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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 20:49:34
Subject: Re:Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Stormin' Stompa
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I read them, hoping they would get better.
Due to all the C.S. Goto hate on dakka, I really, REALLY want to read one of his books.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 20:49:39
Subject: Re:Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:There is only one Bl book I have ever put down (yet) because it was so bad.
Double Eagle. (I think thats the name)
Its all about boring air warfare. And dudes talking about planes. And a crippled chaos dude who flies his own plane.
Manchu wrote:Aw, bummer. I've always wanted to read that one.
Double Eagle is pretty good. Basically I think its hard to convey the fast-pased combat of air warfare in book form. Things are always pitching and yawing and stuff. My advice is that if you do read it take notes: Character Overload!
Automatically Appended Next Post: The worst BL book I've read is probably Death World. I doubt its the worst BL book just the worst one I've read.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 20:56:31
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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The infamous "Space Marine" by Ian Watson.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 20:59:16
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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I thought that was a "classic?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 21:08:08
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Solahma
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I love love love Ian Watson. In terms of literary quality, he produced the very pinnacle of BL's catalog, IMO. There has yet to be an equally talented writer in terms of sheer creativity working for them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 21:14:02
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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Monster Rain wrote:I'll go to my grave saying that Ben Counter is worse than C.S. Goto.
Agree. Daemonworld was the only interesting book he's written, but I could still smell the crayon. GK Omnibus is pure generic cheese. Abyss, Soul Drinkers, barf.
But Descent of Angels is still the one I like least. Automatically Appended Next Post: otoh the Word Bearer books are pretty craptastic as well.... damn hard to choose.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah.  One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 21:17:04
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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Manchu wrote:I love love love Ian Watson. In terms of literary quality, he produced the very pinnacle of BL's catalog, IMO. There has yet to be an equally talented writer in terms of sheer creativity working for them.
So I take it you recommend Inquisition War?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 21:17:07
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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The Vampire Genevieve omnibus. bs. Zero battling, she barely fights and pretty much just has sex with every guy she sees... and even the sex scenes have zero Passion. Waste of time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 21:27:13
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Solahma
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KamikazeCanuck wrote:Manchu wrote:I love love love Ian Watson. In terms of literary quality, he produced the very pinnacle of BL's catalog, IMO. There has yet to be an equally talented writer in terms of sheer creativity working for them.
So I take it you recommend Inquisition War?
A thousand times yes. It reads like no other BL books, however. Flip through if you find a copy in a bookstore before buying. I think it's the only 40k yarn that could stand alone as sci-fi (i.e., being a part of the 40k world is not its principal selling point).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 21:39:25
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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Manchu wrote:KamikazeCanuck wrote:Manchu wrote:I love love love Ian Watson. In terms of literary quality, he produced the very pinnacle of BL's catalog, IMO. There has yet to be an equally talented writer in terms of sheer creativity working for them.
So I take it you recommend Inquisition War?
A thousand times yes. It reads like no other BL books, however. Flip through if you find a copy in a bookstore before buying. I think it's the only 40k yarn that could stand alone as sci-fi (i.e., being a part of the 40k world is not its principal selling point).
In fact I have the omnibus, its just under my pile of HH books. sigh, they're writing them faster than I can read them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 21:42:47
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Solahma
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@KC: I look forward to hearing what you think. Read one of the short stories and write a review, if you get a chance.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 21:50:00
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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Sure, so its more like an anthology then?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 21:51:55
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Solahma
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No, like most BL omnibuses (omnibi?), it contains three novels and two short stories.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 22:15:14
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Dakka Veteran
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Ian Watson is easily the best living British science fiction writer.
On top of that, he's also a really great guy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 22:24:00
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Karon wrote:All the C.S. Goto books?
Aw man, I don't want to hear that... I actually paid money for the Blood Ravens Omnibus but have yet to read it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:00:46
Subject: Re:Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Tough Treekin
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Magestorm gets my vote, generally anything by Jonathan Green (was that his name) the Armageddon books were truely shocking, I mean a dreadnought that allows an Impy Guardsmen to craft a multilaser on his arm....clearly you didnt research your source material did you mate??
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:07:26
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Another one....
Felix, Gotrek and The Contractural Obligation, aka Giantslayer. Just didn't do it for me at all, and it seemed pretty clear the author was bored of the characters. Thankfully, Nathan Long (I think!) picked up the reins for Orcslayer onwards, and its been tip top ever since!
Sample of Giantslayer?
Gotrek, Felix and Teclis in a boat. Teclis does something. Gotrek grumbles and mutters, Felix looks sheepish.
And that's a lot of the book.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:11:59
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Archmagos Veneratus Extremis
Home Base: Prosper, TX (Dallas)
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I personally hated Inq. War by Ian Watson. But I agree that it could be random stand alone science fiction.
I also couldn't get thru the first book in the Nagash series. Just couldn't take it for some reason. Though that could simply have been because Weber/Flint/Ringo all released books around the time I started to try to read it and no one in black library holds a candle to those guys.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:12:55
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:Why the hate for Battle For Abyss? I know it didn't advance the HH plot much (spoiler, Horus turns to chaos!) but it was a fine adventure story.
I thought it was a horrible novel, the only likable character or part was the Thousand Son. I found the story incredibly predictable; skirmish, skip through space, loyalists survive despite the odds... Rinse and repeat.
