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 Albatross wrote:
This is going weird places, guys...

that's what she said!

 Albatross wrote:
This is going weird places, guys...

>Implying it wasn't already

Seriously, way this is going, we should rename the thread to "How to get laid" by Dakka.

>greentexting on dakka

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Albatross wrote:
This is going weird places, guys...

>Implying it wasn't already

Seriously, way this is going, we should rename the thread to "How to get laid" by Dakka.

To some, it might be the same thing.
But I decided something, Im no longer going to force a date or make getting one a goal. Im going to let it happen naturally and go out more and see where that takes me.
I mean, if i make it a goal, im going to wreck myself doing that.

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

 Stormwall wrote:
Lastly, gratz Ox on your one night stand. I hope you find more though.

Thanks .

 flamingkillamajig wrote:
I would've laughed more if his pubic hair turned super saiyan or he got a level up from that.

I would have freaked out a lot. And in this specific case, I guess it would have freaked her out too because that is not exactly the normal procedure .
It would be worse on the third time, though. Because glowing yellow pubic hair are something you can at least hide in your pants, but super-long glowing yellow pubic hair?

Somehow i want to watch the whole series now. It's like DBZ except with pubic hair. Everybody's after my dragon balls ;P.

Edit: Oh and that would be so painful if the hair got stuck in your pants zipper. Ouch.

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Back on topic has anybody else had any luck in their dating life? I feel like casually asking somebody about their sex life is really awkward but totally hilarious and inappropriate.

If all else fails, fzorgle.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Albatross wrote:
This is going weird places, guys...

>Implying it wasn't already

Seriously, way this is going, we should rename the thread to "How to get laid" by Dakka.

Indeed, there's several people I know whom I want to "do the do" with... lol

 Ashiraya wrote:
If all else fails, fzorgle.

What is fzorgle, and why does dakka translate it as “lash of submission”?
Are you actually advising to lash people into submission, so that they agree to have sex with you? That seems very wrong to me .

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

 Ashiraya wrote:
If all else fails, fzorgle.

What is fzorgle, and why does dakka translate it as “lash of submission”?
Are you actually advising to lash people into submission, so that they agree to have sex with you? That seems very wrong to me .

Well... no no

I won't go there...

If that is what you were thinking, consensual use of a lash after finding someone willing to have sex with you is of course another thing entirely.

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

 Ashiraya wrote:
If all else fails, fzorgle.

What is fzorgle, and why does dakka translate it as “lash of submission”?
Are you actually advising to lash people into submission, so that they agree to have sex with you? That seems very wrong to me .

A quick Google brings up nothing but Lash of Submission.

Interesting, Continue, Ash.

 hotsauceman1 wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Albatross wrote:
This is going weird places, guys...

>Implying it wasn't already

Seriously, way this is going, we should rename the thread to "How to get laid" by Dakka.

To some, it might be the same thing.
But I decided something, Im no longer going to force a date or make getting one a goal. Im going to let it happen naturally and go out more and see where that takes me.
I mean, if i make it a goal, im going to wreck myself doing that.

Honestly, this is a good strategy. Just focus on being places where you are in front of people of the opposite sex and just let it happen. Be fun and interesting and you will get dates.

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
If that is what you were thinking, consensual use of a lash after finding someone willing to have sex with you is of course another thing entirely.

That's what I was implying...

EDIT: damn, wrong post quoted....

Seriously, way this is going, we should rename the thread to "How to get laid" by Dakka.

Slaneesh knows for a fact you can't say happiness without

What happened to this thread.

 n0t_u wrote:
What happened to this thread.

alchohol.

Nope, no alcohol, at least on my part.

n one here hs watched spice an wolf. this is crime.

 n0t_u wrote:
What happened to this thread.

Fzorgle happened.

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

 Ashiraya wrote:
If all else fails, fzorgle.

What is fzorgle, and why does dakka translate it as “lash of submission”?

Kids nowadays....

*shakes head*
*Googles "Dakka Fzorgle"*

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/189175.page

*Heart's Triggerbaby*

I miss the good old days. :(

Im on tinder now...here is hoping it works.

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Im on tinder now...here is hoping it works.

Good luck. All I got was spam bots and hookers lol.

I doupt it will work, but who knows

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
I doupt it will work, but who knows

just don't be like these guys here, and i'm sure nothing can go wrong (spoilered for bit of swear words here and there)

I'm curious if any of the ladies here in this thread would help us guys out with advice on what ladies might like. Perhaps that could help get some of us guys on the right track.

Hope it's also not too terrible to ask if any of the women here would like to talk to some of us some time. Maybe we could find a match here though i'm guessing being on a war-gaming site and living in different countries won't help. Internet relationships don't seem to work out but i suppose trying never hurts.

@hybrid: At least your pubic hair didn't go super saiyan 2. Imagine your features down there getting all muscled. Then again maybe that's a good thing lol. It just might weigh a ton while using and you might lean forward every day due to the weight throwing you off.

You're likely not to find anyone here really.

Also the second half of that post just makes it seem that much more classy...

 n0t_u wrote:
You're likely not to find anyone here really.

Also the second half of that post just makes it seem that much more classy...

Umm sorry?

I was just curious sheesh. Oh well there are other women out there.

I was more meaning that as a war-gaming site there's a few women to all the guys. I guess that's all irrelevant though since there's no interest.

I was agreeing to the ratio. Just the post overall read a bit creepy.

At least I'm occasionally popping in to point out bad advice if I see it.

Oh ok. I do tend to make women feel awkward. The last girl i really liked would sometimes be sorta drunk when we talked. While that's not good sometimes i joke that a woman would need to be drunk first to put up with talking to me. Long as she doesn't lean over to kiss and suddenly she vomits on my crotch.

Anyway i'm sorry if my posts seem terrible. I don't think i'm such a bad guy but i just mess up with the ladies. I use humor to lighten things up a bit. It's helped me get through life ok.

You don't really seem all that terrible, was just that post don't worry about it.