Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you: No adverts like this in the forums anymore. Times and dates in your local timezone. Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance. Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely. Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net. If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

This is a funny story I thought I'd share with dakka of a recent stupid student asking about the rifle team.

So my Social Studies teacher asks me how the rifle match went last night.

Now before I can reply, a girl in my class jumps into this converstaion.

She asks "How does a rifle macth happen?"

Being the sarcastic, charitable soul I am, my answer is this.

"Well, the two teams stand at opposite ends of a hall, and load the guns. Last man standing, that team wins."

"Really? But don't you get hurt?"

Dumbstruck at this stupidity, I was at a lose for words for a moment.
A moment later , I continued.

"Yeah, but we get some pretty badass scars to show for it."

Completely wingin it, I pull down the neck of my shirt and reveal a burn on my shoulder.

"OHMIGOD! You need to get that looked at!"

My friends sitting next to me and my teacher are dying as they hear this.
The teacher is nearly falling over, laughter barely contained.
My friends are clearly making their amusement known to the class with loud guffaws.

"Good God, woman you really are stupid." Is the last thing she hear me say, as she asked the person sitting next to her why people are laughing.

And on a slightly more disturbing note, this round of stupidity.

Sitting in German class the other day, I hear a girl talk to Frau(the teacher) complaining of something called "North Talk".
Apparently, a bunch of asswipes decided to start a facebook group making fun of people. And not the good natured ribbing amoungst friends, but cruel, outright lies.

Apparently, a few guys made this group and, everynight, without fail, log on at 6:00, and pick one random person or person to publish outright lies of.

The school is still looking for the ones who did, and a few expulsion hearings ahve been made. They couldn't get expelled becauseof cyber bullying during school, so they
ended up hooking them on some technicality. A few of these jerks have yet to get punished.

This upsets me for multiple reasons.

1) These guys lack the cajones required to say something to someones face, making them even less of a man then regular bullies, who you at least know are bullies.
2) They got caught on a technicality and not for actually cyberbullying.

Now,the school ahs contacted facebook to get the group closed, but apparently it's stillup, for the time being.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:"Good God, woman you really are stupid." Is the last thing she hear me say, as she asked the person sitting next to her why people are laughing.

You're mean.

I did similar(maybe) thing at my German.One girls in my class was laughing all the time so I made fun of her and used commisar's sense of humor and even the professor mocked her.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:"Good God, woman you really are stupid." Is the last thing she hear me say, as she asked the person sitting next to her why people are laughing.

You're mean.

I have no tolerance forstupid people.

IvanTih wrote:I did similar(maybe) thing at my German.One girls in my class was laughing all the time so I made fun of her and used commisar's sense of humor and even the professor mocked her.

Thats different. That's making good natured fun of someone, while telling the truth. Those guys made a load of gak up and posted it.

Bit of a difference.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:"Good God, woman you really are stupid." Is the last thing she hear me say, as she asked the person sitting next to her why people are laughing.

You're mean.

I have no tolerance forstupid people.

IvanTih wrote:I did similar(maybe) thing at my German.One girls in my class was laughing all the time so I made fun of her and used commisar's sense of humor and even the professor mocked her.

Thats different. That's making good natured fun of someone, while telling the truth. Those guys made a load of gak up and posted it.

Bit of a difference.

If I were those guys in my place they would have never caught me.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Being the sarcastic, charitable soul I am, my answer is this.

So you're calling yourself sarcastic, and then invoking that characteristic in calling yourself charitable? That's pretty poor.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:"Good God, woman you really are stupid." Is the last thing she hear me say, as she asked the person sitting next to her why people are laughing.

You're mean.

+1

Funny as feth though.


Automatically Appended Next Post:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:"Good God, woman you really are stupid." Is the last thing she hear me say, as she asked the person sitting next to her why people are laughing.

You're mean.

I have no tolerance forstupid people.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:This is a funny story I thought I'd share with dakka of a recent stupid student asking about the rifle team.

1) These guys lack the cajones required to say something to someones face, making them even less of a man then regular bullies, who you at least know are bullies.

Irony.

And what Emperor's Faithful noted.

I once convinced a fairly stupid, but sweet girl that ginger people were illegal in Japan. As proof, I cited the lack of ginger Japanese people. When she asked what they'd done with them, I told her they'd been deported to Australia. It was cruel, but damned funny.

