Switch Theme:

Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.  [RSS] Share on facebook Share on Twitter Submit to Reddit
»
Author Message
Advert


Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
  • No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
  • Times and dates in your local timezone.
  • Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
  • Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
  • Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now.




Made in us
Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

I am the president of the "Paint-straight-out-of the-pot" club. I buy my paint and brushes from Wal-Mart, and my primer. (The black primer that's $1 a can). I prime, base coat, slather on the wash (Yes, I actually spring for the citadel washes, they're awesome!) and then eventually do some drybrushing of highlights, and maybe, just maybe if I really feel like it, I will shoot a coat of clear varnish. If that is cheating, so be it. I've got a couple hundred guys to paint and games to play, I don't have time for any shenanigans.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Gulf Breeze Florida

I wish I was skilled enough to dip. If it's more complex than "Put paint on brush. Put brush on model. repeat", that I don't have the skills. XD


 
   
Made in gb
Ichor-Dripping Talos Monstrosity






Dipping hardly requires much skill.

Can you paint? y/n?

Y - Paint the base clothing, weapon, skin.
next - dip it in an ink / varnish whatever it is - this is to bring out the detail / shade it etc I believe that's all there is to it..
Next - brybrush / highlight if you can be bothered.

N - well, you're only gonna have an undercoated army done with a spray can or unpainted plastic anyway.

   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Gulf Breeze Florida

That's what dipping is?

I did that with wood stain to make my Necrons look Rusted back in 4th.

One of the Citidel painting books I borrowed made it sound alot harder than that.


 
   
Made in gb
Tough Tyrant Guard






uk

You know, I read the title and thought- ok where's this going?Then I saw those boggle eyes on the avatar and smiled before I even saw the rest. I was not disappointed. Thank you again for an entertaining read!

Masochist: Hit me!
Sadist: No.

Hive Fleet Kronos 3500pts
Craftworld {Insert eldar name} 3000 pts
1000pts and growing fast
P+M blog http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/338826.page

 
   
Made in us
Gangly Grot Rebel





I live to serve. Glad you enjoyed. Check out my sig. There's 36 pages of this kind of material.

They're in there with their bear.
Proper grammar. Learn it, live it, love it.
 
   
Made in us
Old Sourpuss






Lakewood, Ohio

Texas Instrument wrote:I live to serve. Glad you enjoyed. Check out my sig. There's 36 pages of this kind of material.


You don't have a link in your sig...

DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+

Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Good job Doomthumbs

Quick painted Nids full of Vitamin C goodness.
I am going to check in the "Which Snacks Do You Prefer While Gaming?" thread to see if you have answered, "Wholemeal Bitesize Nids".


 
   
Made in gb
Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine






Awesome. Might I suggest for future blood drawing either a cannula and vacutainer or perhaps a lancet used for diabetic fingerprick testing? (not as painful as it sounds as you do it on the side of the finger - not the pad!)

In addition I find the addition of a little 0.5 Molar ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid (EDTA) helps keep the blood bloodier for longer. It would probably still attract flies though.
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Don't leave juicy fruit models in direct light too long btw
The colours are not likely to be very permanent.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/09/04 00:24:13


 
   
Made in us
Gangly Grot Rebel





Alfndrate wrote:
Texas Instrument wrote:I live to serve. Glad you enjoyed. Check out my sig. There's 36 pages of this kind of material.


You don't have a link in your sig...


Lol. He just left my house. Check his sig, not mine.
The model looks great in person but I'm not gonna touch it.

They're in there with their bear.
Proper grammar. Learn it, live it, love it.
 
   
Made in gr
Commanding Orc Boss





Greece

Organic painting! Awesome! Does the color stay on or does it brush off?

KoW Ogres/Basileans/Elves
WHFB Orcs & Goblins
WH40k Necrons
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'Lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 
   
Made in us
Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor






Gathering the Informations.

