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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/05 06:10:51
Subject: Re:Your biggest ever fluke
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Regular Dakkanaut
SoCal
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Mine was probably beating Marines with my Tyranids, starting with blowing up a Land Raider with one spore mine from one biovore (with the REAL biovore that let you run all three kinds) and killing the entire unit inside. First turn and it was all over but the shouting.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/05 06:21:51
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Norn Queen
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Lone Salamanders assault marine charges a full unit of kroot with hounds. Kroot don't hit. Salamander kills 1. Kroot fail their morale check, fall back, and get run down by Salamander.
I believe that model got converted into a veteran sergeant.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/05 06:30:44
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Shepherd
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1 purifier got into cc with Logan and 2 wolfguard.. Killed them both in one round. That or the game I had the vindicare shoot 3 monoliths in 3 straight shooting phases.
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The enemy of my enemy is a bastard so lets kill him too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/05 09:16:20
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Nurgle Chosen Marine on a Palanquin
Dumbarton, Scotland
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A single Sanguinary Guard downing a Carnifex by himself.
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Karyorhexxus' Sons of the Locust: 1000pts |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/05 09:41:27
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
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Wiped out a 5 man termy squad with shooting from 20 orks with sluggas
Each shot has about 2.8% chance of killing a termy, so killing 5 is happytimes!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/05 19:50:19
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Fixture of Dakka
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Chowderhead wrote:I used the SW Power living lightning on a squad of 10 grots. Statistics show I should have wiped it.
You may want to re-read Living Lightning. It's not actually even capable of killing 10 grots, let alone having an appreciable chance of killing a majority of them.
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"'players must agree how they are going to select their armies, and if any restrictions apply to the number and type of models they can use."
This is an actual rule in the actual rulebook. Quit whining about how you can imagine someone's army touching you in a bad place and play by the actual rules.
Freelance Ontologist
When people ask, "What's the point in understanding everything?" they've just disqualified themselves from using questions and should disappear in a puff of paradox. But they don't understand and just continue existing, which are also their only two strategies for life. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/05 21:03:35
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
Chicago
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Veterans, meet Kharn. Kharn, meet a humiliating death by lasgun butt.
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Guardsmen, Fire!
...Feth yeah!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/05 22:00:29
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Chimera getting melee'd by Belial and his Term squad, blows up, kills three, failed leadership test sees them run off the board.
I field all of my Chimera's all the time now.
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Shadowkeepers (4000 points)
3rd Company (3000 points) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/05 23:15:40
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Fixture of Dakka
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Frankenberry wrote:Chimera getting melee'd by Belial and his Term squad, blows up, kills three, failed leadership test sees them run off the board.
Deathwing is Fearless.
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"'players must agree how they are going to select their armies, and if any restrictions apply to the number and type of models they can use."
This is an actual rule in the actual rulebook. Quit whining about how you can imagine someone's army touching you in a bad place and play by the actual rules.
Freelance Ontologist
When people ask, "What's the point in understanding everything?" they've just disqualified themselves from using questions and should disappear in a puff of paradox. But they don't understand and just continue existing, which are also their only two strategies for life. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/06 03:29:14
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Manhunter
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Marbo sneaks up to a squad of termies in the open, goes to throw his charge only for it to blow up in his hand.
I had aimed it on a termie about 5 inches away. The charge scattered 5 inches straight back towards marbo. He was smack in the center, then failed his gtg cover save.
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Proud to be Obliviously Blue since 2011!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/06 03:46:41
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Biggest fluke, i think my melta vets w/ shot guns shooting a tryanid trygon, only wounding it twice. with no other option but to see them go next turn, decided to assault. surprisingly, the trygon fell to the ground, and, i only lost two vets. that will never happen again, no matter what.
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2,000 points
265 point detachment
Imperial Knight detachment: 375
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where ever you go, there you are |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/07 00:44:39
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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I castled a Devastator Squad, three tactical squads, and a termi squad with a whirlwind, LRC and Demolisher Cannon and was tabled by footslogging orks by turn 4... dice hated me that game.
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Azrinae Chapter - 7300 pts
Eldar - 2250 pts
Necron - 1500 pts
DT:80S++G+MB++IPw40k11+++D+A++/areWD382R++TDM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/07 00:56:02
Subject: Re:Your biggest ever fluke
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Confident Halberdier
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I have a few candidates here...
- Changeling for causing Captain Shrike to be shot in the back by one of his own men. The man in question had a lascannon.
