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hexra wrote:A kid ratted me out for not doing my homework. So I stabbed him in the arm with my pencil. He cried and learned his lesson. I was always polite so didn't get detention.

I am that red haired kid pictured above.

So, you stabbed a kid and the school did nothing about it? Quality establishment there.

I'm pretty sure that was a joke.

If not, worse things have happened in London.

I did most of my sleeping while at highschool.

The only stupid (physical) thing I did was backhand slap some guy in the face when he slapped me in the face during a heated argument. We're friends now.

No just threatened him. And you disgust me. Even if It was funny.

He's 6ft. That better? I thought using the would be enough for you to get the gist but no. How much of a pedant are you.

LoneLictor wrote:The only stupid (physical) thing I did was backhand slap some guy in the face when he slapped me in the face during a heated argument. We're friends now.

Slappy fight! That's a good one.

Units are kind of important, if you get km and m confused in an exam you are fethed no matter how smart you are.

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Radiation wrote:

LoneLictor wrote:The only stupid (physical) thing I did was backhand slap some guy in the face when he slapped me in the face during a heated argument. We're friends now.

Slappy fight! That's a good one.

Hey, it was in Middle/Junior High School! We were both hormonal wimps. Besides, I back handed him, which is the manly one to slap someone.

LoneLictor wrote: I back handed him, which is the manly one to slap someone.

Agreed. And funny!

I used to dress up in brightly coloured Leotards and a cape while fighting crime, bringing justice to Kamloops I quit because my mask prevented me from showing the face of justice to criminals and bullies alike. This is also the reason why Kamloops is such a safe place to live.

My favourite part is how Kamloops is a real place!

Well back in my hometown of somewhere, I used to wear purple spandex with hooks that buried deep into my skin, to keep me awake for tests.

I reguarly beat up 6" men in order to devour their souls. I swear on my grandfathers life (who was batman) that I am telling you the truth.


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EDITED: Anything else is there on purpose.

Grimtuff wrote:

InquisitorVaron wrote:
I squared up to my 6" PE Teacher because he gave me a Detention for Bowling him out in a Cricket demonstration. I also called him a Fething Fat smurf because he was so angry his face was blue.

And that one action makes you sound like an idiotic twot...

I'm not gonna say I know the context here but I'm pretty sure I can say with a degree of confidence that there was a certain amount of facetiousness in the teacher's comments. You, your ego bruised and having a sense of humour malfunction challenge him to a fight and dig a bigger hole for yourself by swearing at him. Bravo.

Dude, he was only 6"<inches mind you, he was a smurf. Just calling it like i see em.>

Damn. Beaten to the punch by CT.

I reguarly beat up 6" men in order to devour their souls. I swear on my grandaddy's (who was batman) souls that i am telling you the truth.

edit this please

Jihadin wrote:

I reguarly beat up 6" men in order to devour their souls. I swear on my grandaddy's (who was batman) souls that i am telling you the truth.

edit this please

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mattyboy22 wrote:

hexra wrote:A kid ratted me out for not doing my homework. So I stabbed him in the arm with my pencil. He cried and learned his lesson. I was always polite so didn't get detention.

I am that red haired kid pictured above.

So, you stabbed a kid and the school did nothing about it? Quality establishment there.

Someone brought a knife into my secondary school with the intent to stab someone was caught before he could and just got a slap on the wrist.

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The University Games Club I frequent was in session one afternoon and we had a good game going. A group of kids walked past the door and some of them glanced in. There was a bit of sniggering at us dorks while we gave them our best 'do you mind' looks. As the posse started to move on, a girl leapt into the room and shouted "MY WIZARD CASTS MAGIC MISSILE!", then ran off with her friends in hysterics.

But the joke was on her, because we were playing Napoleon's Battles.

My wizard cast magic missile huh...sounds like a player there...

I got picked on alot.

I used to dream about getting even...

I used to tell myself that I will be more sucessful then them in life and have more money, cars and women.

So far I'm broke, don't have a car, and go to sleep every night alone.

Ma55ter_fett wrote:I got picked on alot.

I used to dream about getting even...

I used to tell myself that I will be more sucessful then them in life and have more money, cars and women.

So far I'm broke, don't have a car, and go to sleep every night alone.

Yeah I know the feeling. :/ though i wasn't bullied in my second secondary school.

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Jihadin wrote:One of the preps in my school who I had an extreme dislike for. 5 yrs after graduating and being a young soldier. I nailed his wife on his bed.

One of the only guys to hit me in high school I ended up seducing one night years later. Win.

well,at my school,theres a fight in the commons at least once a semester. people flock to those like bees to honey. :/

i got in a fight once in like,5-6th grade.the guy spit koolade in my face on the bus,and i got pissed. my friend ended up tackling the guy and telling him to get off his property( cause we were on my friends lawn). so i cross the street,the guy follows, so i grab his backpack,we spin,i let go,he goes back,and i would've started kicking him if some women hadnt come out and threatened to call the cops. yeah,never met the kid again after that day.

I don't remember High school very well due to World of Warcraft, but I remember one story.


Me and mah old crew all wanted to go to Adepticon one year, so we talked one of the nerdier teachers (whom I had all four years of high school for each of my English Classes) to sponsor a wargaming Team.