Texas Instrument wrote:
Alfndrate wrote:
Texas Instrument wrote:I live to serve. Glad you enjoyed. Check out my sig. There's 36 pages of this kind of material.


You don't have a link in your sig...


Lol. He just left my house. Check his sig, not mine.
The model looks great in person but I'm not gonna touch it.

Uhhuh. So why was he posting under your account?
   
Made in gb
Scuttling Genestealer




GosportUK

That is awesome!!! but wont it go a bit mouldy after a while? which I suppose could add to the nurglyness

 
   
Made in us
Most Glorious Grey Seer





Everett, WA

Doomthumbs wrote:I used baby fluid.
I don't even want to know.

 
   
Made in au
Stabbin' Skarboy






Queensland (Australia)

Wowzeresevialatinbatsiakem!!! the is purely awesome.

Prepare for total neck PAIN!!

Read from right to left!:

(¡ssoɹƃ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ 'ʇɹɐd poolq ǝɥʇ ʇou ʇnq) sıɥʇ ʎɹʇ ʎlqɐqoɹd llıʍ ı ˙ƃuızɐɯɐ ʎlnɹʇ '¡ʇı sǝʌɹǝsǝp ʎlɐʇǝuıɟǝp ǝuo sıɥʇ ʇnq 'spɐǝɹɥʇ ʇlɐɥxǝ ʎlǝɹɐɹ ı ¡ƃuızɐɯɐ sı pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ

The Humies Waste presious time with slow and boring speeches; While the Oks just get it over and done with in one simple WAAGGGHHHH!!
My Dakka Blog: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/422595.page
My Blog: http://apainterstabletop.blogspot.com/
 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Good job Doomthumbs

Quick painted Nids full of Vitamin C goodness.
I am going to check in the "Which Snacks Do You Prefer While Gaming?" thread to see if you have answered, "Wholemeal Bitesize Nids".



I've actually cast warriors in chocolate. Strength 8 weaponry starts me on a pavlovian reaction now.
It's in my thread, not TIs.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Breotan wrote:
Doomthumbs wrote:I used baby fluid.
I don't even want to know.


It's everything you fear to be true.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/09/04 01:51:02


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom


You should try making them as chocolate liqueurs next time!
That would be an interesting way to game.
Man are GW missing a trick here! There's whisky in the Jokaro!
Sod the 9-13 year olds, unless it's the age of the malt in the Terminators!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/09/04 01:54:06


 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

feth. Yes.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in gb
Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord







Are you, perchance, an only child?

   
Made in us
Imperial Recruit in Training




Fort Worth, Texas

It's not cheating... you can't cheat on painting.

The answer to everything Lord Commisar, Is cheese. You can run the tanks on melted cheese. You could feed to troops cheese. You could build bases with cheese. We can repel the aliens and traitors with cheese. We can defend the Imperium with cheese.  
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

What about cheat lines on model cars and aircraft?

 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

I was not. My younger siblings have long since grown up.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

But what about yourself?

 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Yeah no not so much. I got a mech engingineering degree and figured "yeah, that's about enough acting like a civilized adult".

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Been Around the Block





Word can't describe how much of a win this thread is. I hope this shuts up the army painter nay sayers, if only for a few weeks.
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Yeah
Adulthood, I tried it once and failed miserably.

 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Hopefully longer. I'm keeping it in my bag o tricks, just waiting, hoping for one of those threads to pop up.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Must admit haven't seen any complaints about dipping.
But I lead a sheltered life.

Warpcrafter nailed it imho.
Not everyone has the time to paint every model of a horde army to Golden Daemon standards.

 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Temple Guard






Doomthumbs, you are the best. There is a lot of snobbery in the GW world, and I love how you make a pure mockery of it. It helps show the line between Game & Hobby and going way overboard.

27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
Resident Battletech Guru. 
   
 
Forum Index » Painting & Modeling
Go to: