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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 20:08:41
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Doomthumbs wrote:Actually tentacles and anime porn in general is a product of censorship.
It was made illegal to depict a human penis entering an orifice.
So... Ghost sex and tentacles and such. Because it was a cartoon, its technically legal.
So thanks, censorship. Thanks for that.
Mind blown.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 20:11:34
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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Yeah...I'm just...
yeah.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 20:20:23
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Doomthumbs wrote:VikingScott, congratulations. You are the recipient of my bitter anger and pure, calcified hate.
As a rule, if anyone makes a joke about "being on drugs" as an attempt to discredit me, I assume two things.
1) They have not ever done any drugs for recreation, either due to current personal morals or young age.
2) They will at some time in the future, based on the logic that they see it as humorous now. Same as any such desensitizing activity.
Doomthumbs wrote:Tyrannos? You're so high right now aren't you?
People in Glasshouses...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 20:55:50
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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It only looks like glass. Its industrial polycarbonate, and you're welcome to throw as many rocks as you like.
Ulver, you'd be next up for vilification if I hadn't already done so at the bottom of this page:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/30/340839.page. You said Tyranid was a word that would have Latin roots!
As in, Tyranid was a word created by people who spoke Latin.
Also, Glasshouses is two words. Try me.
Edit: I have a rather auspicious post count right now if you'd like to debate with me about my supposed extracurriculars.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 21:20:21
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Doomthumbs wrote:It only looks like glass. Its industrial polycarbonate, and you're welcome to throw as many rocks as you like.
Ulver, you'd be next up for vilification if I hadn't already done so at the bottom of this page:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/30/340839.page. You said Tyranid was a word that would have Latin roots!
As in, Tyranid was a word created by people who spoke Latin.
Operative word being "roots" - can you tell me where the word 'etymology' comes from?
Doomthumbs wrote:Also, Glasshouses is two words. Try me.
No, 'glass houses' is two words; 'Glasshouses' is one word, due to the lack of a space.
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=glasshouses&aq=&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=12.635315,39.331055&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Glasshouses,+Harrogate,+North+Yorkshire,+United+Kingdom&z=14
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 21:26:36
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Fixture of Dakka
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made it!
and OYG!
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 21:53:47
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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More crazy conversions to follow, thanks for all the feedback and confidence that this thing can stay open.
I've got a tank commander head upside down on a ripper! Because the rebreather reminds me of a certain leaf. Gonna base him on some trees. Objective markers.
As a Tyranid player, I'm more of a fan of Entomology to be honest. But I know neither Tyran (a proper noun created from a total of zero base words) and Tyranid (derived from the planet Tyran, and again a proper noun created in our lifetime) have Latin roots.
Its two made up words, man. Gobblegooklegrampypants is also one. There are no Latin roots anywhere. There are English roots. Because its created in the English language.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 21:55:08
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Doomthumbs wrote:More crazy conversions to follow, thanks for all the feedback and confidence that this thing can stay open.
I've got a tank commander head upside down on a ripper! Because the rebreather reminds me of a certain leaf. Gonna base him on some trees. Objective markers.
As a Tyranid player, I'm more of a fan of Entomology to be honest. But I know neither Tyran (a proper noun created from a total of zero base words) and Tyranid (derived from the planet Tyran, and again a proper noun created in our lifetime) have Latin roots.
Its two made up words, man. Gobblegooklegrampypants is also one. There are no Latin roots anywhere. There are English roots. Because its created in the English language.
These things get weirder and weirder.
I LOVE IT!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 22:08:27
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Doomthumbs wrote:But I know neither Tyran (a proper noun created from a total of zero base words) and Tyranid (derived from the planet Tyran, and again a proper noun created in our lifetime) have Latin roots.
'Know' doesn't come into it, because you don't know what influenced the creator of the word. You don't know there were zero base words, you can merely speculate. Given GW's history of name creation, 'Tyran' is highly likely to have come from tyrant: "in classical politics, a tyrant (Greek τύραννος, tyrannos) is one who illegally seizes and controls a governmental power in a polis." The connotation being that the Tyranids invade and take 'control' of a planet; that they are cruel and ruthless; or, they look like weird dinosaurs.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 22:12:57
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Given tyrant is tie-rant and Tyranid is Tee-ran-id, I think not.
Also you don't know either and I don't like you.
Glad I can amuse you Chowderhead13. Automatically Appended Next Post: Besides, you can't even put proper punctuation in your sig, dude.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 22:37:15
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Wha... what is going on here? It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip.
Remember kids, drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.
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Games Workshop Delenda Est.
Users on ignore- 53.
If you break apart my or anyone else's posts line by line I will not read them. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 22:50:13
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Fresh off the brush! Harpies! Just regular converted harpies, nothing too shocking here. Certainly not genital harpies. Can you imagine that? Every time you're trying to get some, they swoop in and block you. And they might have diseases all their own. They are birds after all. Filthy creatures. Might even have canarial diseases. Like chirpes. Don't laugh! That stuff is untweetable.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/28 02:17:12
Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 22:50:58
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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[MOD]
Solahma
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I am going to leave this open as I think it's a legitimate way to model GGGP. (I doubt we'll get that one into the glossary.) Not to my taste perhaps, but whatev. This thread has a NSFW tag on it, so no cries of foul play if you opened it and are displeased with what you found.
