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2011/08/09 05:41:01
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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Dreadwinter wrote:Put in a good word with the mermaid ladies. Tell them when the time comes, I am going to be looking for a wife.
You bet I would, thousands of mermaids, ounumbering mermen 10 to 1.
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/08/09 05:41:12
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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remilia_scarlet wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:until i harpooned you thinking you were a big fish 
That's why I would stay far from the surface.
thats why i "borrowed" a nuclear submarine 
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/09 05:42:39
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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lord commissar klimino wrote:remilia_scarlet wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:until i harpooned you thinking you were a big fish
That's why I would stay far from the surface.
thats why i "borrowed" a nuclear submarine
Ninja'd...
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2011/08/09 05:44:33
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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WARORK93 wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:remilia_scarlet wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:until i harpooned you thinking you were a big fish
That's why I would stay far from the surface.
thats why i "borrowed" a nuclear submarine
Ninja'd...
great minds think alike
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/09 05:45:51
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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But, why attack mermaids?
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/08/09 05:46:59
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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remilia_scarlet wrote:But, why attack mermaids?
i need-uhh,so i can-err...ummm...cause they mock me?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/09 05:47:29
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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remilia_scarlet wrote:But, why attack mermaids?
They always get clogged in the vent ports, its better to blow them up before they get stuck in there than to have to surface and have someone scrape them out...
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2011/08/09 05:52:55
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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WARORK93 wrote:remilia_scarlet wrote:But, why attack mermaids?
They always get clogged in the vent ports, its better to blow them up before they get stuck in there than to have to surface and have someone scrape them out...
>implying merfolk aren't smart enough to move out of the way if not completely avoid humans.
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/08/09 06:09:08
Subject: Re:What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Wait...what was wrong with mermaids again??
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2011/08/09 06:10:17
Subject: Re:What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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FITZZ wrote: Wait...what was wrong with mermaids again??
why are there scales growing over her.....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/09 06:19:37
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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It's fashion, I would just wear seashells myself.
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/08/09 06:23:17
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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remilia_scarlet wrote:It's fashion, I would just wear seashells myself.
 im sure that looks sexier than seeming like you ripped out your own scales. 
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/09 06:29:17
Subject: Re:What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Honestly? I'd freak out. Being underwater in the ocean is freaky to me in general. The whole world flooding would be too much.
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2011/08/09 06:37:30
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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lord commissar klimino wrote:remilia_scarlet wrote:It's fashion, I would just wear seashells myself.
im sure that looks sexier than seeming like you ripped out your own scales.
Merfolk are simple dressers. I would wear scale armor though, to help fight crustaceon people. Automatically Appended Next Post: djphranq wrote:Honestly? I'd freak out. Being underwater in the ocean is freaky to me in general. The whole world flooding would be too much.
You'd get used to it after a while.
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/08/09 07:01:32
Subject: Re:What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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djphranq wrote:Honestly? I'd freak out. Being underwater in the ocean is freaky to me in general. The whole world flooding would be too much.
I really wouldn't mind, I worked offshore for quite sometime and enjoyed it a lot...I loved being out on the water.
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Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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2011/08/09 07:07:18
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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My answer is that I will drown. Its obvious. Or I will starve out, as plants cannot really grow and Im a vegetarian. Yay.
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2011/08/09 07:32:11
Subject: Re:What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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May I throw a small spanner in the works? if the world floods then i'm guessing that a lot of chemicals and other toxic matter would get mixed into the water thus creating a weird cocktail that could well create this....... SHARKTOPUS!
OMG!
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2011/08/09 07:38:13
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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thenoobbomb wrote:My answer is that I will drown. Its obvious. Or I will starve out, as plants cannot really grow and Im a vegetarian. Yay.
Well...you could always eat kelp.
Though I couldn't see choosing to starve with a world filled with fish,shrimp and crab...
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/08/09 07:38:59
Subject: Re:What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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nerdfest09 wrote:May I throw a small spanner in the works? if the world floods then i'm guessing that a lot of chemicals and other toxic matter would get mixed into the water thus creating a weird cocktail that could well create this....... SHARKTOPUS!
OMG!
And probably kill it straightaways too. What could live in that gak?
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2011/08/09 07:44:54
Subject: Re:What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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snurl wrote:nerdfest09 wrote:May I throw a small spanner in the works? if the world floods then i'm guessing that a lot of chemicals and other toxic matter would get mixed into the water thus creating a weird cocktail that could well create this....... SHARKTOPUS!
OMG!
And probably kill it straightaways too. What could live in that gak?
Iggy could...
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/08/09 08:24:02
Subject: Re:What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Krazed Killa Kan
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FITZZ wrote: Wait...what was wrong with mermaids again??
That's all well and good FITZZ, but what are you gonna do, tickle her?
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And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2011/08/09 08:28:58
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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That's one way of catching a fish!
Given my luck with the ladies I'd land one looking like a monkfish
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2011/08/09 08:45:54
Subject: Re:What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Leigen_Zero wrote:FITZZ wrote: Wait...what was wrong with mermaids again??
That's all well and good FITZZ, but what are you gonna do, tickle her?
he has a point there FITZZ. not much you can do with a mermaid,or a merman if your like that.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/09 08:54:45
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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It's not what you can do with mermaids...
it's what mermaids can do with you!
hubba hubba bubble bubble 
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2011/08/09 09:00:10
Subject: Re:What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Leigen_Zero wrote:FITZZ wrote: Wait...what was wrong with mermaids again??
That's all well and good FITZZ, but what are you gonna do, tickle her?
he has a point there FITZZ. not much you can do with a mermaid,or a merman if your like that.
.... Well..( how to say this and not get banned)..  ...um..there are other ways to " engage" in " relationships" that don't involve actual intercourse....
(Weirdest thing I've ever typed in the context..) Automatically Appended Next Post: Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:It's not what you can do with mermaids...
it's what mermaids can do with you!
hubba hubba bubble bubble
I should have just waited on Chibi...he summed it up much better than I did.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/08/09 13:18:32
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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1. Wake up, look outside and see its raining, HEAVILY
2. Go back to sleep
3. Drown whilst asleep.
Don't care if the whole world drowns, nuthin stops me get my 8 hours.
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2011/08/09 13:23:12
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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HellsGuardian316 wrote:1. Wake up, look outside and see its raining, HEAVILY
2. Go back to sleep
3. Drown whilst asleep.
Don't care if the whole world drowns, nuthin stops me get my 8 hours.
*Dreams of bed wetting and drowning in own urine*
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2011/08/09 17:55:39
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Start piling rocks... and a lot of m, I'll make me a damn island!
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2011/08/09 17:57:04
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Soladrin wrote:Start piling rocks... and a lot of m, I'll make me a damn island!
I already live on a damn Island...only 20 miles away from the Warstore.
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2011/08/09 17:57:57
Subject: What would you do, if the world was flooded?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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If all the ice melted? Big deal. Plus we'd now have Antarctica to play with. I call dibs!
http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/environment/waterworld.html
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