Pool Boots Kids Who Might "Change the Complexion" of the Pool

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**Frazzled**

JohnHwangDD wrote:Even in CCW, states, a flamer is a tough carry...

This is true. But a prudent person will always have a spare in the trunk, you know for bears, yes officer, polar bears....

**generalgrog**

jp400 wrote:Agreed Fraz,
Thank god we live in America where one can actually defend himself if the need comes around... unlike others.......

Scary!

LOL!!

GG

**JohnHwangDD**

Bobbies have mace?

I was thinking the best they might muster is a stern talking-to:

"I say, young sir, please stop beating those people. If you do not cease and desist immediately, I may be forced to raise my voice."

**jp400**

JohnHwangDD wrote:Bobbies have mace?

Yup, they even have it in wide fog!

Just stand upwind of the Bobby and your safe!

**Orkeosaurus**

Man up, Flamers are only 5 points!

We're not telling you to go get a Plasma Gun or something!

**jp400**

Orkeosaurus wrote:We're not telling you to go get a Plasma Gun or something!

**Orkeosaurus**

15 points though! So overpriced, there's no way it can compare to a meltagun.

**Frazzled**

I'm with JP400. More specifically I'm BEHIND JP400. Sic em JP!

Alternatively get married. Everyone knows if they mess with me my wife will massacrey 'em bobcat style. Texas Men-hiding behind -and sometimes from- Texas Women for 184 years...

**jp400**

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Frazzled wrote:I'm with JP400. More specifically I'm BEHIND JP400. Sic em JP!

WOOHOO! Frazzled is Behind me! Wait a min..... Why do I get the feeling this isnt what I hoped it was going to be???

**Kanluwen**

He spelled Meatshield wrong.

**jp400**

I know, thats what makes it two jokes in one

**Frazzled**

**jp400**

Best part is only took me two pages to find that gem on google.

http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0802/meatshiled-meatshield-demotivational-poster-1202513026.jpg

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Orkeosaurus wrote:

THIS JUST IN!!!!

**reds8n**

Well you septics obviously need the gakky weapons, if FIFTY of your thugs fail to do any significant damage to an out of shape middle aged man, his wife and teenage daughter.... I never knew you were so weak and unfit.

A gang of proper British thugs would have done a lot better than that pisspor effort.

We ruled the world with less people than that from 1 office in Whitehall.

**Frazzled**

Even I kowtow to Brit uber football hooligan dominance, at least until MS13 lines said football hooligans up, shoots them, and leaves their heads in the street as a warning...

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Its getting bad, as surmised. The state human rights commission is now involved as is a US Senator who desperately needs to votes to be re-elected.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=8043735&page=1

**dietrich**

Personally, I hope the pool club is run through the ringer. I find this whole episode appauling. I think the Pool Club underestimate how bigoted their own members were, and figured they had to appease their members. Then, when it hit the national media, they're trying to double back.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/12/pennsylvania.pool.problems/index.html

Club director John Duesler told CNN that he had underestimated the amount of children who would participate, and the club was unable to supervise that many kids. He called his club "very diverse," and said it had offered to let day camps in the Philadelphia area use his facility after budget cuts forced some pools in the area to close.

Wright has rejected the camp's contention that the swim club's pool was overcrowded. The club had accepted a 10-to-1 ratio of children to adults and was considering adding up to three lifeguards, according to e-mails obtained by CNN.

**BrookM**

Ugh, for the record: you don't call Americans "septics", it's "seppos" you silly-billy limey pommies.

Brought to you by the creature from the bogs of the lowlands.

**Frazzled**

what?

**BrookM**

I notice that UK posters keep calling you septics, the correct term is seppo.

**Frazzled**

What is a seppo?

**dietrich**

Wasn't seppo one of the Marx brothers?

Actually, it was Zeppo. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0555688/ Oddly, being a Marx brother was arguably the least of his accomplishments in life.

The youngest of The Marx Brothers, Zeppo was put into the role of the straight man after his brother Gummo left the act. Zeppo also acted as an understudy to all three of his brothers, and he has been said to have played Grouchos part better than Groucho himself. After playing small parts in the first five Marx Brothers movies, Zeppo felt his talent wasn't being used to its full extent and left the act to join Gummo as an agent. Somewhat of a mechanical whiz, Zeppo invented a wristwatch that would monitor the pulse rate of cardiac patients, and his company, Marman Products, produced clamping devices which were used in the first atomic bomb raids over Japan in 1945. Zeppo died on November 30, 1979, from cancer.

**BrookM**

Frazzled wrote:What is a seppo?

Urban legend has it that Americans are like septic tanks, full of gak, hence the use of septic or as the Aussies say, seppos.

**Frazzled**

They are just jealous because of our unconquerable dominance as the leader in processed snack foods.

Look upon my Lettle Debbie Swiss Cakes ye Mighty, and Despair!

**Shamfrit**

This thread alone makes me glad I got banned from Our Friendly Competative Alternative.

Great read! (The pictures, not the topic.)

**Frazzled**

Shamfrit wrote:This thread alone makes me glad I got banned from Our Friendly Competative Alternative.

Great read! (The pictures, not the topic.)

All I have to say is

**gorgon**

Although a few days ago I saw a segment on the local news in which club members were picketing the club in support of the kids. One woman interviewed said she was at the pool at the time of the incident and that the children were well-behaved, etc., and that the pool wasn't overcrowded. So it's not like all or even most of the members are to blame. I bet it was a few with influence that complained.

Septic? Seppo? Well, you're a bunch of goomey-turp-plouts. Yeah, I just made that up, but it's an illustration of how insults need to make sense to have some bite.

**Orkeosaurus**

Excuse me sir, are you a chav? You just looks so damn chavvy to me I'd be really surprised if you weren't a chavving crown who's being a bengal! Now, excuse me while I take the piss on you.

**Gwar!**

Orkeosaurus wrote:Excuse me sir, are you a chav? You just looks so damn chavvy to me I'd be really surprised if you weren't a chavving crown who's being a bengal! Now, excuse me while I take the piss on you.

I remember that thread!

**Frazzled**

reds8n wrote: Well you septics obviously need the gakky weapons, if FIFTY of your thugs fail to do any significant damage to an out of shape middle aged man, his wife and teenage daughter.... I never knew you were so weak and unfit.

A gang of proper British thugs would have done a lot better than that pisspor effort.

We ruled the world with less people than that from 1 office in Whitehall.

Redy you're online -check your PM's like now.

**smiling Assassin**

jp400 wrote:Yup, they even have it in wide fog!

Just stand upwind of the Bobby and your safe!

I protest.

We have better self-defence here --

Vindaloo.

Cricket. "It'll bore you to death!"

Chavs. They'll knife the black kids, then you!

Peace.

sA