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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 04:15:50
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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I want to see people write abour their Pranks, Gutsy moves, and Idiocy ofcourse. Should provide a chuckle for us all.
I squared up to my 6" PE Teacher because he gave me a Detention for Bowling him out in a Cricket demonstration. I also called him a Fething Fat smurf because he was so angry his face was blue.
From then on I was an Enigma at my school. Untill they asked me to leave.
I also got anoyed with a kid because he Insulted me and smashed him into a Bookshelf. It broke and 70 Books fell on us.
Yes I was Violent but thanks to my anger management I'm not so I promise.
Whats your funny stories? I have more.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 04:25:55
Subject: Re:School Idiocy.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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One of the preps in my school who I had an extreme dislike for. 5 yrs after graduating and being a young soldier. I nailed his wife on his bed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 04:27:57
Subject: Re:School Idiocy.
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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Jihadin wrote:One of the preps in my school who I had an extreme dislike for. 5 yrs after graduating and being a young soldier. I nailed his wife on his bed.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Mabye being cold isn't the best In this case though.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 04:33:04
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Infiltrating Hawwa'
Through the looking glass
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Theres a picture somewhere (thought it was in the guard codex but now I can't find it) of the orks fighting the catachan. There's this particular catachan putting an orc in something of a heroic headlock. Well I found the pic in the codex but I only found the left half of it, odd.
Anyways in school I fit in with everyone, but I mostly hung with the nerds because everyone else was so boring (always football, always drama, at least nerds are always into something new). So anyways, one day one of my homies had a card taken away from him by the typical idiot, and he asked me to get it. At first I groaned to be troubled by such a thing, but the matter needed to be settled so I hopped to. I ghosted over behind him and put him in catachan headlock (minus the knife). His will broke pretty quickly when he had trouble breathing. The card was safely returned, and I got back to making crude toilet humor jokes with the table, as we all did back when.
It's not extreme but hey, it was effective and I suffered not the wrath of the school justice system.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 04:35:53
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Martial Arts Fiday
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I had a guy that bullied me on the bus constantly. I put one of my sisters tampons in his locker with cherry preserves all over it. Smeared around in his books and stuff.
I also had a guy that was stealing my lunch out of my locker. He stopped after eating the dog gak sandwich I made him.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 04:41:36
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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I find bullies funny. I was never bullied. Was to agressive had like Necro I had friends everywhere but prefered the Needs for almost the same reasons. Even though the Needs all skate.
At primary I chucked a midget over a fence because we were playing football and he missjudged a kick and got me in the Bread Basket.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 06:05:48
Subject: Re:School Idiocy.
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Savage Minotaur
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 07:53:08
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Crushing Black Templar Crusader Pilot
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Anything I did in high school are either only funny to the group involved, or you had to be there kind of thing.
And anything in college is pretty mellow. That is the problem when most of the reslife staff (RAs and hall managers) know you, and the campus police know you.
However, I have broken a few chairs in the dining center while dancing on them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 08:09:10
Subject: Re:School Idiocy.
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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I wasn't involved in this but my school apparently had a tradition of the senior class pranking the staff every year around graduation...In my junior year some seniors snuck out to the cow field next to the school and dug up some...fresh fertilizer...
they smeared it on the doors and walls of one of the buildings...The Janitor and the principle threw a fething fit, they almost didn't graduate...
Its what gave that class their name "Class of 2009: A pile of crap"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 09:29:57
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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InquisitorVaron wrote:
I squared up to my 6" PE Teacher because he gave me a Detention for Bowling him out in a Cricket demonstration. I also called him a Fething Fat smurf because he was so angry his face was blue.
And that one action makes you sound like an idiotic twot...
I'm not gonna say I know the context here but I'm pretty sure I can say with a degree of confidence that there was a certain amount of facetiousness in the teacher's comments. You, your ego bruised and having a sense of humour malfunction challenge him to a fight and dig a bigger hole for yourself by swearing at him. Bravo.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 12:07:44
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Defending Guardian Defender
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A kid ratted me out for not doing my homework. So I stabbed him in the arm with my pencil. He cried and learned his lesson. I was always polite so didn't get detention.
I am that red haired kid pictured above.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 12:15:11
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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I was like the only kid with a tan in my school when 9/11 happened. Most of the kids where backwater hillbillies. -you get the rest of the story hopefully-
1 kid took it to far one day in class and tried to square me out, had all his buddies try and gang up on me.
I choked his ass out and threw his head up against a table until it bounced.
I didn't have so many problems after that.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 12:47:24
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
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Years ago, at high school during winter with snow on the ground, some older kids 'borrowed' a van from a builder who was working on site, and 'bombed' around the playing field doing donuts, handbrake turns, etc.
Not sure of the outcome of this, but I bet it wasn't good. Fun to watch though.
The other 'funny' one I remember was someone (a pupil) advertised a teachers car for sale in the local paper.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 14:26:58
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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Grimtuff wrote:InquisitorVaron wrote:
I squared up to my 6" PE Teacher because he gave me a Detention for Bowling him out in a Cricket demonstration. I also called him a Fething Fat smurf because he was so angry his face was blue.
And that one action makes you sound like an idiotic twot...
I'm not gonna say I know the context here but I'm pretty sure I can say with a degree of confidence that there was a certain amount of facetiousness in the teacher's comments. You, your ego bruised and having a sense of humour malfunction challenge him to a fight and dig a bigger hole for yourself by swearing at him. Bravo.
