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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ooc: Rather than deus ex psyker, call it a thing for a thing. Yarrick saved Kimmy, Kimmy saves Amelia.
Now Amelia needs to find someone to save and call it even.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Saving is soooo...Mainstream...But okay...

Bic *Stirs*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ooc: Pay it Forward or a ghost will appear in your bed inside seven days. Or something.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

OOC: Corporal helped!

BIC *Realized he was still cradling Amelia and leaned her on the wall, looking at BC*

Don't tell her I helped...

*looked at his wounds and stood, buckling almost instantly and falling into the wall; dislocated arm first*

Ffffff...eeethhh...

OOC: 200th post! WOO

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/05/13 16:56:29


37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC You spend too much time on social media.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*brawl continues once Hunter looked away*
I'M THE REAL ONE! YOU'RE A PHONY!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*grit his teeth and aimed his bolt pistol at them*

Don't... Make me... regret... Giving you... That first chance. I don't care -who- is the real one, I will shoot both of you for insubordination.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stands up] [Pulls off glove and shoves it in Pla's mouth] You're not going to enjoy this. And believe it or not, neither am I.
[Seizes and relocates his shoulder]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*both of them glare at pla*
Try it. You'll regret it

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Sees Amelia stir and collapses with relief*

Thank you... all of you. I don't know if I could have taken another loss so great.

*Walks up to Amelia and gently takes her hand. *

How are you feeling Spartan?

OOC: Of all the times to have to go to bed... Well this is probably my last post here for the next 30 or so hours. Glad we saved Amelia.


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Blood refuses to go to newly attached arm*

*Medics decide to amputate it*

*Heart restarts*

*Stirs again and doesn't open eyes*

I can't feel my arm...

OOC Night OT, have a good one.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/05/13 17:32:17


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*maintained his aim as his arm was relocated, Corporal squeezed his eyes shut and then spat out the glove afterwards*

Not my first dislocated bone.

*he aims slightly to the left of the right ones ear and fires, the round barely skimming past both of them*

The next one will not miss.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*neither one flinches*
We've faced down Bloodthirsters. You are nothing in comparison

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

OOC: Side story!
Last night I was playing a 2000 point match, Imperial Guard VS Daemons. The catch was: It was a water planet, each piece of terrain was an island and I had the artillery company formation and a lvl 2 primaris psyker with Telepathy (who's sitting on my desk being painted right now) I basically lobbed shells non-stop at them and half his army ended up dead by turn 2 (I got first turn) so it goes to my psychic phase, my primaris psyker casts Psychic Shriek on a D THIRSTER who had failed a 3 and a quarter inch charge into a unit of dinky guardsmen, my psyker turns and sees him; rolls a 16 on the shriek. (the d thirster already had lost a couple wounds) and failed 4 of his invulns which killed the D-thirster. I won that match 4-0 with only one squad of scion casualties, 5 other guardsmen, and 1 squad of basic vets with carapace and a flamer. I did not have to move the majority of the time.

BIC

Have you? Well, I must say I have not done that personally, but can you survive a bullet exploding inside of your chest? There is only two of you, one of me; but I have the ranged advantage and about four dozen other guardsmen stationed around here that would kill you in an instant for murder of a Commissar. I don't want to do this, WKs, whichever one you are; we have good memories, and I don't want to waste them. So quit. Your. Fighting.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: You misunderstand. I went to bed right after Amelia went into surgery. I missed all the stuff with the Elite and her vitals dropping and gak.

BiC: Don't worry about your arm. We'll soon fix that back up. You'll be right as rain. Just... rest.

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Oh, okay, so you'll be here a while?

*Looks over at arm*

...Well...That explains it...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sits beside her] I'd trust him, he knows more about this than us.
... ... You have very big enemies. [Moves into her line of sight and smiles] I thought I'd end up as paste trying to avenge you.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Distant*

Mhm...

OOC Don't mind me, I'm salty af at Z15.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/13 18:29:55


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

OOC: What did z15 do?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Troll me in Heroes of the Storm.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

OOC: Git good then, scrub.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC -_- I'd like to see you do better.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

OOC: Nah I'm busy!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/13 19:21:28


37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Thats a big picture. Also, nicely painted.

Bic *Calls over medical crew*

How long till I can get an augment...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla manages to get up and nearly falls over before grabbing onto a wall*

Wk and wk...
Stop fighting you two..
I'm too wounded to stop you but..

I'm technically married to both of you...or one of you? I'm confused or drugged... ?

*medical crew*
Depends how you heal and recover. We cannot do it too early as you need to be stronger first.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/13 19:27:27


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*was still aiming his bolt pistol at the two*

...Wait... Marla, does WK have a wedding ring?

OOC: Thanks btw, I edited it out because it was an imgur upload and imgur really likes to make things BIG.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/13 19:27:53


37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Nudges Amelia] You know, I'm starting to think you're putting this Eternal Warrior thing to the test. [Smiles]
[Smile falters] I was unaccustomed to caring for anybody outside my line of duty... And now I love you, and I'd take on anything for you.
...Just maybe a small rest in between, no?

[Gently carries her to a nearby suite with unoccupied bed] [OT's team follow] More dignity than the floor.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Yes, gold one, engraved with dates, initals and a small half eagle/half Martian skull in platinum.

I'm Martian, he,s impirium...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Allows self to be carried*

You know, I really didn't expect getting assassinated in my own room...

*Looks at stump*

Thats going to take a while to get used to.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Does it help if I say that it doesn't bother me, and I think you're incredible regardless?
[Sits on end of bed] [Replaces power klaw with synth skin bionic arm and pulls sleeve back down] You don't have to take the bionic you know.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/13 19:38:11



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
 
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