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Commissar Typhus wrote:But seriously, even if we had the guns to punch through IoM armour, what would we have against pyskers?

Paris Hilton, teenage Kelly Osbourne, Jedward, all present and historic judges of XFactor / Britains Got Talent etc, The Hoff, Britney Spears, Lady Ga Ga, that snookie thing from Jersey Shores that I've heard about and Justin Bieber. A wall of psychic nullification, planet wide.

Nah, donald trump, every politician everywhere, the koch brothers, the tea party, kim jong il, we have lots of nulls around the world. Psykers would not survive on earth, they would simply enter the atmosphere and explode, which is probably why they haven't shown up yet, not because they just suddenly appear a few centuries from now, but because the ones that are born instantly die.

kitch102 wrote:

Commissar Typhus wrote:But seriously, even if we had the guns to punch through IoM armour, what would we have against pyskers?

Paris Hilton, teenage Kelly Osbourne, Jedward, all present and historic judges of XFactor / Britains Got Talent etc, The Hoff, Britney Spears, Lady Ga Ga, that snookie thing from Jersey Shores that I've heard about and Justin Bieber. A wall of psychic nullification, planet wide.

Lol, that made my day.

Doesn't matter how big your bullet is if it gets stopped in midair.

I don't think it's so much that they are nulls, but more like the psychic noise/static as created by 2nd edition Noise Marines.

I'm sat here laughing my ass off at the idea of bieber pwning a 40k psyker. Imagine a naruto style anime fight and you're half way to enjoying the same thoughts that I'm having

kitch102 wrote:I'm sat here laughing my ass off at the idea of bieber pwning a 40k psyker. Imagine a naruto style anime fight and you're half way to enjoying the same thoughts that I'm having

MUST... RESIST... IMAGE!!!!

Your powers are weak old man, you cannot resist my images


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Baby, baby, baby, HADOUKEN!!!

gendoikari87 wrote:

kitch102 wrote:I'm sat here laughing my ass off at the idea of bieber pwning a 40k psyker. Imagine a naruto style anime fight and you're half way to enjoying the same thoughts that I'm having

MUST... RESIST... IMAGE!!!!

Quick, think of Mat Wards newest and future codices, hopefully that will out stupid the image

kitch102 wrote:Your powers are weak old man, you cannot resist my images


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Baby, baby, baby, HADOUKEN!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ehh, we wouldn't fight, Imperial intelligence need only spend a single day on this Earth to see this is the ULTIMATE hotbed for Chaos recruitment, and thus the most appropriate target for Exterminatus... Ever. Picture the inquisitor seeing first an Obama ad featuring the slogan "change", well lets drop some Space Wolves in to purge the obviously Tzeenchian America. Chemical warfare in Iraq, well guess they were devotees of Nurgle. Devotion to Khorne is obviously found amongst the constant warfare plaguing blessed mankind on this world, and as for Slannesh... Oh hey Chaz Bono

rickross wrote:Ehh, we wouldn't fight, Imperial intelligence need only spend a single day on this Earth to see this is the ULTIMATE hotbed for Chaos recruitment, and thus the most appropriate target for Exterminatus... Ever. Picture the inquisitor seeing first an Obama ad featuring the slogan "change", well lets drop some Space Wolves in to purge the obviously Tzeenchian America. Chemical warfare in Iraq, well guess they were devotees of Nurgle. Devotion to Khorne is obviously found amongst the constant warfare plaguing blessed mankind on this world, and as for Slannesh... Oh hey Chaz Bono

One look at japanese game shows.