There were things prior to this, this was just the end result.
Another funny. A Scout fanatic in the Cadets and everything whilst being a total dick about it Insulted me then hit me with a Tennis Racket, so I said my turn, he backed up fast into a net and the heavy pole came down on his arm and broke his wrist. I couldn't get told off since I didn't lay a finger on him  We all hated the kid.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 15:23:26
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Fixture of Dakka
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'Hey guys! Funny story - I'm hard! I beat people up all the time.'
We all believe you.
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:02:53
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Worst I did was push my assistant principle into the mosh pit that was formed during the battle of the bands... Hated that bastard and his tendency to always take the side of sports players no matter the situation.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:22:57
Subject: Re:School Idiocy.
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Kid_Kyoto
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Oh yeah, well this one time I went to high school, I got good grades, was a member of the band, soccer team, scholastic bowl team, the speech club, partied on weekends, and was generally respected and liked by all.
Oh, wait....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:31:36
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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I picked a guy up by the lapels, threatened harm on him and he punched me in the jaw twice. When I didn't go down he got very scared. I 'won' without needing to hit him.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:35:46
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Albatross wrote:'Hey guys! Funny story - I'm hard! I beat people up all the time.'
We all believe you.
Indeed. Have we truly run out of things to talk about on Dakka it has descended into this? I thought there was a better class of user on here that we didn't have to have these conversations like we had when we were 13 years old to show how dead 'ard we were coz we picked a fight wiv da teacher.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:38:39
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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For my part, I mostly kept away from that thing, and the few times I did get in to rfights I ALWAYS got in trouble with it (and the assistant princple was usually why, with the jock pricks getting off relatively punishment free).
But come on, there was a mosh pit, and the douche was standing there looking condescending. How could I resist?
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:44:31
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This thread has shown me that Dakka is full of Dicks and/or Liars.
Except Jihadin. Bro-fist man. Bro-fist.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:47:22
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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My friend accidently spilt some drink on the 'hardest' chav in the year below us. (a year younger but could easily have beaten the gak out of us). the chav turned around and said do that again and i'm gonna gakking kill you. so my mate tipped the bottle on his head.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:53:11
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I did lots of idiotic things when I was at school, however I am now an adult and I cringe when I think of some of the daft gak I did when I was a lad.
Reading this thread has made me uncomfortable merely reading what you lot wrote!
As such I will not bother to write anything and say that I am ashamed I was so childish when I was a child.
Some of you lot aren't kids anymore though... so.. really.. think about what your typing before you hit submit, its getting embarrassing men!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:53:19
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Kid_Kyoto
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kronk wrote:This thread has shown me that Dakka is full of Dicks and/or Liars.
Except Jihadin. Bro-fist man. Bro-fist.
My anecdote was true. :(
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:55:57
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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You know your PE teacher couldn't do anything about you swearing at him or "squaring up" to him, so doing it doesn't make you heroic, just antisocial and lacking in manners.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:56:06
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Albatross wrote:'Hey guys! Funny story - I'm hard! I beat people up all the time.'
We all believe you.
Doesn't that sum up most of the anecdotes?
Nom Automatically Appended Next Post: Da Boss wrote:You know your PE teacher couldn't do anything about you swearing at him or "squaring up" to him, so doing it doesn't make you heroic, just antisocial and lacking in manners.
My p.e teacher was legendary for actually doing something in that kind of situation. he'd plant the kid on his ass.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 16:59:18
Subject: Re:School Idiocy.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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My friend accidently spilt some drink on the 'hardest' chav in the year below us. (a year younger but could easily have beaten the gak out of us). the chav turned around and said do that again and i'm gonna gakking kill you. so my mate tipped the bottle on his head.
Nice one. I was at a bar with my battle buddy Rapach in Raliegh NC and game plan is...well...you know...single guys at a college bar. We hooked up with 4 marines from Camp Lejuene NC (We were station at Ft Bragg NC). I do remember the smack talk with some college lacrosse players happening that escalated to "Oh WTH!!" Fight ensued military vs all jocks. All said and done we were allowed to stay in bar. Jocks kicked out. Nursing a busted hand and laughing with the others. Reg crowd and us cause the one thing that stood that everyone saw was Rapach punching some scrub with a unopen can of beer. Beer shot out all over the place and Rapach cussing up a storm about wasting a beer
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 17:02:05
Subject: School Idiocy.
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School bully was picking on my younger brother, I happened to be walking past. I told him to stop it, he decided to throw a punch at me. I ducked out of the way then got him in a headlock and had something like a 5-10 meter run up to a tree where I smashed him into it headfirst. His "gang" (something like 2 people if I remember correctly, basically the yesmen who always seem to be comboed with the bullies and really are just there to echo) ran almost instantly after the impact. Turned around and one of the teachers was right there watching.
As they knew me and that I was usually quiet and didn't get into fights they told me not to do it again and gave the kid detention.
Only fight I ever really got into in primary school. But a kind of decent one for being 10. For closure, there was no blood. The kid also stopped picking on others, I never saw him again though.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 17:08:51
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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daedalus wrote:kronk wrote:This thread has shown me that Dakka is full of Dicks and/or Liars.
Except Jihadin. Bro-fist man. Bro-fist.
My anecdote was true. :(
I'll give you a pass this time.
Don't fething waste it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/14 17:11:03
Subject: School Idiocy.
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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kronk wrote:This thread has shown me that Dakka is full of Dicks and/or Liars.
Go Team Dick! WOOOOO!
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