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Made in nz
Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy




Wellington, New Zealand

Well, after so many of these continuously fail, some of us decided to get off our butts and actually try to make one of these group projects work.

Five of us in Wellington (NZ) got together recently, and realised that whilst our problems were somewhat different, they all required the same solution - a fully painted army that needed the motivation only a group effort could provide!

The five participants are:

Charlie St Clair

Army Chosen: Adeptus Mechanicus (Semi-Mech Imperial Guard)
Blurb: I've been around for a few years in this silly roundbase game now. I've been looking for an excuse to try out a lot of the techniques that the Forgeworld painting book display, so I see this as my chance. For the last year and a half I've been playing a lot with my Orks, and am getting a little tired of them. It's going to be pretty difficult to top how they've done gameplay wise, but they've been a bit of a let down on the painting side of tournaments, so I'd like to use this as my chance to compete in that area again.... hopefully!
I've been really struggling as of late to get more than a test model and a few proxy games out of any army, before I get bored and continue to xbox/what ever other distraction I can find - so I'm hoping the group pressure and pseudo deadlines will help keep me on track!

Bryn Jones

Army Chosen: Space Wolves
Blurb: Brought Rogue Trader when it came out, and tried to play it, but failed at the age of 12! loved all the fluff esp Space Marines; but what 12 year old boy wouldn't. I played on and off for a couple of years then got into it properly 10 years ago, playing in the UK GT in 02, 03, 04, 05. Then had 2 kids which kinda drew and end to it. I then moved to NZ, found a thriving tournament scene, got back in for a season and did okay, but got busy again and sorta got bored of Crimson Fists. Over the years I picked up loads of bits for Space Wolves; had a 13th Company army, new codex, new models which provided a good excuse for doing a quick army to fit around my real life demands. I plan to dip and use every short cut I can to get a great looking army in minimal time.

Jason Isaac

Army Chosen: Tyranids.
Blurb:When I got introduced to 40k (by a fellow "Tale of 5 Gamers" entrant: Chris) maybe 10 years ago now, there was only one army that I even thought about going, NIDS.
I still remember those first few games with the army; well I say army, it was more like bits of cardboard with Ripper Swarm written on them ) but those first few games and that Aliens was my favourite movie at the time, no pansy space elves or 8 foot goons (have both of these armies now, lol) was gonna sway me.
The Nid army I painted back then had a blue body, with a brown to bone carapace. I want to re imagine my first army and keep it in these colours.
Anyone that knows me, knows I hate painting, and I mean HATE... It just drives me batty! So in the 10 years I have been playing I have maybe painted 2 armies (1 fully, 1 nearly fully) and have base coated 1. I am truly the slowest/weakest painter of the group.

Chris Parkin

(Chris is no longer a Banana.)
Army Chosen: Blood Angels.
Blurb: I've been playing wargames since I was about 12. I'm now 31, so a fairly long time. I started off with Epic and moved on to all most every game GW have ever made plus some from a few other companies along the way. Over the last few years my focus, as far as army building, has been to churn armies out in the quickest possible way so I can get them on the table. I'm hoping this project going to force me to take my time and produce some thing half decent.

Jimmy Braid

Army Chosen: Eldar (Harlequins!).
Blurb: I was introduced to 40k through Space Crusade back in high school, going back maybe 15 or so years now!
I then went on to the first edition of space hulk, and 2nd ed. 40k.
I was drawn to Harlequins after playing my first game of 40k, played with a squad of them against a squad of marines.
(I still have a couple of the first harly models I bought and painted).
I think it was the whole aesthetic of the warior troubador (space elf ninja clown ?!), the laughing god, the tragic back ground of the fall of the eldar and the celtic mythological influences that really draws me to the eldar, and the harlequins in partcular.
I have been wanting to build a harlequin list since they were reintroduced in 4th, but work, kids, several other games systems (thanks Chris) and space marines have always delayed that.
I would rate myself as an ambitious but average painter in that I will attempt ambitious paint effects which sometimes work and sometimes dont, usually to my pretty average ability. I not a particularly quick painter and other priorities can often sidetrack my painting time, and attention.
What am I looking to get out of this quintet of army-building madness?
being quite comptitive, painting to a deadline, and having four others to egg me on I am doing it for a challenge, and to end up wih a completed army. AlsoI am a complete famewhore and hope to see my words and 'minis posted on the interwebz :-D


So, there you have the 5 of us!
We got together at a lovely Belgium Pub where there only charged a single limb for a novelty oversized glass of the local brew, and decided to nut out the rules of how we would do this, and came up with the following:
During the months of April, May, June, July, August, we would paint a minimum of 300 points per month. September would see the final 250 points done, hoping to have the army ready for Fields of Blood 2010.
A simple deadline would not be enough though, we needed something to hype the peer pressure, and really screw ones thumbs to the wall. Each month this punishment will change, but for the first month, we need your help!
We are going to create a 2d6 table result, where if you do not meet the required 300 points, you will have to roll 2d6, consult the table, and eat what ever result is rolled. I'm thinking terrible options here guys, you're gonna have to help us come up with some truly nasty - but easily obtainable punishment meals, ranging from downright nasty to actually pretty pleasant, depending on how well someone rolls (I think only the double 6 will be pleasant really ;&gt.

