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I think it' safe to say that Angry Marines are awesome. But has anyone else designed/modeled/codexed a bizarro chapter (or other race's war-force)?

I'd love to put together an army of Chaos Clown Marines, but I'm building a competition army of Daemons right now. The ideas me and my mates have come up with for the traitorous 'Adeptus Comedia' are endless... Mime Guard Terminators in berets and stripey armor, elite Death Stooges throwing flesh-melting pies instead of grendades, Predator Joculator tanks with sponson-mounted boxing gloves on springs, Dreads with calliope missile launchers and an 'organ grinder' who lives up to his name... to name but a few. Oh, and the BozoLord and WarClown titans.

I've also seen/heard of Cannibal Marines, Doom Janitors of Nurgle (led by Groundskeeper Wilhelm the Red), Slaanesh's Strippers of Battle, Punk Rock Guard, Funkadelic Marines, Pirate Orks and Chaos Hell's Angels bikers.

Any others of note? This kind of humor is very much in keeping with the original spirit of the game, and needless to say, it rocks!

PRETTY MARINES!

Manly Marines

Captain Shrike wrote:Manly Marines

Win.

"..better go and get your armor.."

"It was terrifying. We had our whole army dug in, entrenched with the tanks hull-down, expecting a furious assault... but at about seven in the morning, see, this tiny little Rhino painted up in candy-cane red and white rolled out into no-man's-land instead. The sarge, he'd seen these bastards before... he was the only one who was frightened. The rest of us just watched as the music started to play, and clowns started somersaulting and capering out of the access ports. By the time anyone had the presence of mind to fire there were over three hundred of them out on the field, and they were still coming when our Basilisk crews blew that tiny little transport to pieces. By then, of course, it was too late..."

Testimony of Guardsman #90891, Damorshan 315th Exploding Grenadiers, before the Inquisitional court of enquiry on the loss of Damorshan Prime.

A certain chapter of Marines that is very angry and were created in the deepest bowels of the darkest moon of 4chan.

The emporer's pointy sticks from TSOALR


Emo-marines, saw them on the forum a while back but can't find the pics, basically they all had black tears on thier faces and purple and black armour.

My friend made a squad of a chapter called the fluffy bunnies, all pink, crappy paint job, but hilarious! They had bunny ears!

Mini Marines (make of SM shoulder pads)
Fire hawks (ALWAYS on FIRE)
Black and white marines on black and white bikes (you know why...)
Nurgles Soapy Surprise (dont ask)
Rugby marines (Power Tackles!)
The list goes on and on.......

Kiss Army Noise Marines. Chibi Marines. Amish Marines. Redneck Marines.
Hive Fleet Cthulu. Dethklok 'klokateers' guard. Sleazy Disco Marines...

I wish I had time to draw pictures of some of these...

tbh hive fleet cthulu would be awsome

Disco Marines, Resaonable Marines, and the Adeptus Orthodonticus, with power brushes.

LAZY MARINES!



Thought for the Day: His Will be done. Eventually


I still plan to make an IG army with as much air units possible called: The Flying Rats, with a sleazy pidgeon as a logo...

"plunders /tg/ for a sec"

Sleepy Marines!


Reasonable Marines!


Scary Marines!
http://1d4chan.org/images/7/73/1233076587396.jpg (BIG PIC)

And to second the Manly Marines

Damn Space Marine Flanders!

Time to diddly-die, heresorinos!

In M41.2 a crack Space Marine unit was sentenced to death by an Inquisitorial court for a crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Eye of Terror.

Today, still wanted by the Imperium, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and you can find them, maybe you can hire

The Astartes Team!

5 members of the Village People... 5 men in a Combat Squad... result: sci-fi Zoolander

Necron pirates!



Actually....thats fairly awsome.......

I want necron pirates..

Gotta admit, that is great!

TheCyben wrote: Amish Marines.

Win. I can see it now... must block from mind... humor of this magnitude is more than a lethal weapon.

Amish Marines Army List -

HQ -
Force Commander Zebediah, with power rake and bolt musket
Chaplain/Preacher Zechariah, with chainhoe, beard of the ancients (3+save) and a bible on a stick

Troops -

10 Mennonite Guard fulminators with bolt muskets, pilgrim hats and sickles
10 Amish Marines with optional shoulder-mounted swivel gun (heavy weapon) and pig launcher (assault weapon)

Fast Attack -

Brother Silas and Brother Jeremiah mounted on War Buggies, with wheel scythes and assault muskets

Elites -

8 Black Bonnet Sisters (jump infantry) with Disapproving Stares, power rolling pins and exploding skirt bustles
1 Amish Dreadnaught - a guy in a barrel with arm and leg holes. Equipped with a barn raisin' mallet and a sack full of bibles for close combat

Heavy Support -

Bland Raider Proseletyzer - pulled by eight oxen and armed with twin-linked goat-throwers, turbo-muskets and a dutch cheese cannon

^ win

my god... i was planning on restarting my necron army and now i NEED to make them pirates.

"You'd best start believin' in ghost stories Miss Turner. Youre in one!!""

Cow Marines

Oh let's just put the old favorite in.

Space Smurfs!

How bout some special marines? anyone in on this idea? I mean what could possibly be more dangerous than a super human in power armor thats special with a huge gun and big ass sword that can cleave anything in two and another plus would be that special strength which we all know they have and that would be like 20 plus strength. NOT TRYING TO BE OFFENSIVE!!!

BloodDrop101X wrote:How bout some slow marines? anyone in on this idea? I mean what could possibly be more dangerous than a super human in power armor thats slowed with a huge gun and big ass sword that can cleave anything in two and another plus would be that tard strength which we all know they have and that would be like 20 plus strength

And more offensive(to people) then Angry Marines.

Muppet Marines.

Have a chapter made of muppets in power armour.

Chaplain Fozzy Bear.
Captain Kermit
Librarian Gonzo
Chapter Master Piggy the Miss. In Porkinator armour.