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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/03 22:56:44
Subject: Re:Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I am the president of the "Paint-straight-out-of the-pot" club. I buy my paint and brushes from Wal-Mart, and my primer. (The black primer that's $1 a can). I prime, base coat, slather on the wash (Yes, I actually spring for the citadel washes, they're awesome!) and then eventually do some drybrushing of highlights, and maybe, just maybe if I really feel like it, I will shoot a coat of clear varnish. If that is cheating, so be it. I've got a couple hundred guys to paint and games to play, I don't have time for any shenanigans.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/03 22:59:51
Subject: Re:Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I wish I was skilled enough to dip. If it's more complex than "Put paint on brush. Put brush on model. repeat", that I don't have the skills. XD
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/03 23:08:51
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Ichor-Dripping Talos Monstrosity
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Dipping hardly requires much skill.
Can you paint? y/n?
Y - Paint the base clothing, weapon, skin.
next - dip it in an ink / varnish whatever it is - this is to bring out the detail / shade it etc I believe that's all there is to it..
Next - brybrush / highlight if you can be bothered.
N - well, you're only gonna have an undercoated army done with a spray can or unpainted plastic anyway.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/03 23:40:41
Subject: Re:Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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That's what dipping is?
I did that with wood stain to make my Necrons look Rusted back in 4th.
One of the Citidel painting books I borrowed made it sound alot harder than that.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/03 23:45:52
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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You know, I read the title and thought- ok where's this going?Then I saw those boggle eyes on the avatar and smiled before I even saw the rest. I was not disappointed. Thank you again for an entertaining read!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/03 23:49:04
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Gangly Grot Rebel
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I live to serve. Glad you enjoyed. Check out my sig. There's 36 pages of this kind of material.
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They're in there with their bear.
Proper grammar. Learn it, live it, love it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 00:07:01
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Old Sourpuss
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Texas Instrument wrote:I live to serve. Glad you enjoyed. Check out my sig. There's 36 pages of this kind of material.
You don't have a link in your sig...
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DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+

Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 00:16:16
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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Good job Doomthumbs
Quick painted Nids full of Vitamin C goodness.
I am going to check in the "Which Snacks Do You Prefer While Gaming?" thread to see if you have answered, "Wholemeal Bitesize Nids".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 00:22:02
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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Awesome. Might I suggest for future blood drawing either a cannula and vacutainer or perhaps a lancet used for diabetic fingerprick testing? (not as painful as it sounds as you do it on the side of the finger - not the pad!)
In addition I find the addition of a little 0.5 Molar ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid (EDTA) helps keep the blood bloodier for longer. It would probably still attract flies though.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 00:24:00
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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Don't leave juicy fruit models in direct light too long btw The colours are not likely to be very permanent.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/09/04 00:24:13
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 00:24:44
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Gangly Grot Rebel
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Alfndrate wrote:Texas Instrument wrote:I live to serve. Glad you enjoyed. Check out my sig. There's 36 pages of this kind of material.
You don't have a link in your sig...
Lol. He just left my house. Check his sig, not mine.
The model looks great in person but I'm not gonna touch it.
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They're in there with their bear.
Proper grammar. Learn it, live it, love it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 00:26:57
Subject: Re:Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Commanding Orc Boss
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Organic painting! Awesome! Does the color stay on or does it brush off?
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KoW Ogres/Basileans/Elves
WHFB Orcs & Goblins
WH40k Necrons
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'Lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 01:04:24
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Texas Instrument wrote:Alfndrate wrote:Texas Instrument wrote:I live to serve. Glad you enjoyed. Check out my sig. There's 36 pages of this kind of material.
You don't have a link in your sig...
Lol. He just left my house. Check his sig, not mine.
The model looks great in person but I'm not gonna touch it.
Uhhuh. So why was he posting under your account?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 01:12:04
Subject: Re:Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Scuttling Genestealer
GosportUK
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That is awesome!!! but wont it go a bit mouldy after a while? which I suppose could add to the nurglyness
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 01:40:08
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Doomthumbs wrote:I used baby fluid.
I don't even want to know.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 01:43:41
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Wowzeresevialatinbatsiakem!!! the is purely awesome.
Prepare for total neck PAIN!!
Read from right to left!:
(¡ssoɹƃ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ 'ʇɹɐd poolq ǝɥʇ ʇou ʇnq) sıɥʇ ʎɹʇ ʎlqɐqoɹd llıʍ ı ˙ƃuızɐɯɐ ʎlnɹʇ '¡ʇı sǝʌɹǝsǝp ʎlɐʇǝuıɟǝp ǝuo sıɥʇ ʇnq 'spɐǝɹɥʇ ʇlɐɥxǝ ʎlǝɹɐɹ ı ¡ƃuızɐɯɐ sı pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 01:45:49
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Good job Doomthumbs
Quick painted Nids full of Vitamin C goodness.
I am going to check in the "Which Snacks Do You Prefer While Gaming?" thread to see if you have answered, "Wholemeal Bitesize Nids".
I've actually cast warriors in chocolate. Strength 8 weaponry starts me on a pavlovian reaction now.
It's in my thread, not TIs. Automatically Appended Next Post: Breotan wrote:Doomthumbs wrote:I used baby fluid.
I don't even want to know.
It's everything you fear to be true.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/09/04 01:51:02
Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 01:53:23
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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 You should try making them as chocolate liqueurs next time! That would be an interesting way to game. Man are GW missing a trick here! There's whisky in the Jokaro! Sod the 9-13 year olds, unless it's the age of the malt in the Terminators!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:03:40
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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feth. Yes.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:10:58
Subject: Re:Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Are you, perchance, an only child?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:23:59
Subject: Re:Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Imperial Recruit in Training
Fort Worth, Texas
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It's not cheating... you can't cheat on painting.
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The answer to everything Lord Commisar, Is cheese. You can run the tanks on melted cheese. You could feed to troops cheese. You could build bases with cheese. We can repel the aliens and traitors with cheese. We can defend the Imperium with cheese. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:26:00
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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What about cheat lines on model cars and aircraft?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:26:10
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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I was not. My younger siblings have long since grown up.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:27:55
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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But what about yourself?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:30:05
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Yeah no not so much. I got a mech engingineering degree and figured "yeah, that's about enough acting like a civilized adult".
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:37:09
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Been Around the Block
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Word can't describe how much of a win this thread is. I hope this shuts up the army painter nay sayers, if only for a few weeks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:39:26
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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Yeah
Adulthood, I tried it once and failed miserably.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:46:13
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Hopefully longer. I'm keeping it in my bag o tricks, just waiting, hoping for one of those threads to pop up.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:49:35
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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Must admit haven't seen any complaints about dipping.
But I lead a sheltered life.
Warpcrafter nailed it imho.
Not everyone has the time to paint every model of a horde army to Golden Daemon standards.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/04 02:49:59
Subject: Unless you paint like this, you're a "cheater". Plain and simple.
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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Doomthumbs, you are the best. There is a lot of snobbery in the GW world, and I love how you make a pure mockery of it. It helps show the line between Game & Hobby and going way overboard.
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27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
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