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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/28 05:23:41
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Member of the Malleus
San Francisco Bay, CA, Ancient Terra, Sol System
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Ghazkull on his WAAAGH! According to a batrep, he and a truckload of warbosses took out one and two armies in a single assault phase. Ghazkull was the only survivor in the game.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Mind you, only because of the subsequent catastrophic explosion did the entire two armies die.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/12/28 05:34:42
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/28 10:03:10
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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*Watches Super Heavy vehichle scarper off into the distance.*
 ...is...can I summary execute a vehichle for cowardice...or something?
Hey! (Back On Topic) THERE'S and idea.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/28 10:24:26
Subject: Re:Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Sinewy Scourge
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*attempts to pop head out of hatch and shout back to EF*
Somehow, I think trying to execute a titan for cowardice would only result in it stepping on you. Or the princeps shooting you for crimes against the Mechanium.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/28 14:42:41
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Dakka Veteran
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Emperors Faithful wrote:*Watches Super Heavy vehichle scarper off into the distance.*
 ...is...can I summary execute a vehichle for cowardice...or something?
Hey! (Back On Topic) THERE'S and idea.
You can execute the driver, gunner, and everyone else on board. But I don't suggest chasing after it unless you have a meltagun.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/28 15:19:36
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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land a particully heavy thunderhawk carrying a landraider on the top. watch with glee as the top heavyness causes the legs to crumple underneath it.
true story ^^
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/28 16:28:08
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Never-Miss Nightwing Pilot
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Lay a big, deep pitfall trap in front of its path, and put something desirable to the driver on it.
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"The stars themselves once lived and died at our command yet you still dare oppose our will. "-Farseer Mirehn Biellann
Armies at 'The Stand-still Point':
Cap'n Waaagggh's warband (Fantasy Orcs) 2250pts. Waaagghhh! in full flow... W-D-L=10-3-3
Hive Fleet Leviathan Strand 1500pts. W-D-L=7-1-2 Nom.
Eldar armies of various sizes W-D-L 26-6-3
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/28 16:35:06
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Get out the old rogue-trader era shokk attak gun, get a snotling into cockpit so it can defacate in the princeps ear (ACTUAL RULE!) watch as it flails around and falls over while the princeps swats away a warp-crazed snotling and tries to get the gak out of his ear.
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/28 16:50:04
Subject: Re:Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Infiltrating Hawwa'
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cheesesteak wrote:My personal favorite is wazdakka's way of killing a titan. Take your bike on a cliff drive down it as fast as possible and fly right into the cock pit of the titan and slaughter there crew and put there skulls on the back of your bike as trophy's. That's how i would do it
LOOT'D TITUN FTW.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/28 20:23:34
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Sneak a caddilus assasin onto the bridge and kill everyone (actually possible in epic).
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex)
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out. go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar
4000 points Adeptus Titanicus |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 00:12:51
Subject: Re:Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Grim Rune Priest in the Eye of the Storm
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The Capitan
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 02:28:47
Subject: Re:Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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Anpu42 wrote:The Capitan
Instant win.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 02:40:51
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Convince the universe that such a vehicle would be impossible to make let alone work, and watch it disappear in a poof of logic.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 05:33:28
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Horrific Howling Banshee
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Send in the angry marines
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 07:48:25
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Cambak wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:*Watches Super Heavy vehichle scarper off into the distance.*
 ...is...can I summary execute a vehichle for cowardice...or something?
Hey! (Back On Topic) THERE'S and idea.
You can execute the driver, gunner, and everyone else on board. But I don't suggest chasing after it unless you have a meltagun.
I lol at the picture of a commissar rostering 10 Guardsmen firing squad to summary execute a Titan with thier lasguns.
idget wrote:Send in the angry marines
Don't they have some titans of they're own?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 10:21:52
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Horrific Howling Banshee
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Ever wonder where they got it from? Lets just say that I can still see the word "ultra" somewhere on that titan
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 10:23:55
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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I don't see any "ultra"...