- Platoon Sergeant for punching Korsorro Khan in the nuts with his power fist, then surviving to tell the tale. The Captain was obviously too busy going 'owwwwwwwwwwwww' to chase him down.
- Same Platoon Sergeant taking down an Eldar Autarch in close combat. "Why does you sniper squad have a power fist?" NEVER ASK THAT QUESTION!
- Random lone Tactical Marine killing a Fortuned Eldrad using only his bolt pistol and his bare hands
- Another random lone Tactical Marine surviving a Demolisher Cannon hit, then destroying the offending tank with a krak grenade
- Devastator Squad with lascannons taking out a Terminator Assault Squad in close combat. It was me that charged!
Yeah, I've played LOTS of games.
Coolest (if not luckiest) moment ever was killing the Swarmlord with a Demolition Charge.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/07 02:28:40
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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waaaay OT, but I had a named-character only battle SM vs. DE the other day...and actually won!
I had a squad with Tigurius, Cassius, Calgar, Lysander and Shrike, Vs. Asdrubael Vect, Lelith Hexperax and I don't remember the other names.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/07 02:43:42
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Stealthy Kroot Stalker
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Mine is a Squad of 6 Fire Warriors with a Shas'Ui winning combat against a combat squad of Assault Marines with a Powerfist.
After 3 rounds locked in combat, the Shas'Ui and a single surviving Shas'La put down the sergeant.
I'm playing Farsight Enclaves when the new Tau codex comes out.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/07 04:11:05
Subject: Re:Your biggest ever fluke
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2nd Lieutenant
San Jose, California
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Mine would have to be from ye olden days of 2nd ed 40k. For those who are unaware in 2nd ed you had the chance to flip vehicles and cause them to careen out of control and ramming other vehicles when you destroy them. I had a lowly Guardsman with a missile launcher take out a majority of my opponents Ravenwing force with a single shot. He shot a biker, causing it to crash into two other bikes. The chain reaction that this caused wiped out 2/3rds of my opponents army. It was glorious indeed.
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Solve a man's problem with violence and help him for a day. Teach a man how to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime - Belkar Bitterleaf |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/07 05:42:49
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Irked Necron Immortal
Newark, CA
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4th ed. Wraithlord assaults my wraithwing and goes B2B with my destroyer lord and nothing else. Wraithlord whiffs everything. Destroyer Lord lands 3 hits, rolls tripple 6's to wound with his warscythe for the last 3 wounds on the WL. Friend's jaw hit the floor.
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Wake. Rise. Destroy. Conquer.
We have done so once. We will do so again.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/07 06:19:44
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/user/edit/40180.page
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I witnessed some Gretchin take on a Terminator Squad....
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DS:90S+G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD344R++T(S)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/08 03:57:21
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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My first time using an Ork SAG, my mates grey knight paladins had just come out the front of a stormraven, I roll double 6's for its str instantly removing Draigo, 6 paladins and blowing the storm raven up in a single shot.
He reminds me what a fluke it was every time we play.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/08 04:06:02
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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Another good one from me is a ten man guard squad with commissar royally thrashing a 5 man blood angels termie squad...they I charged...attacked...then moved on to the next unit...the termies never knew what him 'em XD
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/08 04:47:41
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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Keeping all of opponents vehicles stunned and shaken the ENTIRE GAME.
Essentially my opponent had a mechanized army list, he didn't go very far...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/08 04:49:33
Subject: Re:Your biggest ever fluke
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Canada
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I had 10 kroot (9+shaper) in a forest, enjoying their 3+ cover save. My opponent pulled out a thunderfire cannon, and proceded to get 19 hits, wounding on a 2+ with no armor or cover save.
He rolled 11 1's.
My three (put one on the shaper) survivors passed thier test, then managed to chew through most of an assault squad.
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tgjensen wrote:labmouse42 wrote:Another problem is the abject masculinity of the game. Nearly every character I've read about has the emotional range of a turnip. Hate, Anger, Fear, Loyalty, and Worship. That's about it.
Christ, where do you buy your turnips? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/08 14:56:44
Subject: Re:Your biggest ever fluke
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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Routing 30 hormagaunts that charged me with my tau battlesuit command unit of 3 suits and 2 drones, taking no wounds and killing all 30 in sweeping advance.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/08 15:06:37
Subject: Re:Your biggest ever fluke
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Lady of the Lake
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Old Canoness against Abaddon. He was down to two wounds from a previous combat. Canoness fires a plasma pistol and manages to deal a wound to him, but it then appeared to seem it would be in combat range and thus kill the Canoness easily. He charges and is 2" out (was on the ground floor of ruins, Canoness on the second). Canoness fires, hits then it saves. Abaddon fails to climb up again. Canoness climbs up a floor then fires again, Abaddon saves. He manages to get to the second floor, but not to the third and in combat again. Canoness takes the final shot and takes him down.
