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2010/01/31 21:18:52
Subject: Well......bah!
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Albatross wrote:Mate, who invites family to their birthday party? You aren't 5 years old are you? Just invite your mates, and don't change your plans at all. Weddings of distant relatives, be damned!
I think his problem is more that he has to attend the wedding on his birthday, rather than he can't invite his family to his birthday because of the wedding.
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2010/01/31 23:14:41
Subject: Well......bah!
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Fixture of Dakka
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@whatwhat - To be fair, he DID say that having the wedding on the same day would mean that family members wouldn't be able to come. But yeah, it's a bit of both.
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/01/31 23:19:17
Subject: Well......bah!
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
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Just have your party MDG,after all there is a 50% chance your cousin will end up getting divorced in the future.
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2010/01/31 23:41:59
Subject: Well......bah!
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Defo sticking with my Party. Been online window shopping for comedy rubber breasts.
Can't be a Blackadder piss-up without those, nes pas?
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2010/01/31 23:46:27
Subject: Well......bah!
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Defo sticking with my Party. Been online window shopping for comedy rubber breasts.
Can't be a Blackadder piss-up without those, nes pas?
A Blackadder theme you say? Hmmm... Interesting. 
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2010/02/01 07:43:58
Subject: Well......bah!
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Gwar! wrote:My mum doesn't remember my birthday (which is on Tuesday if anyone cares ;()
same here, happy birthday fellow ground hogger
I would say if you don't know them well and haven't seen them in 15 years they aren't expecting you to go.
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location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
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2010/02/01 14:22:59
Subject: Well......bah!
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Fixture of Dakka
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@Doc,
Don't forget the "Black Russian", even if you, for whatever reason, end up going to the wedding..
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2010/02/01 14:53:41
Subject: Well......bah!
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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The solution is simple.
When you receive your invite, reply politely that regrettably you have a prior engagement.
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2010/02/01 16:37:57
Subject: Well......bah!
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Plastictrees
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Or you could kill the postmen!
...just sayin'
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2010/02/02 12:26:54
Subject: Well......bah!
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[DCM]
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Hire a stripper to turn up to her reception.
Male, female doesn't matter.
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2010/02/02 15:11:31
Subject: Well......bah!
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Weddings suck, my own was barely tolerable and I got to  the girl in the white dress after it.
I'd happily ditch any wedding for a birthday party.
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mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
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2010/02/02 15:12:24
Subject: Well......bah!
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Waaagh_Gonads wrote:Hire a stripper to turn up to her reception.
Male, female doesn't matter.
Hire a male stripper for the Groom.
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2010/02/02 18:42:23
Subject: Well......bah!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Ayn Rand gives you a thumbs up for your own party 
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Worship me. |
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2010/02/02 19:07:37
Subject: Well......bah!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Karl Marx, on the other hand, thinks you should stop throwing bourgeois parties and concentrate of freeing the worker from his chains.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/02/02 20:21:41
Subject: Re:Well......bah!
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Celebrate your birthday before actual date.My bad thought.
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2010/02/02 20:27:47
Subject: Well......bah!
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Waaagh_Gonads wrote:Hire a stripper to turn up to her reception.
Male, female doesn't matter.
Why stop at one stripper?
Hire a whole harm of strippers!
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2010/02/02 20:29:41
Subject: Well......bah!
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Ladyboy strippers.
There's something for everyone, there!
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2010/02/02 20:36:45
Subject: Well......bah!
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Fixture of Dakka
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The nihilists question your need for a party. They also question their own need to be nihilists, but they'll get back to you on that.
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2010/02/02 21:45:05
Subject: Well......bah!
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Meh. Parties are fun.
Editor of Spiderman for the UK is well into his 30's, and every year he has a Bouncy Castle at his shindig. You have no idea how knackering those are.
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2010/02/02 22:31:47
Subject: Well......bah!
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Bane Knight
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1: You're 30. They can man up and cope.
2: They had fair warning you'd have a birthday 30 years in advance.
3: Cousins can be let slide, brother/sister is unforgivable.
Why is this even a problem? Shouldn't adults be out from under the thumb of their parents' approval?
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2010/02/02 22:32:05
Subject: Well......bah!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Worship me. |
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2010/02/02 23:40:12
Subject: Well......bah!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Tyyr wrote:
I'd happily ditch any wedding for a birthday party.
The trick is to arrive fashionably late to the cash bar at the reception.
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2010/02/02 23:40:20
Subject: Well......bah!
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Oldgrue wrote:1: You're 30. They can man up and cope.
2: They had fair warning you'd have a birthday 30 years in advance.
3: Cousins can be let slide, brother/sister is unforgivable.
Why is this even a problem? Shouldn't adults be out from under the thumb of their parents' approval?
Scottish Family matey. Even at my age, and her being 80 something and utterly knackered I still live in terror of disappointing my Gran! And when she pops her clogs, it will be my Mum I live in terror of.
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2010/02/02 23:52:49
Subject: Well......bah!
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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have you tried not being Scottish? 
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2010/02/02 23:54:17
Subject: Well......bah!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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What's the application to become Irish like?
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2010/02/02 23:59:56
Subject: Well......bah!
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Poorly written and unintelligible?
And Gwar! I have kind o. Been living in South East England since I was 11.
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2010/02/03 00:03:35
Subject: Well......bah!
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Poorly written and unintelligible?
And Gwar! I have kind o. Been living in South East England since I was 11.
TRY HARDER!
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2010/02/03 00:07:49
Subject: Well......bah!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Poorly written and unintelligible?
Damn, I was hoping it was a drinking contest, because then I'd be an honorary Irishman. No one likes being Polish.
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2010/02/03 00:11:06
Subject: Well......bah!
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Poorly written and unintelligible?
So, what, the Irish Gov got GW to write them then?
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2010/02/03 00:12:10
Subject: Well......bah!
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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dogma wrote:Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Poorly written and unintelligible?
Damn, I was hoping it was a drinking contest, because then I'd be an honorary Irishman. No one likes being Polish.
I dunno. Alcohol WAS the downfall of the Atlantean-Irish Empire.
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