(Unless you mean "ultra-awesome"  )
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 10:54:32
Subject: Re:Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Fly a fighta swadron overtop the titan and throw bomb squigs covered in super glue out the window. Lots of bomb squigs.
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"There's a difference between bein' a smartboy and bein' a smart git, Gimzod." - Rogue Skwadron, the Big Push
My Current army lineup |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 11:06:08
Subject: Re:Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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A randomly placed spike pit (You ever played megaman? yes... THOSE ones.. the ones that instantly kill you)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 12:21:59
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Stormin' Stompa
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"Oh crap... They figured out the land-speeder-rope-trick, sir." "Yeah? Well, let's just build a SPHERE. In SPACE. Let's see them trip THAT over."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 19:52:54
Subject: Re:Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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A sphere??? OH NO! NOT THE SPHERE!!!
*calls the inquisition*
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/30 23:17:17
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/30 23:18:39
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/31 02:32:20
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Whiteshield Conscript Trooper
Baltimore, MD
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I once was in a game where an Ork player rammed a Titan in the rear with a war-truk that had no guns. It took down a structure point!
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By the Emperor, we've won!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/31 05:16:56
Subject: Re:Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Grim Rune Priest in the Eye of the Storm
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The Comisar's New Gun
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/31 05:32:13
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Squad of Jet-packed equipped assault marines with metla bombs. They come in high above the guns and plant the bombs on vital support hardware. And then BOOM!!!
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My Blog http://ghostsworkfromthedarkness.blogspot.com/
Ozymandias wrote:
Pro-painted is the ebay modeling equivalent of "curvy" in the personal ads...
H.B.M.C. wrote:
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DR:90S+GMB+I+Pw40k01-D++A++/areWD 250R+T(M)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/31 07:20:06
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Nurgle Veteran Marine with the Flu
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Throw a rock into the exhaust.
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If I had a dollar for every dollar I spent I'd have all my money back.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/31 08:49:10
Subject: Re:Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Sinewy Scourge
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*watches as a haemonculi opens a small webway portal to rescue her from the loyalist driving her off to who-knows-where-but-likely-unpleasant*
*sneaks back via webway and opens both a small portal near EF and a really big one where the titan is about to put its foot*
*pops out of small portal and watches the titan fall over as one leg disappears up to its knee into the ground*
*snickers*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/31 11:10:22
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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*EF lols as stuck Titan spots haemonculi and cultist, bringing its plasma cannon to bear*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/31 11:10:36
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/31 12:00:32
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Sinewy Scourge
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Emperors Faithful wrote:*EF lols as stuck Titan spots haemonculi and cultist, bringing its plasma cannon to bear*
You realise that I'm standing right next to you, don't you? *waves, skips back into portal, pokes head back out* But I'm feeling nice, want a lift? I promise I won't hurt you, and may She Who Thirsts consign my soul to the warp should I breach it. *watches cannon point in this direction and ducks down again*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/31 15:53:10
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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Inquisitor! Inquisitor! The Chaos Skum are building a GIANT SPHERE! IN SPACE!
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/31 21:41:36
Subject: Uncoventional Titan Takedowns
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Morgrim wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:*EF lols as stuck Titan spots haemonculi and cultist, bringing its plasma cannon to bear*
You realise that I'm standing right next to you, don't you? *waves, skips back into portal, pokes head back out* But I'm feeling nice, want a lift? I promise I won't hurt you, and may She Who Thirsts consign my soul to the warp should I breach it. *watches cannon point in this direction and ducks down again*
"Onwards Guardsmen! Let us conquer the foul xenos realm!"
*silence*
"Hey, it's that or we get blown to bits by the titan over there."
*Commissar EF charges through the portal with a horde of guardsmen.*
Cambak wrote:
Inquisitor! Inquisitor! The Chaos Skum are building a GIANT SPHERE! IN SPACE!
No, Guardsman.
You ARE the giant sphere in space.
*BLAM*
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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