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Chowderhead wrote:There was a guy in our school who would get really fething high and smear his own gak all over the stall walls.

We called him the Fecal Phantom.

this happened at our junior high too. My friend though, was dubbed the urinal firestarter......

in my school, the 2 weeks leading up to Homecoming were when the senior class would haze the freshmen. Monday night i was using a lighter to heat a dull knife to put some battle damage on some models. My brother came into the room, causing me to drop the lighter on my arm leaving a small burn. tuesday morning, one of the seniors noticed the burn mark. i claimed that it came from "some seniors in ski masks" the blood hunt was so furious, not a single freshman was hazed. the schools staff were told the truth, a week after homecoming when they finally bothered to confront me about it.

We sprayed painted a Hammer and sickle on a History Teacher's Car.

Chowderhead wrote:There was a guy in our school who would get really fething high and smear his own gak all over the stall walls.

We called him the Fecal Phantom.

I almost had a lung collapse, we'd got someone like that but with drawing penises, we called him that penis guy.

One teacher offered to come back to school at night with some good telescopes to do some stargazing with us. A whole load of us agreed. The night swings round, and it happens to be the Black Ops release day. Subsequently, the teacher was stood up by about 30 people in favour of a video game (or in my case, plastic men).

I have to say I was sadly fairly sensible in school. I realised early on that life is easier if you're honest, don't wind up teachers and keep your head down.

I bench pressed 20 million times that morning, then I walked to my first class and punched a guy through the chest for stealing my seat. When the principal called me to the office he told me to tone it down.

I put that on his gravestone. Then I plucked one of my titanium beard hairs and picked the lock to his house and slept with his wife before doing a quadruple back flip and kicking every single person in the face at school.

true story.

I was just generally insubordinate and spent a lot of time in detention. Other than that, the only 'big' thing I can remember doing was writing the word 'C**TS' in huge letters in the snow of my schools front lawn, which was visible to all the classrooms at the front of the building. I had help, but it still took almost the entire dinner hour, from conception to execution.

Was worth it to see the reactions of my class (and teacher!) when we went back to class after lunch.

It would be quite suprising to look out and see the word COOTS written in large letters on the lawn!

What's so bad about advertising 'COATS'?

Da Boss wrote:It would be quite suprising to look out and see the word COOTS written in large letters on the lawn!

Oh...you! Pshaww!

I sometimes force feed bullies justice sandwiches it tastes great to kind people but to bullies it's the most vile flavour.

Some kid wrote his name with gak in the small childrens bathroom. For some reason the teachers still dont know who did it...

People in my school don't even try and use the toilet, they just wipe it on the walls and urinate on the floor. Also it seems everyone enjoys using the urinal as a toilet for their feces, and draw penises in permanent black pen while buying and smoking cigarettes.

Space Crusader wrote:Some kid wrote his name with gak in the small childrens bathroom. For some reason the teachers still dont know who did it...

It's easy for me to write the name of someone I don't like on a desk in the hopes that they'll get blamed. If I found a name written in gak on a wall, I'd question the kid whose name it was, but I wouldn't assume it was them.

I was a shiftless little swine. No change there. The only stupid thing I did was when a friend and I commited credit card fraud to buy... GW products! Relevant to the forum, hurray!

Didn't work, by the way. Fortunately, no charges were pressed.

Meh, I was a bit of a " discipline problem" and lacked " respect for authority" ( or so I was repeatedly told), and seemed to get under some of the teachers skin with my " Style of dress" but kept a pretty high GPA .
...Aside from a few fights with other students and being in detention quiet a bit fir being " mouthy" to the teachers/administration, my journey through the educational system was pretty ..."normal"...had quite a few friends,went on dates, played football...pretty standard stuff.

Da Boss wrote:I have to say I was sadly fairly sensible in school. I realised early on that life is easier if you're honest, don't wind up teachers and keep your head down.

But so much less fun.

Graduated, feels good man.

Shadowbrand wrote:Graduated, feels good man.

I thought you did that months ago.

Close to a year ago now actually mate.

Shadowbrand wrote:Close to a year ago now actually mate.

