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Got caught climbing the school buildings during a weekend. One of the teachers spotted me and a mate doing it. We gave him false names, which was stupid, since he saw us when we walked in on Monday morning.

Lots of other stupid stuff ended in tears also.

Jihadin wrote:
One of the preps in my school who I had an extreme dislike for. 5 yrs after graduating and being a young soldier. I nailed his wife on his bed.


One of the only guys to hit me in high school I ended up seducing one night years later. Win.

Oh, I see Cannerus one ups all of us again.

I got into I fight with this kid in year 7, no particular reason, other than he was trying to be hard, and I didn't care, I missed a weak of lunch time, he got internally excluded, the got expelled for getting in another fight a bit later on

Me and my mates provided the entire school with games by hacking the shared folder, then the c-drive. then when we got caught and our accounts banned used someone elses accounts to do it. XD

But we failed in comparision to the kid who brought in russian softcore porn on his phone and crashed the entire school server or after we left the kid that hacked and opened the Wi-fi.

Nom

This thread amuses me with it's many fake Internet tough/idiot stories, I'm sorry but almost all of these stories are people trying to be smart arses to teachers in situations were it can be avoided or think they are super men and can destroy their enemies with their laser eyes.

blood reaper wrote:This thread amuses me with it's many fake Internet tough/idiot stories, I'm sorry but almost all of these stories are people trying to be smart arses to teachers in situations were it can be avoided or think they are super men and can destroy their enemies with their laser eyes.

That's sort of the point of this thread.

And you have no way of proving wther they are false.

Nom

Azza007 wrote:

Lord Rogukiel wrote:I just got a 6 on my IB maths HL test. I also just got predicted 41 out of 42 points for my IB, including Phyiscs Hl, Maths Hl and Chemistry HL.

If anybody has done or is doing IB, they know just how epic this is...

Other than that, I have regular jousting with that idiot who dares call himself my geography teacher.

I do not like you, I worked hard and only got a 27 on my IB.

Anyway back OT, end of IB we decided to prank the school, sealing the teachers in classrooms and staff room by cling filming doors etc. Some of them took it as a joke, others didn't. That is as crazy as I ever really got other than skipping the odd class, not doing homework and general messing around.

Man, you guys take your instinctive behavior tests seriously.

As far as school stories, the only one that still makes me laugh was one day we were tossing pickle slices on the windows and racing them, the vice principal strolled up to give us what for; put his hands on my best friends shoulders and opened his mouth to begin his chastisement, but before he could get a word out my buddy yells "BAD TOUCH" at the top of his lungs. The VP just turned and walked hurriedly away, and we returned to throwing pickles at stuff.

Bromsy wrote:


As far as school stories, the only one that still makes me laugh was one day we were tossing pickle slices on the windows and racing them, the vice principal strolled up to give us what for; put his hands on my best friends shoulders and opened his mouth to begin his chastisement, but before he could get a word out my buddy yells "BAD TOUCH" at the top of his lungs. The VP just turned and walked hurriedly away, and we returned to throwing pickles at stuff.

I just lost my faith in humanity. :/


Nom out!

I set aload of bibles alight in a bin once.


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nomsheep wrote:Me and my mates provided the entire school with games by hacking the shared folder, then the c-drive. then when we got caught and our accounts banned used someone elses accounts to do it. XD

But we failed in comparision to the kid who brought in russian softcore porn on his phone and crashed the entire school server or after we left the kid that hacked and opened the Wi-fi.

Nom

You are my hero.

rockerbikie wrote:I set aload of bibles alight in a bin once.

in year 7 my friends (well, kind of) were throwing their bibles around (we got them in an assembely from some visitors), I threw mine once just as the assistant head (deputy head? we have a head, a secertairy, 2 assistants, 2 deputys, and 1 deputy assistant, or was it an assistant-deputy head) walked round the corner, got shouted at

Jumping around our common room furniture is quite fun.

The only things i can think of are
1) (kinda funny)
I'm in the 6th form common room with a buddy when some chavs try to lock us in there. There is a side door and a front door. The side door was locked, and they had been trying to get in. They then disappeared, and we thought they had gone. We then see them at the front door, which they proceed to lock. They walk back to the side door and start mocking us because we were now trapped. This would have been a problem - if they weren't too dumb to lock a door. The chavs break faster than a grot in the face of a deff rolla.

2) (Fail)
This was in year 11, where I got in a mini fight with my pre mentioned buddy. It didn't come to much, but he pushed me. Where my group had decided to sit that day was pretty much on top of a mound. Now might be a good time to tell you all I'm mildly dyspraxic. The result? I stumble back, down this mound, and felt myself stalling. I then proceed to completely lose my balance and fall flat on my back in the most comical fashion ever.

3) (Exam win)
GCSEs, i decide that History is a lost cause (predicted E. everything else looking at B or better) so me and a friend decide on a dare; I have to write something stupid in my exam.
According to my paper, Jesus rode a Buffalo in the American west.
The best part? I got a B overall in History, with absolutely no help from my teacher and with very little revision.

Of course, I can't prove any of this, but it's for fun (and they did happen, in case anyone cares to believe me)

I don't remember getting into many real fights, and there wasn't any glory in those I can remember.

