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Gwar, where do you get this stuff?

I swear you make it up as you go along.

Anyway, Guliman came up with a great system as to how the Spaz Marinz should work.

What is all this bawwww over how great Roboute is? That troll with the long sig about how he is always right brings up a good point. What is the motivation behind making up the codex? To preserve the Imperium? Then why nearly go to civil war with all the units that PROVED themselves loyal during the heresy just to have it enforced? Sounds pretty shady.

guillman just wanted to enforce his loserness, so he made up a plan to make him seem special.

Dorn is far more impressive.

My favorite, however, is Lorgar. Especially after reading "Scions of the Storm,"

Probably becuase in the case of a rebellion (which does happen to chapters believe it or not) it would only be a single chapter lost. Not another bloody LEGION.

Anyway, I think Chapters work more efficiently than a whole Legion. At least when Protecting the imperium. With the crusades you NEEDED big armies to conquer civilizations. Now Imperium is on the defensive.


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Dorn is an idiot. He got 400 of his men killed in a pointless conflict against the Iron Warriors and then threw a tantrum.

Exarch_Nektel wrote:Dorn is far more impressive.

Yes, that's correct.

Emperors Faithful wrote:Dorn is an idiot. He got 400 of his men killed in a pointless conflict against the Iron Warriors and then threw a tantrum.

You ought to read the Lexicanum closely about this point.

For Gulliman! For Macragge!

What have I done?!?
I only wanted people to see that Horus was more afraid of Gulliman than Russ!
I never meant for people to actually vote for Gulliman!

So desperate for trolling that you are comparing the most badass Primarch to Twilight?

...who waz that aimed at?
...And please, don't even mention Twilight.

Dreadwinter wrote:So desperate for trolling that you are comparing the most badass Primarch to Twilight?

I have half a mind to go dredge up some tame furry pics.

See that? That's the fate of all you dog lovers. Coure, you'll prolly be dressed as dogs and not cats.

I spot at least seven Space Wolf fans in there. Maybe more, some of the animals look kinda like dogs to me. And then there's a Storm Trooper. I have no idea what he's doing in there. Maybe he's gonna suicide with a Thermal Detonater? Take 'em all out. Or maybe it's the whole standing-by-ugly-people-makes-you-look-better-by-comparison type scenario.

Manchu wrote:

Hey guys. Sanguinis here. Thanks for all the votes.

I lol'd


Seriously though, Guilliman wrote the codex astartes and tried to get all the old legions to follow it, only a one primarchs was ballzy enough to say flat out say no. Leman Russ.

I dont think people understand the amount of awesome this was, right after the Heresy, to say no to something like this puts you and your whole legion at risk of becoming labled traitors. No one did label them as traitors though because no one wanted to get their ass handed to them by Russ.

yea yea yea, Sangui died protecting the Empra, but Russ is still alive searching for a way to restore the big E.
He was an alcoholic and a glutton.
He killed a Kraken with his bare hands.
Horus was scared of him.
The Imperial Heirarchy was scared of him.
He has a Main Battle Tank named after him.
10,000 years of service to the Emporer.
"Will return."


what does Sangui have?
Wings?
Died for the Emp (like billions of others)
Emo style?

...U put alchoholic as a positve?
Anyway, where do you get the idea that Horus was scared of Russ?
Also, Russ was not the only one to refuse to change his chapter. Dorn was stubborn too.
Actually, Dorn was an Idiot...now that you mention it. Dorn and Russ have A LOT in common. They could be bestest buddies!!! Idiots in Arms!

Emperors Faithful wrote:...U put alchoholic as a positve?

Damn right it is!

Anyway, where do you get the idea that Horus was scared of Russ?

From the fact he had to make him go away before attacking Terra. Also how he took the Gamble with fighting the Emperor the moment he heard Russ was on the way to Terra.

Also, Russ was not the only one to refuse to change his chapter. Dorn was stubborn too.

Dorn relented, proving he was nothing but an emo pussy, making the Imperial Fists and the Ultramarines the only two 1st Founding Legions to fully follow the Codex.

Actually, Dorn was an Idiot...

Yup.

Fulgrim because he thought people should always try and better themselves, his cause just got a little perverted/exploited along the way and he got trapped in his own body

I would play loyalist Emperor's Children if the fluff allowed it :(

Grim.Badger wrote:I would play loyalist Emperor's Children if the fluff allowed it :(

You can! Just say they are pre heresy EC. Of course, getting all those Pre Heresy Suits might be a Problem...

I voted for Magnus. Mythical creature (cyclops)? Check. Sorcerer? Check. Tragic tale of misunderstanding? Check.

