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[Grits teeth and fires bale eye past the Elite's shoulder] You may bank on it.
[Drops to floor with Marla and Amelia] Marla? Tell me how to help you.
[Medics continue working on Amelia]
[Small figure appears in doorway] Kimmy? This isn't something you should be seeing-
[Pale light envelops the two fallen women, and time seems to slow] That space marine trained you in combat medicine, didn't he...
[And thus, thoroughly rips off the plot of Dollhouse by allowing Kimmy's brain to pilot his hands]
Ooc: Gotta go into work now. No dying for either of you until I can kick your ass for it.
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Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC I disliked that movie so much...Ugh, you work on a Saturday? God that blows for you...
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Sgt. Vanden wrote: OOC I disliked that movie so much...Ugh, you work on a Saturday? God that blows for you...
Friday in uk. About 10.40
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC Oh, I thought you guys were ahead in time for some reason...Guess I was wrong...
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC You know, reading through the entire thread has made me especially enjoy the transition from sane Verviedi to HOLY GAK GOD Verviedi. Well played friend, well played.
I'll be back in a hour or so, I gotta sort something out real quick.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
*searches his pockets before pulling out a handful of green leaves*
*promptly shoves them in his mouth and starts chewing on them*
*spits the chewed up wad of leaves onto his hand and lightly smears them onto Marla's burn wounds*
You're lucky for the armor, these won't work on the Spartan. Not when we only have half of her.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
OOC: I pulled off character development rather well. Too bad I killed him off, but thankfully I could probably find a way to bring him back if I wanted to. What're your favorite bits?
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC The whole "Your out of my league Taldeer", the giant zero-g chamber you 'manifested'", the toaster, the 'angel' part which Cot'or's lady friend thingy made friends to...There really is alot to mention.
(To be honest, I find it hard to remember before page 500)
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
OOC: My favorite bits are when he went off his meds and delivered hilarious rants, or actually displayed emotion.
Case in point:
Spoiler:
Science done properly assumes for every probable outcome by testing each variable to a point where there is very little uncertainty. For example, take the humble fusion reactor. Ancient scientists on Old Earth perfected the device, allowing a fusion reactor to fit into devices as small as a toaster oven. They had no Old Tech or Xenotech to work off of, they simply, over decades, tested each possible method of making a safe, practical fusion reactor, and stuck with the best option. Even the plasma containment shielding was tested at different temperatures and possible breach situation.
The Men of Iron weren't tested that way. By the time they were made, the proud scientific tradition and ethics of the Dark Age of Technology were gone. The Men of Iron were slaves designed for war, slaves given free will and capabilities far beyond any human. Personally, I'm surprised that they took that long to rebel against their masters. It is proven time and time again that when the Scientific Method is thrown away, nothing good ever comes out of it. The Axis of the 2cd millennium performed much of what they believed was science. It was not. They had no concept of ethics or the scientific method. Their "science" was little more than in innovative torture.
The Mechanicus is much the same. They turn sapient humans into slaves, instead of getting past their fear to build a nonsapient servant robot. They have the technology, we know that from their Kastellan engines and servo-skulls. Sometimes, I think they're parodying the dark status of the galaxy, as their work is so nonsensical as to be worthless in any truly advanced society.
The Eldar, also, are guilty of breaking with the scientific method. They do not innovate, preferring to use the same ancient methods that they brought with them when the craftworlds first escaped the Eye of Terror. Instead of inventing new methods to fight an enemy, they simply use the same tactics that have worked for thousands of years. What happens when psychic might is not enough, and they have forgotten how to create truly new ideas?
Even the Necrontyr, for all of their god-tech, are also guilty. They have become arrogant in their technological superiority, not bothering to adapt their wonders to any purpose but war. What happens if they wipe out or imprison every other sentient race, and seal off the warp from realspace? They can only destroy, not build new and greater things. They may have used the scientific method, millions of years ago, but now they care not for reason or innovation.
The Tau and the Orks, surprisingly, are the least guilty of doing bad science. The Orks innovate, but they have no concept of the scientific method. They care not for safety or basic practicallity. The Tau, however... As usual, they are the best hope for the concept of the scientific method to survive the galactic war. They still do bad science occasionally, but at least they care. At least they understand that in science, you have to throw away your ideology and declare that you are wrong, occasionally.
And then... We have the Tyranids. They are hands down the single best scientists and innovators in the galaxy. The Hive Mind is capable of analyzing and creating new life to the best of its abilities. If the Hive Mind didn't understand the scientific method, I'm a fish.