Finally: Please no more "NB4TL" style posts. Also, please refrain from insulting OP's work. If you don't like, there's a lot more Dakka around here for you. Thanks!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/22 23:16:55
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Wow... How very odd unique You may of course, take this to mean that I do not want a cast of these imaginative and well converted creatures. Thank you for your offer. Also, those puns in the last but one post... the stuff of nightmares indeed...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 00:01:56
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
Down Under
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I came for the reproductive 'nids, I'm sorry GGGPs, but I stay for the puns.
Genital Harpies being untweetable, pure gold!
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Glory is fleeting. Obscurity is forever.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 01:22:04
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Courageous Silver Helm
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This reminds me very much of the last scene from Orgazmo.
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I have recently been diagnosed with swelling in the brain, so please excuse spelling mistakes and faulty sentences. I am losing my ability to type and talk effectively, but dammit, that is not going to stop me from trying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 01:34:41
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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I'm gonna post before anything *happens* to this thread.
I'll at least say I'm intrigued by your miniatures. Intrigued, confused and feeling strange in my nethers.
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 03:04:04
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Doomthumbs wrote:Fresh off the brush! Harpies!
Just regular converted harpies, nothing too shocking here.
Certainly not genital harpies.
Can you imagine that? Every time you're trying to get some, they swoop in and block you.
And they might have diseases all their own. They are birds after all. Filthy creatures.
Might even have canarial diseases.
Like chirpes.
Don't laugh! That stuff us untweetable.
I don't really see anything naughty (unless it's not supposed to be) about that harpy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 03:19:39
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Stormin' Stompa
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Sorry to trail off here, but people I know who smoke pot use ' you must be high' as an atempt to discredit ALL the time. Your big arguement makes no sense to me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 04:04:24
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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I'm 10, what is this
I lol'd, thanks
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malfred wrote:Buy what you like.
Paint what you love. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 04:09:35
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 04:51:27
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Calculating Commissar
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Manchu wrote:I am going to leave this open as I think it's a legitimate way to model GGGP. (I doubt we'll get that one into the glossary.) Not to my taste perhaps, but whatev. This thread has a NSFW tag on it, so no cries of foul play if you opened it and are displeased with what you found.
Finally: Please no more "NB4TL" style posts. Also, please refrain from insulting OP's work. If you don't like, there's a lot more Dakka around here for you. Thanks!
My Face When thread is not locked.
This is a most... interesting nid blog. And I learned something about Japanese porn. GO ME!
Keep going, I want to see how far you go. Because your gunna go far kid.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 04:52:07
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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This thread is genius and I love the OP.
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Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 05:45:28
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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I can honestly say i ahve not been this amused in a LONG time, keep up the great work Doomthumbs. Also i enver would ahve guessed that bit o history with the tentacle porn.......
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WAAAHG!!! until further notice
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 09:58:05
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
Randomly teleporting around Melbourne.
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Congratulations sir you have won the internets.
 to the Termegoaste
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REPENT
3835pts
Ixxley wrote:
@Leigen_Zero - I've never heard of us using Dettol for cane toads, I've always used a golf club. much more fun
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 15:58:30
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Assault Kommando
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Hey doom, I have your Tervigo-atse.... For its safe return I require..... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!
Muhahahahaha!
No seriously, Scott put it in the backroom at GW so you can pick it up if I can't make the Tourney.
Cheers!
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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 16:00:42
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Connor McKane wrote:Hey doom, I have your Tervigo-atse.... For its safe return I require..... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!
Muhahahahaha!
No seriously, Scott put it in the backroom at GW so you can pick it up if I can't make the Tourney.
Cheers!
You've seen it in person??
Are you... GOD???
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 16:01:10
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Assault Kommando
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Lord Scythican wrote:Figured I would get some more Tyranid Action in this thread before the lock.
Here is my Tyrannofex and Tervigon (I am sure you all can make the connections):

Vaag-cannon? What's the "Penetration" on that thing?
Love it. Automatically Appended Next Post: chowderhead13 wrote:Connor McKane wrote:Hey doom, I have your Tervigo-atse.... For its safe return I require..... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!
Muhahahahaha!
No seriously, Scott put it in the backroom at GW so you can pick it up if I can't make the Tourney.
Cheers!
You've seen it in person??
Are you... GOD???
Nope. But I do still believe that Doomthumbs (when rolling for "Gantbirth") should put the dice into the rear of that monstrosity and then use it like a yatzee cup. That would be full of win.
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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 16:16:04
Subject: How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Internet has been very sporadic for me, and at the worst time. This thing got pretty interesting pretty quick, and I would have loved to be here for it. Pic uploads might not happen, for instance. Im pretty sure I attached two harpies to make the plural joke work. Nobody ever got just one Herpe.
But yeah wow. Good to still be here. I've painted 40 genestealers in the interim, and am waiting on an ebay order of Trygon toxin sacs (useless for anything both in game and modeling except...) so that I can start mounting "Triple Ball Trailer Hitches" on these guys. Rumors of rippers that are being modified in a very special way not appropriate for my "Comedy Rippers" thread.
Spoiler: In the show Metalocalypse, the conversions secret ingredient is Murderfaces reaction to Tokey's codpiece.
First up, an apology to Vikingscott. You didn't go overboard, hell, I'm not sure thats even possible here. I vented my rage at the Suddenlink Internet lying scumbag on you, and I'm sorry.
Sythican: Third picture down, sir. That does not look like a right leg. Nope, not at all. Almost lost my coffee on that.
Happygrunt: You made my girlfriend laugh pretty damn hard. Me too. Made our morning actually.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/24 01:03:48
Subject: Re:How to Model and Paint Gobblegooklegrampypants (Potentially NSFW?)
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Don't forget the uh "sacks" in the first picture...
Bwah Ha ha!
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