CthuluIsSpy wrote:

rickross wrote:Ehh, we wouldn't fight, Imperial intelligence need only spend a single day on this Earth to see this is the ULTIMATE hotbed for Chaos recruitment, and thus the most appropriate target for Exterminatus... Ever. Picture the inquisitor seeing first an Obama ad featuring the slogan "change", well lets drop some Space Wolves in to purge the obviously Tzeenchian America. Chemical warfare in Iraq, well guess they were devotees of Nurgle. Devotion to Khorne is obviously found amongst the constant warfare plaguing blessed mankind on this world, and as for Slannesh... Oh hey Chaz Bono

One look at japanese game shows.

or hentai.... All those tentacle monsters.....

gendoikari87 wrote:

CthuluIsSpy wrote:

rickross wrote:Ehh, we wouldn't fight, Imperial intelligence need only spend a single day on this Earth to see this is the ULTIMATE hotbed for Chaos recruitment, and thus the most appropriate target for Exterminatus... Ever. Picture the inquisitor seeing first an Obama ad featuring the slogan "change", well lets drop some Space Wolves in to purge the obviously Tzeenchian America. Chemical warfare in Iraq, well guess they were devotees of Nurgle. Devotion to Khorne is obviously found amongst the constant warfare plaguing blessed mankind on this world, and as for Slannesh... Oh hey Chaz Bono

One look at japanese game shows.

or hentai.... All those tentacle monsters.....

No just no, no one go farther than that.

If anything they (IoM) will see all religion on earth as heretical which will result in *BLAM*ing

you know depending on how highly repressed the imperium is once the IG see how much pr0n we have they may defect over to us.

There's pr0n in the 40K universe. Some of the Gaunt's Ghosts novels mention soldiers passing around prints and magazines, in Ravenor, there's Frauka reading trashy romance novels, and there's a mention of pornographic hololiths and data-slate contents in Eisenhorn.

Hey, what, did he just say....? Ooooooh defect.... sorry, I thought said defeca.... no never mind

Psienesis wrote:There's pr0n in the 40K universe. Some of the Gaunt's Ghosts novels mention soldiers passing around prints and magazines, in Ravenor, there's Frauka reading trashy romance novels, and there's a mention of pornographic hololiths and data-slate contents in Eisenhorn.

Holographic porn?!!! Dude, how does anything get done?

Servitors, bro, servitors.

Think they have interactive holograms?

Pffft Silly loyalists and their holograms.

Real men use demons.

Real men don't grow tentacles.

CthuluIsSpy wrote:Pffft Silly loyalists and their holograms.

Real men use demons.

I'd totally bang a daemonette. Hell I'd even go for a keeper of secrets

gendoikari87 wrote:

CthuluIsSpy wrote:Pffft Silly loyalists and their holograms.

Real men use demons.

I'd totally bang a daemonette. Hell I'd even go for a keeper of secrets

Old Daemonettes, or new?

Old, Though I've only seen them once. So much better. and get rid of those talons.

gendoikari87 wrote:Old, Though I've only seen them once. So much better. and get rid of those talons.

Yeah, I prefer the old ones too. Much more faithful to the fluff. I mean, they're the servants of the god of depravity, they should look alluring.

take my chances with Lelith.................

*BLAM!*
...
*BLAM!**BLAM!**BLAM!**BLAM!**BLAM!*

(reloads)

*BLAM!**BLAM!**BLAM!**BLAM!**BLAM!*
*BLAM!**BLAM!**BLAM!*

...actually, the chicks with the claws
the old ones. Daemonettes have been one-breasted, crab-clawed, stinger-tailed "vixens" since the mid-80s, at least... at least in their text descriptions.

I'd absolutely plough my way through a Wych Coven, it'd be complete annihilation, then the IoM would have to spare me for ridding the galaxy of Xenos filth. Kinda....

Jihadin wrote:take my chances with Lelith.................

Oh well, hell yeah, i mean being dark eldar if your of good enough stock you can just get made into her plaything. A short life but well worth it.

kitch102 wrote:I'd absolutely plough my way through a Wych Coven, it'd be complete annihilation, then the IoM would have to spare me for ridding the galaxy of Xenos filth. Kinda....

Yes, they would be absolutely screwed