Compare the Heirophant to the Warhound, as they fulfill the same purpose. The Warhound has not changed in milennia. It is incapable of functioning in low-visibility, high-interference environments, and cannot right itself if it falls. In addition, in marshy areas or areas with soft ground, it often gets stuck or trips. The Heirophant, on the other hand, is redesigned for each individual situation it is deployed in. The Hive Mind perfectly tailors each Heirophant to the planet it's attacking, using data gained from expendable vanguard organisms. It identifies a problem, which is "How can I capture this planet?" It does research by scouting the planet and its defenses using its first wave and infiltration organisms. It forms a hypothesis using the available data as to the best way to solve the problem of how to capture the planet. It then tests with different possible configurations of attack organisms making use of the data it's gained. That is the experiment. If the procedure, which is the attack wave, fails, it designs another possible solution to the problem, or experiment. If it succeeds, it reflects on the data gained, stores it, and uses it to continue capturing planets. Finally, it communicates the data it gained to other Tyranid fleets when it comes in contact with them.
Isn't it sad when a species that lives only to consume is the best user of the scientific method in the galaxy?
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
*both WK's pause their brawl and look at jhe with panicked looksi
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC -_- *cough* She isn't missing half her body...
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
*shakes slightly, and starts going pale then breathing begins to slow *
*slowly calmly begins to rise back to a weak but steady state *
Ooc she,s reacting to the burn oitment
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC Amelia is missing an arm, along with the majority of the right side of her chest, severe wounds to head, heart and pretty much any other vital organ.
Marla got shot by the Elite I brought in a while back.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Ngh... gak. Come on, Amelia. Don't prove me right by dying on me.
Have you administered and Stims? Blood coagulants and rejuvinators to keep her going? I can get anything you need.
*raises his gloved hand and sees the blood from a gash in his side, his jacket was destroyed and he had lacerations all over his face and even his other arm was hanging awkwardly limp, corporal looked back at Amelia with a sad look, never really seen before when he was around her. He knelt down beside her and dug through his pocket, placing an imperial Aquila on her non blown off shoulder lightly *
If you don't make it... I want you to know I am sorry, Amelia.. and I consider you a full member of the imperium. I am deeply sorry for accusing you of possibly being a daemon...
*sniffed slightly and steeled his face again, standing.*
*weakly coughs and curls up under a blanket on the floor and looks slightly pained as the burns heal slowly*
Owwe..... which.... Real..... *falls asleep *
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
*both WK's look at each other*
IT'S YOUR FAULT!
*brawl resumes*
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
*saw the two WKs fighting and leveled his bolt pistol at them with his good arm*
ENOUGH! BY ORDER OF THE SCHOLA PROGENIUM AND COMMISSARIAT I DEMAND YOU TWO GUARDSMEN DESIST OR FACE SUMMARY EXECUTION!
*had a VERY stern face, and his voice boomed with command, even in his injured state, he flicked the safety off his polished red bolt pistol with a silver magazine, the imperial aquila painted a brilliant gold on the side and the buttons glinting sunlight off its bronze texture.*
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Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Vitals die out completely*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
*slides to the ground on his knees and grits his teeth, taking out a syringe and rearing it back*
You are NOT dying on me!
*slams the needle down into Amelia's chest, a cocktail full of adrenaline and other drugs that could restart the heart and brain to keep Amelia alive, he leaned over and picked up his vox moc*
Medical teams! Everybody to the explosion site! ASAP!!
*Cradled Vanden and tried to perform basic first aid on her*
Don't fething die on me, Amelia. Think about Yarrick, he NEEDS you!
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC Sad pla is sad
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
OOC: Corporal is just more concerned about Yarrick... Which sounds a little fethed up. 'I'm not concerned about this persons life! I am only concerned about my friend!'
Well, and he thinks Amelia is fun to piss off and argue with.
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[Looks around] I don't know enough...
[Kimmy steps forward and the parts and viscera of Amelia spread around rise into the air]
[Watches in horrified awe]
[With textbook precision, parts are rearranged, veins knit in the air, and blood collects in columns as though inside invisible tubes, channeling back into her body]
[The horror show ends after a few minutes, leaving a perfectly reformed reformed but perfectly still, Amelia]
[Kimmy smiles before collapsing neatly] [Catches her] You are one terrifying eight year old. [Clears the hair from her face]
[Drops down beside Pla] Try it again...
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Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC Welp, I guess she is the most powerful psyker for a reason...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around