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I's probly be a ad mech with a explorer fleet trying to find lost tech or a planet to turn into a forge world.

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

TrollPie wrote:On second thoughts, I'd be a sceaming conscript running at a bloodthirster with nothing more than some tissue paper and a bayonet.

The blood thirster would surely fall to your might.

Then the smurfs would arrive and take all the credit

TrollPie wrote:

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

TrollPie wrote:On second thoughts, I'd be a sceaming conscript running at a bloodthirster with nothing more than some tissue paper and a bayonet.

The blood thirster would surely fall to your might.

Then the smurfs would arrive and take all the credit

I hate them the most. -_- Always hogging the spotlight.


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Malivon wrote:I's probly be a ad mech with a explorer fleet trying to find lost tech or a planet to turn into a forge world.

Magos Biologos.

I would be Grey Knight.

I would likely end up as some cultist or sorcerer to Tzeentch. Constantly plotting and vying for power. Endlessly thinking of plans and such. Rather see myself as one of those commanders who observe and command the battle from above and afar, reserving my might for the direst of times.

Brother Coa wrote:I would be Grey Knight.

As the new Mek Warboss (read my previous posts in this thread) I'd hunt down the Grey Knights because I hate them so very much. Seriously, as much as people may say that they are Well Intended Extremists I think they're jerks. I'd also hunt Tyranids. Squigs are basically a small form of tyranid, so I'm guessing the big ones are as edible for the Orks as the little ones. Also their claws woud make great choppas. And their skulls would look great on my Trukks. Oh, and definitively Necrons. I want to test just how "unlootable" they are.

I'd be a ork warboss and start the largest waaaagh ever making my goal to be wipng out all space marines chapters and smashing and destroying all power armor and land raiders to rid the galaxy of that menace once and for all. then I'd probably go after the tau for a nice vacation and an easy kill, unite all the orks across the galaxy wipe out humanity and all other species except the tyranids and have a never ending happy fun time smashing bugs and chasing them to their galaxy hoping to find new things there to krump

Belexar wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:I would be Grey Knight.

As the new Mek Warboss (read my previous posts in this thread) I'd hunt down the Grey Knights because I hate them so very much. Seriously, as much as people may say that they are Well Intended Extremists I think they're jerks. I'd also hunt Tyranids. Squigs are basically a small form of tyranid, so I'm guessing the big ones are as edible for the Orks as the little ones. Also their claws woud make great choppas. And their skulls would look great on my Trukks. Oh, and definitively Necrons. I want to test just how "unlootable" they are.

So your cat is actually firing at Grey Knight holly armor

I would be no ordinary Grey Knight, I would never slay Sisters or brainwash Guardsman or Marines. But if I must, I would exterminate entire planet population to stop the spread of Chaos plague. Better for citizens of the Imperium to die by our hands than to be tortured by Chaos and die in agony of rotting corpses and mutated bodies. In the end - survival of whole race is all that matters, it is always better solution for hundreds to die so that millions would live.

What if someone ordered you? You would have to follow orders. That's what I don't like about Marines. If an ork doesn't like what the Warboss says, the whole matter can be settled with a quick deathmatch. Also, orks are divided in several clans. If you want, you can just leave one clan and join another one. If you do it right neither clans woud even notice. Hell, if you're big enough you can even start your own little army, if you have some boyz who think like you and a mek to build you guns.

Brother Coa wrote:

Belexar wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:I would be Grey Knight.

As the new Mek Warboss (read my previous posts in this thread) I'd hunt down the Grey Knights because I hate them so very much. Seriously, as much as people may say that they are Well Intended Extremists I think they're jerks. I'd also hunt Tyranids. Squigs are basically a small form of tyranid, so I'm guessing the big ones are as edible for the Orks as the little ones. Also their claws woud make great choppas. And their skulls would look great on my Trukks. Oh, and definitively Necrons. I want to test just how "unlootable" they are.

So your cat is actually firing at Grey Knight holly armor

I would be no ordinary Grey Knight, I would never slay Sisters or brainwash Guardsman or Marines. But if I must, I would exterminate entire planet population to stop the spread of Chaos plague. Better for citizens of the Imperium to die by our hands than to be tortured by Chaos and die in agony of rotting corpses and mutated bodies. In the end - survival of whole race is all that matters, it is always better solution for hundreds to die so that millions would live.

But It's fine for a few sisters to survive in place of potentially hundreds of billions? That really makes no sense.

iproxtaco wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:

Belexar wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:I would be Grey Knight.

As the new Mek Warboss (read my previous posts in this thread) I'd hunt down the Grey Knights because I hate them so very much. Seriously, as much as people may say that they are Well Intended Extremists I think they're jerks. I'd also hunt Tyranids. Squigs are basically a small form of tyranid, so I'm guessing the big ones are as edible for the Orks as the little ones. Also their claws woud make great choppas. And their skulls would look great on my Trukks. Oh, and definitively Necrons. I want to test just how "unlootable" they are.