Next up, the test figures!



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Charlie
After some hunting about, I really just wanted to quickly throw something together for proof of concept before I progressed further.
After a LOT of searching around, I really loved the look of "The Hoff"s that he converted a while back. I expect to do them a fair bit different once I get into the swing of things, but to begin with - they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery
I also needed to test whether I could actually sculpt a greenstuff hood etc or not, so whipped up a test figure in a couple of hours.



Chris
Chris came up with a really awesome sons of medusa colour scheme, but he wasn't sold on it and no matter how convincing we were, we couldn't talk him into it (though we have since talked Sirath for those that know him into doing it for his next army, so alls well that ends well!). In the end after painting almost an entire army of different test colour schemes, he came up with the following.


Jason
Jason and I sat down and worked out exactly what he needed to do in order to paint his army, and after all the little steps came together to a completed product, I think he was really happy : D. Given he hasn't finished an army in about 5 years now, Jason's going to need the most motivation, I really hope he finishes as the mini looks great!


Bryn
Bryn managed to achieve a pretty neat looking wolf through dipping. I believe its Bryns goal to show that if you have little time available due to having a rather busy life, that's no excuse and you can still whip up a great army in a jiffy. So far so good Bryn!


Jimmy
Jimmy has started playing around more with the nightmare that is diamond patterns and other such harlequin joys, but the initial test figure looks the goods!




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Alright, from here on out people will generally be posting their progress and what not, and I'll also throw up a monthly catchup ;D

Hopefully if anyone fails and we dish out some horrid punishments, we'll get some videos up

So far, I've finished my first 140 points, via a valkyrie : D! I'm rather happy with the finished product.
Side/front:


Top Down:


Side On:


Inside (Removable Top!):


Underside of the roof:


Inside Cockpit:


Front On:

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Nimble Pistolier





England

My god! That valkyrie is just gorgeous. Any insight into the techniques used on it? I myself am finding myself a little let down with my guard army, as my painting skill has developed a lot more, so im going to strip them down and start from the beginning, and am looking into how to achieve the scratched and worn armour look on my vehicles.

Thanks, Jack
   
Made in ca
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Nova Scotia

Everything about that Valk blows my mind. Outstanding job on that!

Everyone involved paints very well and I look forward to seeing some more progress
   
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Liberated Grot Land Raida






Belgium

Looking great! That valk is brilliant, puts mine to shame... I also like the termagant; keep up the good work guys!

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Earlobe deep in doo doo

Painty water makes sense for one of the forfeits always use clean water if your going to use your mouth to shape the bristles back into a point people!

"But me no buts! Our comrades get hurt. Our friends die. Falkenburg is a knight who swore an oath to serve the church and to defend the weak. He'd be the first to tell you to stop puling and start planning. Because what we are doing-at risk to ourselves-is what we have sworn to do. The West relies on us. It is a risk we take with pride. It is an oath we honour. Even when some soft southern burgher mutters about us, we know the reason he sleeps soft and comfortable, why his wife is able to complain about the price of cabbages as her most serious problem and why his children dare to throw dung and yell "Knot" when we pass. It's because we are what we are. For all our faults we stand for law and light.
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Longtime Dakkanaut






In da Mekshop

For 5 guys that don't like painting much, there's some great work here! That Valkyrie is very nice. The Nid came out great too. Going to be following along with this thread, keep it up guys!

-GrimTeef-
Proud mod of The-Waaagh forum and Vice-President of the Brian Nelson is a Sculpting God Club 
   
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout






This is gonna be great !!!

Nice work, so far, all of you !!

That Valkyrie is gorgeous and, as a Space Wolf army builder (haven't gotten to painting yet) with very little time, I'm really thrilled to see what Bryn is doing. I never thought about dipping but that looks fantastic !! What was the dip of choice ?




"You never see toilets in the 41st Millennium - that's why everyone looks so angry all the time." - Fezman 1/28/13
 
   
Made in nz
Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy




Wellington, New Zealand

TheFirstBorn wrote:My god! That valkyrie is just gorgeous. Any insight into the techniques used on it? I myself am finding myself a little let down with my guard army, as my painting skill has developed a lot more, so im going to strip them down and start from the beginning, and am looking into how to achieve the scratched and worn armour look on my vehicles.

Thanks, Jack


Best advice I can give is to pick up that forgeworld modelling book. All the advice in there is worth its weight in gold, and is reasonably easy to follow. I'd love to get an airbrush some time in the future, but in the mean time, the advice on weathering powders, oil paints, masking fluids etc has all been extremely helpful.

