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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

lord commissar klimino wrote:
Ultrafool wrote:Swim?


wins thread.


Really?....



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FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
Ultrafool wrote:Swim?


wins thread.


Really?....



(Tuff guy voice) Don't look so bad.

"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose


 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

Ultrafool wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
Ultrafool wrote:Swim?


wins thread.


Really?....



(Tuff guy voice) Don't look so bad.


Iz a kitty.

   
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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

yup,still wins thread

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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lord commissar klimino wrote:yup,still wins thread
No. My post about drowning wins the thread.

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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

coolyo294 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:yup,still wins thread
No. My post about drowning wins the thread.


nah,you didnt fight a shark like he did,you just died.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Realm of Hobby

Lose epic poundage treading water... til a shark got me

MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)

Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is
But we're not that bad... are we?
 
   
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Way on back in the deep caves

Look for things that float.

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

snurl wrote:Look for things that float.



Here ya go....



"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Newport, S Wales

If we don't die horribly from the initial flooding

Or from the dehydration as there will be no fresh water left to drink,, and starvation, as farming (even on aircraft carrier surface area scale would be completely useless due to the massive salt depositing that would occur (rain becomes all saline, deposits salt onto the soil, soil becomes barren)

Then the insane weather that results from the rapid climate change would probably get us.

As for me, I'd get a submarine, and learn to speak whale!

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And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!


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daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
 
   
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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Why would the rain be saline?

I thought that the salt gets left behind by the evaporation process.

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
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FITZZ wrote:
snurl wrote:Look for things that float.



Here ya go....



Sorry LCK, but this is the obvious winner of this thread...

So far anyway...
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






WATERWORLD!

Oh yeah!
   
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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

WARORK93 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
snurl wrote:Look for things that float.



Here ya go....



Sorry LCK, but this is the obvious winner of this thread...

So far anyway...


ok,yes,thats awesome

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Hutto, TX

Flashman wrote:Find the girl with a tatoo on her back and avoid oil tankers.


make sure you make love to a fish, so that you can have children with gills. thats important.

(oh yea, I actually liked that movie.... alot...)




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Marry a Mermaid.
   
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Dreadwinter wrote:Marry a Mermaid.
And get eaten? That doesn't seem like a very good tradeoff.

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Savage Minotaur




Chicago

Probably drown.
   
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Australia

i sell scuba gear for a living, so I'd make a giant raft of wetsuits and live on that...until the megasharks got me!

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Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

WATERWORLD!!!!!!!!!!




...




That movie sucked.

I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:

Test Your IQ 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

Get on my boat and leave?

I'm sorry, but I'm the only one ready for a waterpocalypse here.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Chowderhead wrote:Get on my boat and leave?

I'm sorry, but I'm the only one ready for a waterpocalypse here.


im far enough away to were if the caps melted id be ok.so ha.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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wocka flocka rocka shocka

1. Grow fish tail.
2. Breathe under water.
3. Speak with the sea life.
4. Form underwater colony.

And that's the 4 step program to surviving the situation.

captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).



wait, what? Σ(・□・;) 
   
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine





In The depths of a Tomb World, placing demo charges.

Chowderhead wrote:Get on my boat and leave?

I'm sorry, but I'm the only one ready for a waterpocalypse here.


Wait, your boat can leave the flooded world? Talk about crazy prepared.

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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.




I would listen to this song.

EDIT: Loud!

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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
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wocka flocka rocka shocka

I would become a merfolk, and be all living in the water and s***.

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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).



wait, what? Σ(・□・;) 
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

remilia_scarlet wrote:I would become a merfolk, and be all living in the water and s***.


until i harpooned you thinking you were a big fish

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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remilia_scarlet wrote:I would become a merfolk, and be all living in the water and s***.


Put in a good word with the mermaid ladies. Tell them when the time comes, I am going to be looking for a wife.
   
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wocka flocka rocka shocka

lord commissar klimino wrote:until i harpooned you thinking you were a big fish


That's why I would stay far from the surface.

captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).



wait, what? Σ(・□・;) 
   
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Four words:



TYPHOON CLASS NUCLEAR SUBMARINE.

Its the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT of the seas....
   
 
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