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The thread is for Idiotic things we did as stated in the title.
My definition of squaring up is to Intimidate and show a keen dislike of the person. If I wanted to fight I would've just punched him.

I do have Anger problems though.

I regret doing it but In otherways I don't. It did make him buck upbhos Teaching and he was watched for unfair treatment. He has been sacked now.

Funny stories, or just mildly sad? Who can tell!

We were all complete idiots when we were younger.

MrDwhitey wrote:Funny stories, or just mildly sad? Who can tell!

We were all complete idiots when we were younger.

Just when we were younger?

Nom

Ive got two quick stories, both involving senior prank day back in high school.

The first and funny(ish) one - some of the seniors managed to hide raw fish in the ceiling tiles in several different spots throughout the school. it was days before everything was found and cleaned up.

The second and tragic one - on a different senior prank day, someone decided it would be funny to grease down some stairs so people would fall. it turned out to be one of the teachers and she cracked her skull open. there werent anymore senior pranks after that.

InquisitorVaron wrote:

I regret doing it but In otherways I don't. It did make him buck upbhos Teaching and he was watched for unfair treatment. He has been sacked now.

He got sacked for unfair treatment?

He must have been one of only 18 in the UK during the last 40 years then!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10464617

I killed every member of staff in my secondary school with a blunt toothpick for not appreciating my uncontrollable genius and constant A* grades.

Wait is this not the make up random bs thread?

Da Boss wrote:You know your PE teacher couldn't do anything about you swearing at him or "squaring up" to him, so doing it doesn't make you heroic, just antisocial and lacking in manners.

My point exactly.

corpsesarefun wrote:I killed every member of staff in my secondary school with a blunt toothpick for not appreciating my uncontrollable genius and constant A* grades.

Wait is this not the make up random bs thread?

We are operating under the pretence of truth. however as this is the internet and i cannot prove otherwise i commend you on your ability to murder that many people without being caught out by the police.

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I just got a 6 on my IB maths HL test. I also just got predicted 41 out of 42 points for my IB, including Phyiscs Hl, Maths Hl and Chemistry HL.

If anybody has done or is doing IB, they know just how epic this is...

Other than that, I have regular jousting with that idiot who dares call himself my geography teacher.

I not only killed them but fashioned a giant toothpick from their desecrated remains and with a mighty toss I impaled mars.

corpsesarefun wrote:I not only killed them but fashioned a giant toothpick from their desecrated remains and with a mighty toss I impaled mars.

It... it was you! Alas, I have found the Mars-slayer!

corpsesarefun wrote:I not only killed them but fashioned a giant toothpick from their desecrated remains and with a mighty toss I impaled mars.

Omg, you killed the void-dragon. tsk tsk


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Most idiotic thing I did in school?

Not applying myself.

I slacked off and now I'm 20k in debt. Fun times.

mattyrm wrote: I did lots of idiotic things when I was at school, however I am now an adult and I cringe when I think of some of the daft gak I did when I was a lad.

Reading this thread has made me uncomfortable merely reading what you lot wrote!

As such I will not bother to write anything and say that I am ashamed I was so childish when I was a child.

Some of you lot aren't kids anymore though... so.. really.. think about what your typing before you hit submit, its getting embarrassing men!

Meh, I 'm not bragging about it, just being honest.

ITT people responding to OP's request and people adding nothing to the thread except denouncing everyone as liars and socially flawed. Come on guys, this here be a campfire, and if you have no tales to tell, then just listen instead manning the AA guns.

I heard this story from my brother, and a couple other people. I question its validity, but my brother was something of a gakker in school, and all the teachers said as much when I asked about him (growing up in that shadow was the pits, so I just showed everyone how awesome I was and quickly made my own legacy). So anyways, at one point or another he got into a fight with someone in the school lunch room. I don't know the the exact details of what happened, but I know how it ended. Apparently he choke slammed the guy on the center of a fold up table, causing it to collapse inward. So I imagine to spectator, he slammed a guy so hard the ground sorta shout out around the point of impact ala Dragon Ball Z or the like.

Another story for you gents, this one I witnessed. While working out during off season, my friend (who has a really weird temper, most things slide off his back but if someone who fails at wordplay tried to choke out an insult he gets pissed off) started getting into with this rather large (not muscles) chap while in the weight room. So after much bickering, the match started. Well, for being a really big guy vs an average guy, nobody could land a single hit. I'm serious it was like watching blindfolded people fight. My friend even ended up punching a stationary weight. So, after that broke up with no victor in sight, we all went back down to the field house to get dressed for class. Well, at that point someone I knew told me not to interfere. There wasn't anything unfair going on so I had no problem agreeing to stay out. So before the fight of the century I tell my friend he needs to kick more. Swinging around like mad will just get you tired, so get into the boxing stance like so (showed em), don't over extend, and use your feet. Well, somewhere along the line he kind of scrambled what I told him. He tried to throw a punch and kick at the same time...while in the air. The match proceeded as usual, but this time a victor emerged. It was the coach, who broke up the fight and broke out the paddle. I teased my friend for so long about that, saying that he got stomped by the larger guy (who's name ryhmed with princess, so actually I told him he got trounced by a princess).

I miss those days.

None of your guys achievements compare to GoldenEyedScout's.

I wonder if this new guy is GES reincarnate?

corpsesarefun wrote:I wonder if this new guy is GES reincarnate?

Cheesecat wrote:None of your guys achievements compare to GoldenEyedScout's.

Who?

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Dakkite a year or two ago who went around bragging bout his exploits with the ladies, how manly he is and how smart he is.

He also founded DOOMFART IIRC.

corpsesarefun wrote:Dakkite a year or two ago who went around bragging bout his exploits with the ladies, how manly he is and how smart he is.

He also founded DOOMFART IIRC.

Wouldn't that be that 'frag' guy then? that seems to fit every post i've seen by him.

Doomfart?

Nom

corpsesarefun wrote:Dakkite a year or two ago who went around bragging bout his exploits with the ladies, how manly he is and how smart he is.

He also founded DOOMFART IIRC.

No that was Shadowbrand and I, FITTZ came up with the name I don't really associate myself with DOOMFART anymore because the joke isn't really funny anymore after being spammed so many times it's lost

its charm.

nomsheep wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Dakkite a year or two ago who went around bragging bout his exploits with the ladies, how manly he is and how smart he is.

He also founded DOOMFART IIRC.

Wouldn't that be that 'frag' guy then? that seems to fit every post i've seen by him.

Doomfart?

Nom

Frag is like matty, he does it ironically to variably successful comic effect.

I didn't do anything, stuff got done to me mainly.

So this Gym teacher was only six inches tall?

I'm guessing math class was not a priority either?

You failed attempts at trolling make me chuckle.
Read the title, it should say School Idiocy. That sort of highlights what I'm saying it was Idiotic. Thats the point.

Mabye someone needs to retake his Internets test.

So the six inches you cite doesn't refer to his height?

Well this brings a whole new dimension to things...

CT GAMER wrote:So the six inches you cite doesn't refer to his height?

Too much information, man.

Show me on the doll where the bad man touch you....

From the OP I'm guessing he touched the teacher actually...