RustyKnight wrote:I voted for Magnus. Mythical creature (cyclops)? Check. Sorcerer? Check. Tragic tale of misunderstanding? Check.

Tragic tale? He was told not to mess about, and almost caused Eye of Terra (See what I did thar) when he sent that bound Dæmon.

RustyKnight wrote:I voted for Magnus.... Tragic tale of misunderstanding? Check.

That is a good reason to vote for him, even if he did go directly against the word of the Emporer and practice witchery.

Horus- Russ, my main man, mah bro, go blow up Magnus. The big E has decided he wants to kill one of his sons instead of talk it out.
Russ- Okay.


Also, Magnus sent the daemon cause he realized OH SHI- Horus was a traitor. He needed to get the message there fast.

Gwar! wrote:

RustyKnight wrote:I voted for Magnus. Mythical creature (cyclops)? Check. Sorcerer? Check. Tragic tale of misunderstanding? Check.

Tragic tale? He was told not to mess about, and almost caused Eye of Terra (See what I did thar) when he sent that bound Dæmon.

At least its an interesting story, as opposed to Sanguinis who is pretty cliche' IMO.

When the Emperor Tells you "DO NOT MUCH ABOUT WITH DÆMONS!", you don't muck about with Dæmons.

Demogerg wrote:At least its an interesting story, as opposed to Sanguinis who is pretty cliche' IMO.

Gwar! wrote:When the Emperor Tells you "DO NOT MUCK ABOUT WITH DÆMONS!", you don't muck about with Dæmons.

QFT. There isn't much more that needs to be said on these topics. As to this . . .

RustyKnight wrote:Horus- Russ, my main man, mah bro, go blow up Magnus. The big E has decided he wants to kill one of his sons instead of talk it out.
Russ- Okay.

more like:

THE HORUS HERESY

Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age.
Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww!

Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery.
Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww!

Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so.
Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so.
Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway.

Russ: You're about to die, cyclops!
Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww!
Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus.

Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything?
Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book.
Russ: Sigh. Let's go.
Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers!

Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin?
Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir.
Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me?
Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me!
*enter Emprah*
Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter!
Horus: What about the Lion?
Emprah: Never liked her.
Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*
Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus*

Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo?

Jonson: I did nothing!
Guilliman: I did more nothing that you!
Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless!
Guilliman: Have you read my book?
Dorn: No one likes that book.
Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad.
Dorn: I guess not.
Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.

Manchu wrote: more like:

Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age.
Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww!

Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery.
Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww!

Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so.
Horus: Emprah wants you kill Magnus because he said so.
Russ: Fine. He's already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway.

Well put.

@Demogerg: See edit above.

Manchu wrote:THE HORUS HERESY

Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age.
Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww!

Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery.
Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww!

Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so.
Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so.
Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway.

Russ: You're about to die, cyclops!
Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww!
Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus.

Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything?
Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book.
Russ: Sigh. Let's go.
Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers!

Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin?
Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir.
Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me?
Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me!
*enter Emprah*
Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter!
Horus: What about the Lion?
Emprah: Never liked her.
Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*
Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus*

Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo?

Jonson: I did nothing!
Guilliman: I did more nothing that you!
Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless!
Guilliman: Have you read my book?
Dorn: No one likes that book.
Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad.
Dorn: I guess not.
Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.

WHY IS THIS MAN NOT WRITING FOR GW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurze was the best. End of thread

Manchu wrote:

Demogerg wrote:At least its an interesting story, as opposed to Sanguinis who is pretty cliche' IMO.

Gwar! wrote:When the Emperor Tells you "DO NOT MUCK ABOUT WITH DÆMONS!", you don't muck about with Dæmons.

QFT. There isn't much more that needs to be said on these topics. As to this . . .

RustyKnight wrote:Horus- Russ, my main man, mah bro, go blow up Magnus. The big E has decided he wants to kill one of his sons instead of talk it out.
Russ- Okay.

more like:

THE HORUS HERESY

Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age.
Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww!

Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery.
Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww!

Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so.
Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so.
Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway.

Russ: You're about to die, cyclops!
Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww!
Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus.

Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything?
Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book.
Russ: Sigh. Let's go.
Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers!

Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin?
Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir.
Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me?
Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me!
*enter Emprah*
Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter!
Horus: What about the Lion?
Emprah: Never liked her.
Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*
Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus*

Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo?

Jonson: I did nothing!
Guilliman: I did more nothing that you!
Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless!
Guilliman: Have you read my book?
Dorn: No one likes that book.
Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad.
Dorn: I guess not.
Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.

BRILLIANT.

"Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! "

Best line out of it I reckon :3

"Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life. "
That was my favorite line.

total slap in the face to all the do-nothing primarchs who just sat around being tools for the high lords of terra after the "Emprah" decided to sit down for a while.

Loin el johnson
he's still alive....nuff said