So your cat is actually firing at Grey Knight holly armor

I would be no ordinary Grey Knight, I would never slay Sisters or brainwash Guardsman or Marines. But if I must, I would exterminate entire planet population to stop the spread of Chaos plague. Better for citizens of the Imperium to die by our hands than to be tortured by Chaos and die in agony of rotting corpses and mutated bodies. In the end - survival of whole race is all that matters, it is always better solution for hundreds to die so that millions would live.

But It's fine for a few sisters to survive in place of potentially hundreds of billions? That really makes no sense.

Oh God, it's the Ward effect....

One of two things, A guardsman, or one of my own marines (if i could survive the surgeries and such...), The Sons of Ragnarok.

Guard: I would volunteer for the guard, better then being cramped is some dank hive, plus, who knows might survive. I also have good oratory skills, and personally don't like following others, so maybe i could lead. Im not a bad shot, im small, thin, and fairly quick and agile, so could sneak around fairly easily!

Marines: Hey their world is clouded most of the time, lots of rain and snow. And i'm as pale as they come, lol.

I would go for a Commissar.
I like to be a little freelance and outside hierarchy ; I have some oratory skills and I despise those who can not make effective decisions. I often play the role of the grey eminence.

Grenat wrote:I would go for a Commissar.
I like to be a little freelance and outside hierarchy ; I have some oratory skills and I despise those who can not make effective decisions. I often play the role of the grey eminence.

Space Marine - I would be an expert in flight and jungle combat.

Kasrkin - It is the closest thing to what I did in the military.

TrollPie wrote:

iproxtaco wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:

Belexar wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:I would be Grey Knight.

As the new Mek Warboss (read my previous posts in this thread) I'd hunt down the Grey Knights because I hate them so very much. Seriously, as much as people may say that they are Well Intended Extremists I think they're jerks. I'd also hunt Tyranids. Squigs are basically a small form of tyranid, so I'm guessing the big ones are as edible for the Orks as the little ones. Also their claws woud make great choppas. And their skulls would look great on my Trukks. Oh, and definitively Necrons. I want to test just how "unlootable" they are.

So your cat is actually firing at Grey Knight holly armor

I would be no ordinary Grey Knight, I would never slay Sisters or brainwash Guardsman or Marines. But if I must, I would exterminate entire planet population to stop the spread of Chaos plague. Better for citizens of the Imperium to die by our hands than to be tortured by Chaos and die in agony of rotting corpses and mutated bodies. In the end - survival of whole race is all that matters, it is always better solution for hundreds to die so that millions would live.

But It's fine for a few sisters to survive in place of potentially hundreds of billions? That really makes no sense.

Oh God, it's the Ward effect....

Explain.

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

Grenat wrote:I would go for a Commissar.
I like to be a little freelance and outside hierarchy ; I have some oratory skills and I despise those who can not make effective decisions. I often play the role of the grey eminence.

Space Marine - I would be an expert in flight and jungle combat.

Kasrkin - It is the closest thing to what I did in the military.

I dont know that I could answer to a commisar.

I would be a Kasrkin Storm Trooper with a meltagun

mebobsayhi9 wrote:I would be a Kasrkin Storm Trooper with a meltagun

You have the melta, and ill be the marksman with the lasgun!

Knight Titan pilot.

Based off of personality I'm argumentative, stubborn, am a thrill seeker and am covered with tattoos so chances are if I where a character in 40k I'd most likely be an Ork of some kind maybe a biker or trukker. And I would most deffinitly have an axe

Warboss Imbad Ironskull wrote:Based off of personality I'm argumentative, stubborn, am a thrill seeker and am covered with tattoos so chances are if I where a character in 40k I'd most likely be an Ork of some kind maybe a biker or trukker. And I would most deffinitly have an axe

Kommando?

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:And they must fit!!!

Fit what?

I mean, the obvious choice many people would have for me is Battle Sister, and that could, possibly, fit if I was raised differently... and I would have been if I was part of the schola progenium. Which again is possible as my father is a Korean veteran... and yet, without my adoptive parents' influence, what kind of person would I be? Etc etc etc.

Melissia wrote:

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:And they must fit!!!

Fit what?

I mean, the obvious choice many people would have for me is Battle Sister, and that could, possibly, fit if I was raised differently... and I would have been if I was part of the schola progenium. Which again is possible as my father is a Korean veteran... and yet, without my adoptive parents' influence, what kind of person would I be? Etc etc etc.

Not be something like, "Yeah I would be a dragon with two bolters and a lightsaber that got transported into the 40k universe."

Belexar wrote:What if someone ordered you?

Well that depends...if there are no witnesses - I would simply let them go. If there are...
Let's just said that that wouldn't finish good for me

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:Not be something like, "Yeah I would be a dragon with two bolters and a lightsaber that got transported into the 40k universe."

That's fething awesome. I'm changing mine to this.

Omegus wrote:

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:Not be something like, "Yeah I would be a dragon with two bolters and a lightsaber that got transported into the 40k universe."

That's fething awesome. I'm changing mine to this.

*calls the inquisitors to stop this from happening* =P

Marneus Calgar. Because I'm that awesome.

coolyo294 wrote:Marneus Calgar. Because I'm that awesome.

Old and snobby?

I'm calling the Inquisition on that one as well. Two things that are off limits; non-fluff related imaginary units, and Marenus Calgar.