Hey why does all this stuff happen in German Class? there must be some connection XD

Reginleif wrote:Hey why does all this stuff happen in German Class? there must be some connection XD

What are you talking about?

GES said that it happened in Social Studies, and Ketara's didn't even happen in class. Only IvanTih had something happen in German Class.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:This is a funny story I thought I'd share with dakka of a recent stupid student asking about the rifle team.

So my Social Studies teacher asks me how the rifle match went last night.

Now before I can reply, a girl in my class jumps into this converstaion.

She asks "How does a rifle macth happen?"

Being the sarcastic, charitable soul I am, my answer is this.

"Well, the two teams stand at opposite ends of a hall, and load the guns. Last man standing, that team wins."

"Really? But don't you get hurt?"

Dumbstruck at this stupidity, I was at a lose for words for a moment.
A moment later , I continued.

"Yeah, but we get some pretty badass scars to show for it."

Completely wingin it, I pull down the neck of my shirt and reveal a burn on my shoulder.

"OHMIGOD! You need to get that looked at!"

My friends sitting next to me and my teacher are dying as they hear this.
The teacher is nearly falling over, laughter barely contained.
My friends are clearly making their amusement known to the class with loud guffaws.

"Good God, woman you really are stupid." Is the last thing she hear me say, as she asked the person sitting next to her why people are laughing.

And on a slightly more disturbing note, this round of stupidity.

Sitting in German class the other day, I hear a girl talk to Frau(the teacher) complaining of something called "North Talk".
Apparently, a bunch of asswipes decided to start a facebook group making fun of people. And not the good natured ribbing amoungst friends, but cruel, outright lies.

Apparently, a few guys made this group and, everynight, without fail, log on at 6:00, and pick one random person or person to publish outright lies of.

The school is still looking for the ones who did, and a few expulsion hearings ahve been made. They couldn't get expelled becauseof cyber bullying during school, so they
ended up hooking them on some technicality. A few of these jerks have yet to get punished.

This upsets me for multiple reasons.

1) These guys lack the cajones required to say something to someones face, making them even less of a man then regular bullies, who you at least know are bullies.
2) They got caught on a technicality and not for actually cyberbullying.

Now,the school ahs contacted facebook to get the group closed, but apparently it's stillup, for the time being.

None of this school administration nonsense. Back in my day we would have just beat their brains in with a rock, then left the bodies for the wild pigs to eat. Wussies!

I thought teasing ditsy girls was called flirting?

I once convinced a very nieve university student that the reason i don't drink is because on a mean bender of a night out i woke up next to a dead deer with myself covered in blood ala beer fest. But when she is friends with someone who doesn't believe stars exist you know they are easy targets

back when I was in high school (the 80's) if kids pulled a stunt like the facebook thing (granted it didn't exist then but still), they'd get their asses beat down hard. Kids knew this, so it just wouldn't happen...

Necros wrote:back when I was in high school (the 80's) if kids pulled a stunt like the facebook thing (granted it didn't exist then but still), they'd get their asses beat down hard. Kids knew this, so it just wouldn't happen...

Exactly, see my head/rock post. Of course back then, all we had were heads and rocks and the occasional stick. Sometimes an animal skin, but the animal wearing it usually objected when you wrote on it. I can't tell you how many times I had to tell the teacher how I really did do my homework assignment, but that it ran away when I was bringing it to school.

My cousin in Edinburgh was once asked by a tourist "Excuse me, could you tell me what time the 1 o'clock gun is?" He told them 2pm, cus thats how he rolls
(for non native UK citizens, the 1o'clock gun is the old cannon that fires every day from the top of Edinburgh castle at precisely .. erm .. 1pm. Hence its name)

Frazzled wrote:

Necros wrote:back when I was in high school (the 80's) if kids pulled a stunt like the facebook thing (granted it didn't exist then but still), they'd get their asses beat down hard. Kids knew this, so it just wouldn't happen...

Exactly, see my head/rock post. Of course back then, all we had were heads and rocks and the occasional stick. Sometimes an animal skin, but the animal wearing it usually objected when you wrote on it. I can't tell you how many times I had to tell the teacher how I really did do my homework assignment, but that it ran away when I was bringing it to school.