We used the 40k rulebook to prove that skills used in Tabletop wargaming (probability, Reading comprehension, ect.) are skills that can help in class (I got the letter saved somewhere. If I find it tonight, I'll post it in the thread) and since there was a fething shopping mall club that got excused to go to the mall once a month, we figured we could use the club to get to Adepticon.

We showed them the tournaments and all that good stuff to get the school on board with the idea, but the downside is we still had to pay our own way. The upside: we could do school fundraisers to get said money now. And, much like the yearbook kids at my school did, we could pull each other out of class for "official" school business (which was spent hanging out and working on army lists in the library)


Long story short, we went there(with the teacher since he was the sponsor) , played a few friendly games against people we didn't know, bought a lot of stuff, and got excused from school for a few days.


Two years have passed since Senior year. They've all moved away to the four corners of the earth for college. every once in a while, we talk, but for the most part we all have new friends and groups we hang out with.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss it.

I kept pretty much to my own. I wasn't the greatest student nor was I part of the incrowd. I lived in a trailer park, did not have name brand clothes, and the friends I hung out with were the fringes. I did get into fights in high school but one passion I had was muay thai after school with other thais that went to other high schools but lived near my area. I'm half thai but I'm a big asian I say and look more polynesian then asian. Since most of the preps were caucasion and think dirty mexican when looking at me. So the first fight was a junior and I was a sophmore. I did what my father advised and let him get three hits on me....a black eye, swollen left temple and a split lip since I took more then 3 hits. After that was he got a shattered nose from a downward elbow blow, forearm to the crotch, broken finger cause I wanted to break his finger, and a straight kick to the wall where he bounced his head. Thats when I got scared because it did not sound good when his head bounce. His friend boxed my ear as he analyse his friend damage assessment as total and decided to come on in. That's when two my other thai friends came in and broke his floating rib with kick. It basically came down to a race issue right then and there.

Later I became acquantences with a few of them but thats all. Back talk was still going on but I made it. I was the first to join the military and stayed away from Salisbury MD. Over the years when I did come home and hit the bars I see former classmates. So eventually I got quite a few of them back. Mention earlier I tagged one guys wife in his bed, another I dropped not a dime but a manhole cover on one guy who was cheating on his wife whom I knew as slip of tongue, another guy I egged on to go hogging since all the kool NightStalkers do it to...got pics and showed them around, highschool cheerleader I one nighted after she worked so hard to get into a relationship with me.

Over the years though some the stuff I did. I would not do now. When I do go home now its a few beers with them in the bar, a few more dates with former cheerleaders, and facebook.

Melissia wrote:Worst I did was push my assistant principle into the mosh pit that was formed during the battle of the bands...

Hated that bastard and his tendency to always take the side of sports players no matter the situation.

You live in Texas, what do you expect? Athletes get away with everything.

And the first page of this thread looked like a bunch of juvenile braggarts trying to be tough because of stuff they claimed they did in High School. Seriously, who gives a feth?

No bro fist for you

Amaya wrote:And the first page of this thread looked like a bunch of juvenile braggarts trying to be tough because of stuff they claimed they did in High School. Seriously, who gives a feth?

It's also full of arrogant people trying to make themselves feel better by looking down on anyone who dared post anything on topic in this thread. Frankly, the braggarts are less annoying. At least THEY are staying on topic.

As for what I expect? I expect schools to actually be intelligently run so that they actualyl produce intelligently educated students... or perhaps that's hope, rather than expect.

Iur_tae_mont wrote:I don't remember High school very well due to World of Warcraft

Wins thread.

My friends and I made impact explosives at school. (My dads best man tought us how and I won't tell you how just incase )

Nothing big but went off with a bang.

It makes a kind of putty that when dry if you put weight on it, it explodes.

We smeared it over the floor in the corridors and people jumped out of their skin as they walked on it.

We put it under toilet seats so it went off when sat on.

And we put it under the chair legs of Mr Muldoon's chair (our geography teacher) Blew him off the chair. We nailed a haddock to the bottom of his chair once too, we didn't like that guy (no one did not even other teachers)

No one ever got hurt though.

We did accidently set the chemistry lab on fire once because my friend filled a soldering iron socket with iron filings and magnisum.


There was relativly minor stuff done too. We used skipping rope to tie the handels of the classrooms doors opposite each other, as they opened inwards it mean that no one could get out. (not smart thinking about it now if there had been an emergancy.

We hacked the schools domain server and set up a policy for all the computers in the school to have a scrolling screensaver that said "Karl Alford smells of BO" (he did, but this now counts as cyberbullying and was mean but he didn't seem to bothered by it and it actually helped his personal hygene)

Connecting bunson burners up to the water taps makes an impressive weapon. Used to shoot them out the windows during breaktimes. (That was the only thing we ever got caught for.)

Your school years sound really fun.

Lord Rogukiel wrote:I just got a 6 on my IB maths HL test. I also just got predicted 41 out of 42 points for my IB, including Phyiscs Hl, Maths Hl and Chemistry HL.

If anybody has done or is doing IB, they know just how epic this is...

Other than that, I have regular jousting with that idiot who dares call himself my geography teacher.

I do not like you, I worked hard and only got a 27 on my IB.

Anyway back OT, end of IB we decided to prank the school, sealing the teachers in classrooms and staff room by cling filming doors etc. Some of them took it as a joke, others didn't. That is as crazy as I ever really got other than skipping the odd class, not doing homework and general messing around.