My school was so hard, that they made us work nights and weekends for exam revision, and in the exams they set us on fire and flogged us to death afterwards, and that's if we were lucky! Then they was the time this bully who was literally the size of a LOTR cave troll, we killed him and buried him under the chemistry lab and it took ages to dig the hole and the teacher complained about the smell but we just said it was all the beans the canteen kept feeding us. And then aliens abducted the headmaster and the government send people to question us all and gave us medical exams and they put this one girl in quarantine for a week because they though she had been probed by the aliens but we all knew it's because she enjoyed anal.

Fun times.

Howard A Treesong wrote:My school was so hard, that they made us work nights and weekends for exam revision, and in the exams they set us on fire and flogged us to death afterwards, and that's if we were lucky! Then they was the time this bully who was literally the size of a LOTR cave troll, we killed him and buried him under the chemistry lab and it took ages to dig the hole and the teacher complained about the smell but we just said it was all the beans the canteen kept feeding us. And then aliens abducted the headmaster and the government send people to question us all and gave us medical exams and they put this one girl in quarantine for a week because they though she had been probed by the aliens but we all knew it's because she enjoyed anal.

Fun times.

I just LOLed at your entire post which summarizes almost all the posts in this thread.

We also used to pitch around this 'meditation' candle in RE that was rainbow coloured. It had lumps taken out of it. It all ended when it went behind an inaccessible TV cabinet.

OK now for my made up sto....completely true tales about my school

We'll they force us to manufacture weapons for Isenguard and cut down trees while working in foul conditions in soul furnaces of evil chaotic powers, the school is lead by Dark Lord Sauron who enjoys executing hooligans and trouble makers and is known to kill inspectors while Banana man his right hand man whips those who stop working during lessons.

I promise you its all true, I mean if you believe the other stories you've got to believe this.

Loving this thread!

Most stupid thing I did in school, umm, probably when I was in German class and I casually flung the teachers fancy pen out the window, never did like that guy

Worst thing I did was use a heat gun to embed cinder blocks into the entrances of the school parking lot. It was worth the subsequent monetary charges.

Final year, last week of Secondary school all of the seniors brought in bags of flour and water bombs. Nothing in the school could stop 80-100 teenagers running into every class room and destroying it. Looking back now I feel bad for the cleaners.

Other then that the school didn't really have any bullies or "hard men",but there seems to be a lot of both this thread >.>

Well we're not going to talk about the normal dull stuff are we?

"My school was educational, we had exams and assignments and went home at the end of the day".

n0t_u wrote:Well we're not going to talk about the normal dull stuff are we?

"My school was educational, we had exams and assignments and went home at the end of the day".

I'm calling bs, no way did that happen...

We also had some chavs who decided to smash up the sixth form common room. Someone threw a table through the wall and a chair at the window. When the chair went through the window, the head of year 12 was walking passed, made him jump so much he had a heart attack. Good thing about it was that incident caused doctors to find a heart defect that they then proceeded to fix, not all bad then. All true.

That is likely the only story I will ever hear where chavs have actually helped someone.

Even if it was unknowingly. Though they caused us to lose the common room. Was taken away.

What, they came along, picked up the common room and ran off with it?

Just a bunch of common (room) thieves.

Yes they ran away with it and replaced it with classrooms.

The sly bastards...

I got a mate who is really into computers. REALLY into computers. Now at the end of grade 12 in highschool, you write the provincial exams, and students have the option of writing their examination on the computer with a word processor (spoiled snots).
Now, he dedided this wouldn't do, so the week before exams he incapacitated every computer in the school with a virus. The labs were down for two weeks and even teacher and office systems were dodgy for a week. Even years later, when the students find out who it was they rage.

In university, once in a while theres pranks that go on. I remember there is one year where the engg students went around and replaced the face on every single clock in the institution with an image of Mickey Mouse flipping the bird.

The worst prank I've heard about was pretty bad. The engg students had fabricated a person, and enrolled him in arts, and been at it for something along 5 years. People would take turns being the student, going to class, exams, etc. The "student" had good grades and was two courses away from graduating when the university realized the person didn't exist. No word on what happened to the perpetrators, this kind of thing is incredibly embarrassing, and making anything official out of it would have destroyed the school's image.

poda_t wrote:
The worst prank I've heard about was pretty bad. The engg students had fabricated a person, and enrolled him in arts, and been at it for something along 5 years. People would take turns being the student, going to class, exams, etc. The "student" had good grades and was two courses away from graduating when the university realized the person didn't exist. No word on what happened to the perpetrators, this kind of thing is incredibly embarrassing, and making anything official out of it would have destroyed the school's image.

That is super cool!

Remembered another couple of childhood tales...

When I was in primary school, there was an older kid who tried to smash his way through one of the windows with a glass bottle. Needless to say, he cut his hand to pieces, the sad part is that it was his second attempt with this technique!

Another incident would be at high school when some guy, after seeing what happens when magnesium does when it reacts with water, thought it would b a brilliant idea to put a brick of the stuff (our school was also a science college) into one of the toilets. The washroom was out of order for a while afterwards...

Sociology class

Me: Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
Cause they are ugly and they stink.

It took half the class of me defending myself, but they finally got it. They don't do it cause others think it, they do it cause they don't feel they are pretty enough and they stink. I like my girls natural, not trying to look sexy and still being sexy is sexy as hell.

There was a guy in our school who would get really fething high and smear his own gak all over the stall walls.

We called him the Fecal Phantom.