The American Education System has turned into a quagmire of bueracracy, with no winner.

If I got in a fight and defended myself, I would be in deeper sh** then the dick who started the fight.

So the equation of

Rock+Face+Ass Kicking=Satisfaction

is invalid.

whatwhat wrote:I thought teasing ditsy girls was called flirting?

It pains me to say this, but........... win.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

Necros wrote:back when I was in high school (the 80's) if kids pulled a stunt like the facebook thing (granted it didn't exist then but still), they'd get their asses beat down hard. Kids knew this, so it just wouldn't happen...

Exactly, see my head/rock post. Of course back then, all we had were heads and rocks and the occasional stick. Sometimes an animal skin, but the animal wearing it usually objected when you wrote on it. I can't tell you how many times I had to tell the teacher how I really did do my homework assignment, but that it ran away when I was bringing it to school.

The American Education System has turned into a quagmire of bueracracy, with no winner.

If I got in a fight and defended myself, I would be in deeper sh** then the dick who started the fight.

So the equation of

Rock+Face+Ass Kicking=Satisfaction

is invalid.

Kids fight.
Men use rocks. Or Ford 350s at high speed.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
The American Education System has turned into a quagmire of bueracracy, with no winner.

If I got in a fight and defended myself, I would be in deeper sh** then the dick who started the fight.

So the equation of

Rock+Face+Ass Kicking=Satisfaction

is invalid.

It amuses me that you immediately default to fighting as a means of discussing public education.

I got in a few fights in high school. They got swept under the rug. Its all a matter of context, witnesses, and the opinion people have of you. Is it fair? No. But it is pretty good training for the rest of your life.

Also, in most cases, the person you believe to have 'started the fight' was in fact simply speaking derisively. When you throw a punch (or tackle, or kick, etc.) you start the fight.

I don't understand the concept that if you bully a school mate outside of school hours it isn't considered bullying.

dogma wrote:

I got in a few fights in high school. They got swept under the rug. Its all a matter of context, witnesses, and the opinion people have of you. Is it fair? No. But it is pretty good training for the rest of your life.

Also, in most cases, the person you believe to have 'started the fight' was in fact simply speaking derisively. When you throw a punch (or tackle, or kick, etc.) you start the fight.

Quote For Fething Truth.

As a nasty little scrapper in my younger years I swiftly learnt that the whole 'he started it' doesn't quite jell when you kick them in the nuts and tackle them to the ground becuase they called you gay. Surprisingly, outright ignoring them and thier insults doesn't work as well as actually laughing along and joking with them. Heck, doing so can actually get you a few mates.

As for leading ditzy chicks on, it's a time honoured tradition at our school. A mate of mine had recently fallen and had a nasty scrape along his back and side. Leading several girls on we told them how he had gotten into a shark attack from a White Pointer, and that he only got away by pushing his surfboard in front of him and hitting it on the nose. They believed us 100%. They only started to suspect that something was up when we said how the thing still came after him (on land ) and that they got into a knife fight and our guy won.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Good God, woman you really are stupid

And so GES will have to resort to taking his cousin to Homecoming....again.... Listen hear lad: Don't call the women stupid if you want to have a date at all!

Yeah, HS girls love to talk and gossip.

Anything said to a girl in HS will get around the school at some point.

Insult too many females and your date for prom will be a gym sock and a bottle of lotion.

Fateweaver wrote:
Insult too many females and your date for prom will be a gym sock and a bottle of lotion.

Some good times .. good times

That's better then what i did for prom.

Story's not dakka appropriate though.

JEB_Stuart wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Good God, woman you really are stupid

And so GES will have to resort to taking his cousin to Homecoming....again.... Listen hear lad: Don't call the women stupid if you want to have a date at all!

Actually, insulting girls will make them like you, because they all want to have sex with the alpha jackasses with the leather jackets and not Nice Guys like me.

Orkeosaurus wrote:Actually, insulting girls will make them like you, because they all want to have sex with the alpha jackasses with the leather jackets and not Nice Guys like me.

But you live in Minnesota, so your perception of datable women is skewed somewhere in this direction:

Therefore your opinion is moot....

Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.


Or something.