As I said, the story was predictable and underwhelming, the Word Bearers were the worst bad guys in 40K, they were almost as useless as Storm Troopers in SW's.
The ending was really underwhelming and the chief bad guy did nothing but screw up over and over again.
Then, as you said, it didn't advance the Horus Heresy plot much.
To me, it was definitely the worst HH book so far.
Monster Rain wrote:I'll go to my grave saying that Ben Counter is worse than C.S. Goto.
I've heard a lot of hate for both these writers although from what I've heard of his stories C.S. Goto is much worse, I was impressed with Ben Counters 3rd HH novel, Galaxy In Flames I think it was?
For me, the worst Black Library Novel I've read would have to be Battle for the Abyss. Possibly one of the Space Wolf ones too though.
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- Roboute Guilliman
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- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:13:45
Subject: Re:Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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We need a book section:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/335125.page#2254648
I dream of a Dakka with a subforum titled "Fine Literature" that just discusses Speez Mahrines and Comics!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:13:46
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Eldar Prophecy.... FuTARDED!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:18:39
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Cowboy Wannabe
Sacramento
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Battle for the Abyss and both of the DA HH books were all pretty terrible. Nemsis was not great either, but that is a whole other rant.
Mechanicum was not very good, but it was not the worst.
Double Eagle was pretty exciting I thought, and I even wrote a few pages of rules for air combat inspired by the book.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:18:45
Subject: Re:Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Raging-on-the-Inside Blood Angel Sergeant
Lawrenceville, New Jersey, USA
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I'll second Redemption Corps as being awful but I have to put a series of books and a single book ahead of them both:
1. Sons of Dorn. Simply awful and not even captivating.
2. The entire Last Chancer series.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:21:53
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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Just Dave wrote:Kid_Kyoto wrote:Why the hate for Battle For Abyss? I know it didn't advance the HH plot much (spoiler, Horus turns to chaos!) but it was a fine adventure story.
I thought it was a horrible novel, the only likable character or part was the Thousand Son. I found the story incredibly predictable; skirmish, skip through space, loyalists survive despite the odds... Rinse and repeat.
As I said, the story was predictable and underwhelming, the Word Bearers were the worst bad guys in 40K, they were almost as useless as Storm Troopers in SW's.
The ending was really underwhelming and the chief bad guy did nothing but screw up over and over again.
Then, as you said, it didn't advance the Horus Heresy plot much.
To me, it was definitely the worst HH book so far.
Monster Rain wrote:I'll go to my grave saying that Ben Counter is worse than C.S. Goto.
I've heard a lot of hate for both these writers although from what I've heard of his stories C.S. Goto is much worse, I was impressed with Ben Counters 3rd HH novel, Galaxy In Flames I think it was?
For me, the worst Black Library Novel I've read would have to be Battle for the Abyss. Possibly one of the Space Wolf ones too though.
I must agree. Although I have many HH books to go Battle for the Abyss has been the worst one so far. The Ultramarine Captain is a stereotypical Ultramarine Captain. The Space Wolf Captain is an unbearably stereotypical Space Wolf. Mhotep is a stereotypical 1K but he's lucky that makes him awesome anyway. Skraal however was a pretty cool guy. It's all by the numbers except for the part where Cestus (I think his name was) goes to hell. It's not the worst book evar! or anything just found it to be the weakest so far in the series.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:22:20
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I found Mechanicum to be really good, I'm not sure why people hate it tbh...
The Dark Angel HH novels weren't good, but they're far from worse in the Black Library.
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- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:28:21
Subject: Re:Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Raging-on-the-Inside Blood Angel Sergeant
Lawrenceville, New Jersey, USA
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I really enjoyed Mechanicum actually. It was one of those novels that gave an excellent insight on an otherwise very untouched subject in the Adeptus Mechanicus. While I think there is little help for Battle for the Abyss I think were it was released messed it up even more. If it was the next book to be released following on the heels of First Heretic, it may have kept the timeline a little more contiguos and thus made it a little easier to stomach.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 23:44:34
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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I liked Decent of Angels. The story of the Lions world before and after the Emperor gained control of it was very interesting. They had a lot of history and a particular way of doing things until Mr Emperor popped around. Then all hell breaks loose as they watch their world get eaten and changed, never to be the same again. Its a rather sad story in my opinion and you can see why Luthor go's the way he does. The first book where you really see what happens when the Empire of man takes over a found world.
Worst book for me? No idea. Too many in BL to count. Id go with most of the HH books though as they're just long winded and most of the characters are hard to remember and boring. I gave up on the HH series after this Angels book above.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/23 00:26:59
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Giggling Nurgling
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+1 for Warrior Brood
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/23 00:28:45
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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Sons of Dorn seemed like a total rehash of Bill King's "Space Wolf."
I forgot about the first Nagash novel, I have never been so dissapointed it a book that I really, really wanted to read. Well, strike that, Goodkind really let me down a couple of times, but that's a different genre.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah.  One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/23 03:57:54
Subject: Worst Black Library novel ever?
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Otiose in a Niche
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In defense of the Ian Watson books I really like them. And not just because of the constantly ejaculating bolters.
He was the first to write 40k novels and like Umburto Eco writing about the middle ages, he figures that anyone that distant from us in time is going to be insane by modern standards. So he writes insane characters doing insane things amist an atmosphere of despair and decay.
So yeah, an acquired taste.
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