Let me know if there's any part in particular you'd like to replicate, I'm especially proud of the weathering of the white cog on the wings

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Unshakeable Grey Knight Land Raider Pilot





Wyoming

very nice work. I am gonna have to get my friends to do this too...
   
Made in se
Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine






Looking forward to the Blood Angels!

As for punishment, paint water sounds like a good idea

I would also suggest a junk food shake, simply take the leftover snacks/junkfood from your last paint/gaming session and put it all in a blender, mix until you've got a pretty smooth blend, but leave some chunky bits in to up the nasty factor abit

Woff, I'm a Cow! 
   
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy




Wellington, New Zealand

A little bit of progress, Jasons mid way through his trygon (excuse the bad photo, I snapped this with my phone last night after swiping it out of his hands):


And Jimmy's been fleshing out how he wants to do his Harlies!

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






OH-I Wanna get out of here

Im slightly in love with the adeptus mech guys......
Subscribed it is then!
   
Made in au
Tunneling Trygon






Wow, some nice models all around. I love the way you took the time to paint the Valk interior, and the fact he is a banana.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Biloxi, MS USA

GrimTeef wrote:For 5 guys that don't like painting much, there's some great work here!


Not wanting/liking to paint =|= unable to. I have a bunch of friends like that, too.

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Made in au
Lethal Lhamean






Valk is indeed awesome..

Other stuff's coming along nicely
   
Made in se
Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine






Love the Trygon! Checked pattern on the harlie is cool to, keep it up!

Woff, I'm a Cow! 
   
Made in fi
Stealthy Space Wolves Scout






This looks like it will be interesting thread to follow. So many different armies and the Fear Factor style punishment sounds creepy but fun.

Great looking Valk!

I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person.
That's what it says: A horrible person...
We weren't even testing for that. 
   
Made in nz
Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy




Wellington, New Zealand

A quick update, Chris is no longer a banana ( :( ), and Jason has been given a new picture to show his kingly status.

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Tunneling Trygon






But I liked the Banana...
   
Made in nz
Fresh-Faced New User





Thanks for the kind words guys!

Here is a quick update of the Trygon.

Slowly getting through the carapace... maybe 2 more layers to go?

Also need to learn to take better photos, everything looks a bit to yellow as the background is meant to be white




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Krazed Killa Kan






Columbus, Oh

Howzabout for a forfeit.. that great literary classic.. How to Eat Fried Worms..

Nasty, but not toxic!

2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.

Order of St Ursula (Sisters of Battle): W-2, L-1, T-1
Get of Freki (Space Wolves): W-3, L-1, T-1
Hive Fleet Portentosa (Nids/Stealers): W-6, L-4, T-0
Omega Marines (vanilla Space Marine): W-1, L-6, T-2
Waagh Magshak (Orks): W-4, L-0, T-1
A.V.P.D.W.: W-0, L-2, T-0

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






OH-I Wanna get out of here

Bugs in general would be a good choice (plus ironic for Jason). Wont kill ya, but pretty gross.
Liver, Lima beans, really hot stuff, blue cheese, strait up buttermilk, Okra, anchoives (maybe).
Maybe some Durian fruit if you can find it. Tastes pretty good, but smells like feet dipped in poo.
   
Made in nz
Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy




Wellington, New Zealand

Some awesome ideas coming through, hopefully it adds to the threat and no one fails their deadline to find out just how nasty some of this stuff is >

I'm putting the finishing touches on a hellhound now, which will bring me up to around ~280 points, so only a couple more models and I'll have met this months quota already


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"Drive me closer, so I may hit them with my... intricate series of hypodermic needles and whippy cable arm things!"
Doesn't quite have the same ring, does it?













- Charlie

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A post Brexit Wasteland

You never gave us a shot of the front of the tank :(

EagleArk.
   
Made in nz
Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy




Wellington, New Zealand

I didn't wanna take too many pics and you can see it all in the top downs

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Adumar

I be watching with great interest

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






OH-I Wanna get out of here

Trygon if looking very good.
And prox, if you ever get rid of that army let me know, im offically in love. Its got a 40k meets Gears of War look that I'm just drooling over.
   
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Mississippi

Ok, so how did you do the weathering? It is amazing.

A gamer I am. Game I must.

Its not right this thread was closed.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/4110/228875.page 
   
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Imperial Recruit in Training



Aotearoa

Well, this is my first post on these forums, so hello everyone.

The mech guard look amazing, well done that man.

As far as eating something awful, I think the worst punishment I can think of would be to make the offender eat the whole of a mixed grill from "The Green Parrot" restaurant. I tried one once and it was the worst meal I'd eaten in a restaurant in a long time; all grease and fat, plus all the different meat cuts somehow tasted the same: grissley and burnt. Of course the said offender should also have to pay for the meal, which would add further motivation.

Cheers,
dave
   
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The mech-guard is amazing; the Valkyrie is, hands-down, the BEST I have ever seen.

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