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Throw enough guardsmen at it until they form a mountain which collapses on the titan and crushes him.

1 million ewoks with a long jungle vine

ComputerGeek01 wrote:Tell the Administratum that some part in one of the guns isn't accounted for. Sit back and laugh as they strip the titan down piece by piece in the middle of a war zone to find out which one it could be.

This. (Becuase it's true)

Kurgash wrote:1 million ewoks with a long jungle vine

And this.





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IvanTih wrote:Throw enough guardsmen at it until they form a mountain which collapses on the titan and crushes him.

How is that unconventional?
We do it all the time.

Give Ghazghkull Thraka tankbusting lessons

Pray that the princeps is a male and concentrate all firepower on where the naval region would be...

A tide of snotlings from one horizon to the next.

Posted in wrong thread (damn tabs)

send as many orks as is needed to run in all the joints till it jams then invade killing the crew

Kurgash wrote:1 million ewoks with a long jungle vine

Tell Ravenor that his arch nemisis is hiding out somwere in the titan, or eisenhorn, both work.

Give the keys to your son and tell him to be careful with it.

The Metga-Lith

An unsupervised kid in a hobby shop.
Works like a charm

Ram a cruiser into it.

Tell Commissar Fuklaw that it's heresy.

BeRzErKeR wrote:Tell Commissar Fuklaw that it's heresy.

Attempting to trick a Commissar?!?

Emperors Faithful wrote:

BeRzErKeR wrote:Tell Commissar Fuklaw that it's heresy.

Attempting to trick a Commissar?!?

But.... But sir.... its a Chaos Warhound!

tow cables + Land Speeders + impossibly snow covered planet = games Workshop RECEIVING a Cease and Desist for a change.

@Cambak: Oh. Very well. Carry on, Guardsmen. *Holsters Pistol*

@The Watcher: LOL

tell a Commissar that it was thinking "traitorous" thoughts...

To take down a Titan, get a women to emasculate it with incessant nagging.

Emperors Faithful wrote:@Cambak: Oh. Very well. Carry on, Guardsmen. *Holsters Pistol*

@The Watcher: LOL

YAY!

procceeds to clime said Choas titan, breaking open an eye slit, and unleashing an inferno from his heavy flamer

Suisidal? yes. For the Emperor? Double Yes.

Escape from the prisoner of war camp, tie a wire across the road and jump into the bushes. Wait until the titan comes by on a motor bike and watch as it falls off.

Emperors Faithful wrote:@Cambak: Oh. Very well. Carry on, Guardsmen. *Holsters Pistol*

@The Watcher: LOL

Be thankful he gives a second or two for explanation, most would have shot instantly and noticed it was a chaos titan afterwards.

Have a titan boxing match

Thanks for the quote, E.F. but seriously, a REALLY big hole covered up to look like the rest of the field. so simple that it would be unexpected. Then, just to be sure, i'd drop an anvil on it. a REALLY big Anvil.

Morgrim wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:@Cambak: Oh. Very well. Carry on, Guardsmen. *Holsters Pistol*

@The Watcher: LOL

Be thankful he gives a second or two for explanation, most would have shot instantly and noticed it was a chaos titan afterwards.

Please, everyone knows Im be best Flame Trooper in the Imperium.
readies his heavy flamer
But you sir. You sound like a heritic that needs a burnin.


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Morgrim wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:@Cambak: Oh. Very well. Carry on, Guardsmen. *Holsters Pistol*

@The Watcher: LOL

Be thankful he gives a second or two for explanation, most would have shot instantly and noticed it was a chaos titan afterwards.

Please, everyone knows Im the best flame trooper in the Imperium.
readies heavy flamer

But you sir. You sound like a heritic that needs a burnin.

Use the luck.

Morgrim wrote:
Please, everyone knows Im the best flame trooper in the Imperium.
readies heavy flamer

But you sir. You sound like a heritic that needs a burnin.

1) Oh, I've never denied that I'm enough of a heretic to turn tail and run at the first sign of an Inquisitor that is about to catch me, because I'd die a rather nasty death. And to taunt one that isn't, because it is fun and I might be able to provoke them into a situation that they fall or die a nasty death themselves (I'm sure the haemonculi could show them a thing or two about torture, they have had at least as much experience and are fair better at keeping their toys alive).

2) *points to the part of sig stating that I am female*

*skips out of flamer range, laughing*

Morgrim wrote:

Morgrim wrote:
Please, everyone knows Im the best flame trooper in the Imperium.
readies heavy flamer

But you sir. You sound like a heritic that needs a burnin.

1) Oh, I've never denied that I'm enough of a heretic to turn tail and run at the first sign of an Inquisitor that is about to catch me, because I'd die a rather nasty death. And to taunt one that isn't, because it is fun and I might be able to provoke them into a situation that they fall or die a nasty death themselves (I'm sure the haemonculi could show them a thing or two about torture, they have had at least as much experience and are fair better at keeping their toys alive).

2) *points to the part of sig stating that I am female*

*skips out of flamer range, laughing*

A heretic...AND a female?

...No. It can't be...

CULTIST-CHAN?!?