The other tie being the time an Ork trukk raced towards a sister superior on foot with a CC and Bolt Pistol in a 4 way free for all kill team. She fires the pistol imbobilising the Trukk. Orks climb out and now have to run through bolter fire the rest of the way in the open.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/08 15:19:28
Subject: Re:Your biggest ever fluke
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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12 fire warriors charging a mob of Orks 20 strong.... 2 turns of combat, 10 FW walk away
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"That whiskey burns going down, old man pour me another round; 'cause its my last night in town, and i ain't thinkin of slowing down. No, i'm fixin to drown"
Orky Army complete, 1500 points [3-5-2]- DISBANDED!
Ocean Tau 1250 Points
FootDar Currently 750, building up!
Future Plans..... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/08 17:02:55
Subject: Re:Your biggest ever fluke
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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juraigamer wrote:Routing 30 hormagaunts that charged me with my tau battlesuit command unit of 3 suits and 2 drones, taking no wounds and killing all 30 in sweeping advance.
Hahaha wow lol must have been a lot of crappy rolls with no toxin sacs and apparently no synapse near by....... lol then again I would expect that many gaunts to do SOMETHING! Lol nice though. Automatically Appended Next Post: I hated the time I charged a swarmlord and a warrior(the other 3 got shot to death) into a squad of guardsmen that apparently had yarrick(oops wasn't paying close enough attention) and I killed Kim 4 times in a row just to have him stand back up! I was so mad lol he should have just died!
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Tyranids will consume the universe!!! There is no chance for survival!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/08 17:48:22
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
England, Northamptonshire
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When my avatar got charged by 30 ork boys. He survived over 100 ork boy attacks. I must have passed like 1 saves or something ridonkulous. Automatically Appended Next Post: Also one of my wolf scouts with a power weapon defeated a squad of 10 hormagaunts with a tyranid prime and then sweeping advanced them. They failed to kill me, and i killed 1. I win. Best 30 points in my life.
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"Space Wolves' Wolf Armour is painted Wolf Grey using Fenrisian Wolf Paint applied with Wolf Brushes made from the finest Wolf Hair." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/08 18:50:02
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Savage Khorne Berserker Biker
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Kharn the Betrayer assaults 5 Salamander Terminators plus Vulkan along with 8 berserker friends.
He rolls 5 1's to hit and kills 4 buddies, first thing in the combat.
At least the enemy failed to save the two remaining attacks with storm shields, and the next turn went mostly my way. He ended up being the single survivor or that cc. And then got vaped by a meltagun.
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In Boxing matches, you actually get paid to take a dive and make the other guy look good.
In Warhammer 40K, you're expected to pay cash out of your pocket for the privilege of having Marines and IG trample all over your Xenos/Chaos. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 00:05:53
Subject: Re:Your biggest ever fluke
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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DakkaHammer wrote:I had 10 kroot (9+shaper) in a forest, enjoying their 3+ cover save. My opponent pulled out a thunderfire cannon, and proceded to get 19 hits, wounding on a 2+ with no armor or cover save.
He rolled 11 1's.
My three (put one on the shaper) survivors passed thier test, then managed to chew through most of an assault squad.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/12/09 14:12:06
Subject: Your biggest ever fluke
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Canada
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ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:Marbo sneaks up to a squad of termies in the open, goes to throw his charge only for it to blow up in his hand.
I had aimed it on a termie about 5 inches away. The charge scattered 5 inches straight back towards marbo. He was smack in the center, then failed his gtg cover save.
I had one like this!
Marbo poppped up behind my hammerhead, threw his det charge, and it scattered off the tank and back onto his head. Followed by a 10 strong psyker battle squad firing thier blast at the hammerhead, and scattering back onto Marbo. Followed by a plasmacutioner firing at the hammerhead. Two hit, the other three scattered back onto Marbo.
Oddly enough, even though most of this guy's army fired at him, Marbo managed to survive, and then got gunned down by the burst cannons on said happy hammerhead.
Isn't Marbo a great character?
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tgjensen wrote:labmouse42 wrote:Another problem is the abject masculinity of the game. Nearly every character I've read about has the emotional range of a turnip. Hate, Anger, Fear, Loyalty, and Worship. That's about it.
Christ, where do you buy your turnips? |
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