hormone-high teenagers who know way too much.

... When you roll 1&2s to kill the final necron warrior to end the game... And the nightbringer is right next to your squad. Im glad i killed the nightbringer with one POWA FISTUS from Pedro.

CrimsonHammer wrote:....You realise you've never played a game with your entire Eldar army on the table, only fractions.

hey that's kind of what happened with my tyranid army. In fact I had never used some of those units till that game.

...When you skip 4th period to go to McDonald's (im on my victory lap)...and your Double Big Mac is cold...and has NO CHEEZ