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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Table Of Contents - It was becoming necessary, and maybe someone got turned away from cool images by the more offensive earlier works.

Page 1 -Fair warning, this page has the worst of it, as far as Tyranid Wang in your face.
Page 2 - Medical ripper, Harpy number one, and Guest Tervigon pics. Also the first Mod Warning (but not for me!).
Page 3 - Harpy number two, Genestealer Crabs, Dildo Ripper, Puppet Fex, Soiled guardsman, Blood shading, Tyrant Guard, Tyranid middle finger.
Page 4 - Tyranid Jesus.
Page 5 - Ripper repeat, Starcraft Trygon, Deathleaper, Hentaithrope, Ripper/grot fight, Hormogaunt orgy.
Page 6 - Wasps on Leashes (Deep breaths, calm down), Childish whining, Flyrant with ripper bloodbath.
Page 7 - Marine hellpit, More whining with folks having my back, Hula ripper, Boba Fett w/sex noises, Genestealer Hamlet, Goatsegon front, Shirts.
Page 8 - Another Guest Tervigon, Sporepod/digestion pit/awesomesauce, Another Mod Warning (Still not for me!), Penis with chaos helmet balls, Rock Band.
Page 9- Hatespeech, Comparison of the page one cock to the statue of Davids, and Gangster Hive Guard.
Page 10- Demons, Nazgul Boner, Piggies, Painting, Zoidberg Ripper, Wang Terrain, Dominatrix, Some kind of long hate essay.
Page 11 - Michael Jackson eating popcorn makes me laugh, Manchu lays the smack down in friendly orange, Green Goblin ripper.
Page 12 - Leonardo da Vinci's Last Supper (With Rippers!), Pac man ripper, Iwa Jima, Rapture lols.
Page 13 - Air Jordan Ripper, Chaos Ahead cone, DKoK Ripper, Ripper S. Thompson.
Page 14 - How to build a Ravener for $1.67 from trash bits, Ripper Terminator, Rip James, Swarmlord Prime, Acid Pee, Slapahotep, Broodlord WIP.
Page 15 - Space Marine Teabagged with his own balls, Two Genestealers one Eldar, Army shot, Indepedence Day alien, 30 second terrain, acid pee update.
Page 16 - OMG WTF TERVIGON, my 15 foot tv, Jetpack Chaos Harpy (number 3), Stego-sore-ass.
Page 17 - Old Carnifex, Blueberries, Playing with Fire, Biovore Gaunt based with my pubic hair, Orknids.
Page 18 - Bunch of talking, no real pics (Sorry).
Page 19 - Apology for pg 18, Guardsmen in cages, Ball Gag Genestealer, Resin sculpts with LEDs in them.
Page 20 - Boxes of loot, Mini Batrep.
Page 21 - Boombox Fex with a detailed WIP of the electronics involved to make it very very loud.
Page 22 - More Boombox, Non neutonian fluid idea, JBL's warlock sealed speakers.
Page 23 - Pimp Marine, Sang-Weiner/ Metal casting.
Page 24 - Genestealer Abbadon, Good angel/Bad angel.
Page 25 - Emostealer, Genestealer gaking money.
Page 26 - Genestealer Hitler, Genestealer Rabbi, Genestealer OBGYN.
Page 27 - Genestealer Succubus, Genestealer Leprechaun, GS Press mold, Genestealer Trollface, Linday posts best Tervigon ever.

Maybe don't look at these while at work.
I dunno, you decide. Maybe. Check with mom.
I've been collecting Nids since 2003.
At the time, the Tyranid codex was young, the people feared living ammunition, and things were generally cool.
The models were crazy and horrible looking.
Have you looked at a termagant from that era?
Seriously its gross.
Old chicken necked Tyranid warriors with bumblebee stingers?
That happened. GW made that model.
The original Hive Tyrant crotch is a face with a wagging tongue.
I really like the new models, but where are the other half? Right here.
Every Single Tyranid that is unavailable in a Multipart plastic kit, I'm going to custom convert. And I'm gonna dirty up the rest.
Its gonna be what I like to consider a throwback to 3rd Edition.
They're ugly.
Fowl, nasty nightmare creatures, not designed to be pretty.

Ok I think thats far enough down the page.
Keep an open mind.
And anal Tervigon opening! Yeah! Picture this guy backing up the field, just shaking his abdomen, flaps catching wind.
And making the motorboat noise. BBbbubublbubulblubulbubluluulbuuullubulblub! Gants everywhere! I hope you choke on them!

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Oh Hai! We are the Gants what lives in ur buttz.

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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
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London

Argh, Tyranid goatse!
   
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Sheffield, England

How old are you?

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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

25, but I'm a child at heart.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Sheffield, England

So I see.

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Ex nihilo

Argh! Lara Croft sucking a popsicle on the couch!

DAMN YOU INTERNET!

You have sullied my delicate sensibilities for the last time!

