Uncoventional Titan Takedowns

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**waaagh!orksrocks**

The Watcher wrote: a REALLY big hole covered up to look like the rest of the field. so simple that it would be unexpected.

HEY, don't steal my ideas. Although you can keep the anvil.

**Morgrim**

@EF: No. Just... no. *shudders* I do not talk like that and cannot stand people who talk like that. *shudders some more*

Has anyone suggested using a certain ork gun to transport insane snotlings through the warp and into the cabin?

**Lord of battles**

have a rag-tag team of squat misfits sneak in to the titans cabins and take control of the titan before it trips on a telephone line.

**Lint**

Have Chuck Norris point his finger at the titan and say "bang."

**Emperors Faithful**

Morgrim wrote:@EF: No. Just... no. *shudders* I do not talk like that and cannot stand people who talk like that. *shudders some more*

Commissar.

Is still suspicious.

**The Watcher**

Lint wrote: Have Chuck Norris point his finger at the titan and say "bang."

Except he wouldnh have to say bang.

**Cambak**

Morgrim wrote:@EF: No. Just... no. *shudders* I do not talk like that and cannot stand people who talk like that. *shudders some more*

Has anyone suggested using a certain ork gun to transport insane snotlings through the warp and into the cabin?

My apologizes ma'am, but either way.... I still have to burn you, since EF is in this thread... but if he wasn't....*looks around slyly*

Tell no one I said that.

**sniperjolly**

^^^*points gigantic sign reading"HERETIC!"*^^^

Although, technically, you typed it, so I'm not saying you said anything.

**Emperors Faithful**

There's something awfully suspicious going on here...

**Morgrim**

He already knows I'm a heretic. And I think I have a new method of killing a titan.

*perches self on top of one of the titan's guns, so that it cannot actually reach to dislodge or shoot her*

You think your Emperor wants my death? Come and get me.

**Emperors Faithful**

*Titan fires gun, recoil knocks silly heretic off*

Okay. Now it should be a bit easier...

**Anpu42**

Let Him Pilot it!

**Discy**

Step One: Take one servitor.

Step Two: Strap one bigass bomb to it's back.

Step Three: Add vortex grenade.

Step Four: Order it to run up to the nearest Titan.

Step Five: Hide behind a mountain on the next planet.

**Morgrim**

Emperors Faithful wrote:*Titan fires gun, recoil knocks silly heretic off*

Okay. Now it should be a bit easier...

*whimpers from a crater nearby* Owww... *crawls back to thread* Ok, I'll concede that one.

**Anpu42**

I had to.

**Master Llyons**

Have Creed outflank another titian onto the first one...

**Warboss Narznok**

A Squad of Valkyries flying in Formation following the Command Valkyrie. The Valkyries are in Heavy Fog and can't pick up any sensors on their radars. The Squad can only see where they are going. Then all Crash into a unmaned Titan back where the Engine is, causing multiple explosives and the Titan falling to the Ground. Falling onto a Huge Power Generator and a cluster of smaller ones causing a MASSIVE ball of blue light and fire, that is next to a Imperial Tank Company inside a GIANT TANK DEPOT consisting of 20 Baneblades, 100 Leman Russ and 250 Chemerias. Causing another HUGE EXPLOSION. A Titan crew die suddenly during a meeting of conquering the Next Planet on their Campaign.

**Kurgash**

have two defilers crab battle

**Cambak**

Emperors Faithful wrote:*Titan fires gun, recoil knocks silly heretic off*

Okay. Now it should be a bit easier...

*bunrs a few Dark Eldar Wytches for EF on Chrismas*

What is there to be saposious about that???

*drives around in his newly made Super heavy with Morgrim hiding inside, pics with in the next 2 week, I think*

Nothing suspisiuos here!

**Morgrim**

*is apparently bundled into an Imperial vehicle, driven off to places unknown by someone that burns her fellow dark eldar, but hasn't burnt her*

*eyes the number of loyalist fanatics and =I= members*

*gulps*

**Darth Bob**

Ewoks.

**StarGate**

A Grot with a slingshot... Wasnt there some rule about grots and a lucky shot to destroy vehilces back in the day...( or am i thinking about TsoLR)

**Jon Touchdown**

Sly Marbo. Nuff said

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

Put down one giant penny. Have one hundred men hidden behind the Titan. I'm sure you know what comes next.....

**orchewer**

A drop pod in the face.

**Lexx**

Kamikaze a valkyrie into the titans legs and cripple it.

**Cambak**

An Inquisitor that decides said titan is a heresy.

**insideprawn**

If you had crossovers these guys

or better yet for destroying the titan, the planet, the attendent star cluster, and galaxy in general this guy

Failing that I would suggest reminding the princeps of something really simple and watching the resulting head smack crush the cockpit.

**sniperjolly**

I was honestly going to suggest having TTGL throw the whole galaxy into another galaxy at 500,000 times the speed of light, creating another big bang. I just didn't have a high enough res image.

To give you an idea of how redonkulous Toppa Tengen Gurren Laggan is, I present you with the following.
http://i29.tinypic.com/2w56b8h.gif

EDIT: also http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ttgl.jpg
Double edit: there is also SUPER Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan. Which is aproxamately 300 times that size.

**Ronin-Sage**

Wow, utterly ridiculous scale. One of the mechs in that series is apparently 100 times the diamater...of the fething Milkyway Galaxy. Like...what the hell?!