Yeah, you just made it seem like it was a recent thing. I actually kind of enjoyed going to school had lots of people to socialize there, now that most of my friends have moved out and most of my spare time

is taken up by work and schooling I don't feel too great about graduation. But if I remain positive and find a decent job I might be able to pull off a funner lifestyle with more freedom.

Jobs a good place to start or if your folks are rich throw yourself into a college/Uni.

Not to get personal but your place was a lot better then the shanty I lived in, I moved out and well...Now it's a shanty I pay for!

Back on topic yes, I did make it seem more like a recent thing, because I haven't thought about High School, since basically I left.

High School was fething awful. Literally felt like some sub-human second class citizen surrounded by the most pompous, hypocritical materialistic, and -soulless- youth of the province.

I moved to a High School I knew nobody in, so day after day it was just a routine of walking though overpacked halls, eating the sub-standard cafeteria food, and mentally straining myself on my assignments. I was a poor student, and I was always a quiet lad who just couldn't...Connect with people.

Occasionally I had a brief conversation about a band shirt I wore, or asked if I liked X metal band. Or Y singer.

I feel like a great weight has been lifted from my soul.

Shadowbrand's words of wisdom to those of you who are struggling with these same problems.

"Chin up, It only gets worse."

In year 7, we crashed the school servers by sending an email to everyone in the school....does that count?

I printed a 20 page list of dirty jokes to the guidance office (only example I remember - Whats the difference between semen and mayonaise? Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of your mothers mouth at 30mph) Got in some trouble for that.

We had to do a report in history class for the rise of communism... my group brought in action figures, and re-enacted the russian revolution, complete with voices and historical re-tweaks (the main character was john lennon, we played the song all you need is love with the word love replaced by one of us shouting COMMUNISM)... teacher thought it was funny and gave us a B.

We went on a field trip once for model congress, I wandered off by myself to explore Boston. Teacher was not pleased with me.

Shadowbrand wrote:Jobs a good place to start or if your folks are rich throw yourself into a college/Uni.

Not to get personal but your place was a lot better then the shanty I lived in, I moved out and well...Now it's a shanty I pay for!

Back on topic yes, I did make it seem more like a recent thing, because I haven't thought about High School, since basically I left.

High School was fething awful. Literally felt like some sub-human second class citizen surrounded by the most pompous, hypocritical materialistic, and -soulless- youth of the province.

I moved to a High School I knew nobody in, so day after day it was just a routine of walking though overpacked halls, eating the sub-standard cafeteria food, and mentally straining myself on my assignments. I was a poor student, and I was always a quiet lad who just couldn't...Connect with people.

Occasionally I had a brief conversation about a band shirt I wore, or asked if I liked X metal band. Or Y singer.

I feel like a great weight has been lifted from my soul.

Shadowbrand's words of wisdom to those of you who are struggling with these same problems.

"Chin up, It only gets worse."

I'm not depressed or anything, I'm just finding life boring at the moment. While I'm aware that my house is pretty decent place, I kind of want a place of my own, a girlfriend would make life at little more

interesting as well and making new friends always feels great (I still keep in contact with my high school buddies though e-mail). Oh and I need to practice my driving more I want some transportation that's

better than Kamloops's bus system. Shadow how do you afford rent do you have job or something? Are you living on your own or with a group of people?

I still cleave meat. And I live with my best friend and his girlfriend. I practically have the whole upstairs to myself!

Shadowbrand wrote:I still cleave meat. And I live with my best friend and his girlfriend. I practically have the whole upstairs to myself!

Sounds like a better setup, at least you aren't constantly living up to the expectations of your parents like I have to (or any teenager who lives with there parents). Also are you still dating that girl?

Oh feth no, I'm glad I moved out, nothing like coming home from school -and- work to a psychotic stepmother yelling and raving. And "That girl" is pretty bland man, I've had a handful of girlfriends.

And to keep on topic. Once I was sent to pick up something from the SLR room and as I opened the door, I overheard a teacher telling three kids that it's not good to masturbate in public. I slammed the door and walked back to my Bio teacher and told him I couldn't find what he had sent me for.

Shadowbrand wrote: And "That girl" is pretty bland man, I've had a handful of girlfriends.

I wasn't aware of that, you've only mentioned her (or them) a few times, so I don't know much about your love life if it's going well or bad for you.