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy






You know i cant say i really recall the ol tyrant with a crotch face. If you have a picture id love to see it. I do remember the old gaunts and how most of the old nid models were hideous but thats about it. Also i laugh every time I see your avatar pic.
   
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USA, Indiana

hmmm.. staying tuned

Dont worry, Be happy
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What is this... I don't even...

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

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Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
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Cwmbran, wales

What the hell? I thought I'd seen it all. . .
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Again, these are all GW Bits and would be perfectly legal in any tournament.
Recognize this Stranglethorn Cannon arm? When this guy is based, the base will be more built up in the front and around the sides of the lower appendage, so that it is dragging a furrow.

Also, theres a shot of what I'm talking about on the Old Tyrant.
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The Gobblegooklegrampypant Prime that keeps the Tervigon fertilized.

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First Edition Hive Tyrant, unmodified


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Servoarm Flailing Magos





. . .


. . .

Dude.... Drugs are bad...

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

... Words cannot express the sheer amount of threadlock that is in store...

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Just remember to post this:

In b4 the lock.

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Is THAT why you've included 6 Ellipses in your last 2 posts?

A bit closely "Spaced Out" for a wordcount of ten?

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

I hope you don't mind, but those images are now saved into my /b/ folder. FOREVER.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Scotland

I love that the tervigon has a 'fun button', you now need a tyranid with a massive tongue...

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New Jersey, State of Perfection

In before lock, OMG LOL. Tyranid goatsee? Priceless

This ain't no pansy GW Armor, son - Digital Sculpting Plog, Now with Heavy Weapon Platforms!
Sympathy for the Devil, or: The Project Log from Hell

Ma55ter_fett wrote:It reads like the ramblings of a Nigerian lobotomized Shakespeare typed into a cellphone with a very aggressive autocomplete function.
 
   
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Ex nihilo

I don't mind at all.

BTW, Gobblegooklegrampypants are very similar (but legally distinct from) Tyranids, if that wasn't readily apparent?

Why Gobblegooklegrampypants? Manchu Suggested it, I'm trying to make it stick.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/60/340839.page

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Da Head Honcho Boss Grot




New Jersey, State of Perfection

I think we have a new dakka meme.

This ain't no pansy GW Armor, son - Digital Sculpting Plog, Now with Heavy Weapon Platforms!
Sympathy for the Devil, or: The Project Log from Hell

Ma55ter_fett wrote:It reads like the ramblings of a Nigerian lobotomized Shakespeare typed into a cellphone with a very aggressive autocomplete function.
 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

chaos0xomega wrote:I think we have a new dakka meme.

Yeah, it went into the Dakka Meme article, so it's official.

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Doomthumbs wrote:25, but I'm a child at heart.



How were you doing anything when I was "a twinkle in my father's eye" when I'm older than you?!
   
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England

Argh my brain!... and I though Japanese amine was bad for you (have you seen the plot anywhere? Please? There will be a reward if you can find it...)

for you.
   
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uk

I would love to be sanctimonious about your defilement of "classic" nid models, but it's simply hilarious! I'm tuned in until this goes off the air....

Masochist: Hit me!
Sadist: No.

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Thats... unique.

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5000+pts- Strip and paint project.
~2000pts- 90% painted

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Wait till you see tentacles or something. Then you know something real odd is going down.

You'd be able to guess where all the new 'nids would be coming from. Giggety.

Less of biomass harvest and more of biomass planting.

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo


As a rule, if anyone makes a joke about "being on drugs" as an attempt to discredit me, I assume two things.
1) They have not ever done any drugs for recreation, either due to current personal morals or young age.
2) They will at some time in the future, based on the logic that they see it as humorous now. Same as any such desensitizing activity.

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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

VikingScott wrote:Wait till you see tentacles or something. Then you know something real odd is going down.

You'd be able to guess where all the new 'nids would be coming from. Giggety.

Less of biomass harvest and more of biomass planting.

This thread has broken 34 in half.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Doomthumbs wrote:Also, in an effort to promote only positive responses to my posts (HA!), I am now going to make a public example of someone who has offended me.

VikingScott, congratulations. You are the recipient of my bitter anger and pure, calcified hate.
As a rule, if anyone makes a joke about "being on drugs" as an attempt to discredit me, I assume two things.
1) They have not ever done any drugs for recreation, either due to current personal morals or young age.
2) They will at some time in the future, based on the logic that they see it as humorous now. Same as any such desensitizing activity.

So now I shall infer something about you sir!
"If you can name it, I've probably played it."
Pocket pool. The shameful single player edition.


I'm also not trying to insult. The first two posts were my initial reactions. And my sig is about wargames. I've tried most. This is an interesting direction to take nids. I will stop posting here now as I have gone too far.

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Actually tentacles and anime porn in general is a product of censorship.

It was made illegal to depict a human penis entering an orifice.
So... Ghost sex and tentacles and such. Because it was a cartoon, its technically legal.

So thanks, censorship. Thanks for that.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
 
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