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The Hivemind seems to have blessed me with some genetically inferior Tervigons, as they like to go Sterile in the first or second turn, nearly every game.

Not 40k, but My wizards continued this trend with miscasting nearly every time I cast a spell with more than 4 dice in WHFB.

Probably my favorite Chaos dread in my entire army, however i cant say he doesn't hit or wound anything cause thats not the case every time i field him he seems to hate my Chaos army more then my opponents and its gotten to a point (one landraider 3 rhinos W/ PC 20 nilla chaos 2 termies and two plague marines later) that my friends actually count on my dread to kill more of my guys then they do... and unfortunately it works well.... o and my defiler always scatters on my own troops yay me. :( o well at least my BA dreads don't hate me LOL

templarsandorks? wrote:Simple question: Do you have a model that continously fails and what does it do/not do?
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I have an army of daemons that continuosly fail if that counts?

Any Fire Dragon I touch gets a severe case of the FAILS . Over 5 games in a tournament a few years back , my 6 man Falcon squad accounted for a Rhino and 3 Tac Marines . Only . It wasn't for a lack of trying , but when an Emperors Champ rolls for the 2 wounds my 5 Dragons dished out , you know their cursed .

My new squad (third time lucky I hope ...) has yet to be tested properly . It did take Eldrad to destroy a LR they tried to shoot at recently . Not feeling the love with them either .

My chaos dreads always manage to go all nutty, the las/ml dread always charges off on the first turn when i need him to shoot land raiders etc and my double ccw dread always stands and rapid fires his tl bolters at something of mine.

My Defiler always dies by turn 2. I'm hoping painting it properly will make it last longer!

My codex SM predator. At his best moments he can shoot one time before being blown up (mostly not even hitting anything), but mostly he just gets stunned or worse in the first turn.

My Heavy destroyers, I seriously can't get a hit with them. I can shoot all 3 at a tank and not manage to HIT for 3 turns... ( and thats when they had a triach relaying for them.

Wraithlords, my god these things roll 1s like its going out of fashion. It seems they were cursed at some point during the new codex.

possessed haha then again who didn't know that
My KFF never makes its saves ever i dont know why i even take it i guess just too feel safe ahaha

Any new model I'm trying out for the first time. Does even worse if I've had time to paint it beforehand.

Defiler, Dead turn two and never manages to actually hit anything.

Every Darklance in my DE Army, I swear Vect subcontracted out to the lowest bidder..

My vindicare derps along so I had him replaced with a dread..

I would have to say my Death Company Dreadnought. As soon as it obliterates something in close combat it gets rammed or blown apart. It always explodes and I roll a 1 one for the explosion.

I can never seem to make blobs work for me.
I feel kind of cheese always using meltavets though.

My loota's have rolled a "1" for number of shots 15 out of the last 17 attempts, and the rolls that weren't ones were twos. I don't even bother fielding them any more.

Lunchmonkey wrote:
Every Darklance in my DE Army, I swear Vect subcontracted out to the lowest bidder..

I hear you on that one, when it takes 13 lances to kill a single rhino I seriously question the price hike on dark lances, especially when there is no other viable and spamable anti tank in the list.

My terminators.

Every game these veterans warriors have a chance to prove their skills to their non-veteran battle-brothers, and every time, without fail, their demonstration of "discipline wave of bolter fire" ends in less than 50% hit and less than 50% wound (especially against orks).

Way to lead by example!

my land raider usually ends in disaster. most often, the guns utterly fail to do anything worth while.. they'll hit... and then do nothing. Then, often it will utterly fail to deliver my deathstar unit (assult termies + priest + librarian). So frustrating...

My Heralds of Slaanesh.

They just refuse to Rend!

Gah.

Iranna.

My Hammerhead always seems to get blown the feth up by the 2nd turn.

LoE Ness Legionaires are as useful as nipples on a man.

My Whirlwind, it always misses in the first turn and then gets weapon destroyed followed by immobilised so it is a nice little box on the table to look pretty (well, it would if it was painted nice )

My poor Kroot Hounds and Krootox. They never like to hit the important units but do fine against grots, guard, gaunts, and scouts.

Definitely my WGs combi meltas. I disembark/ move up close to get in that double d6 to pen range and POW!!! roll a 1 or 2 to hit. every game with all 3 Wg lol the guys in my regular gaming group seriously don't even worry about them anymore its like a joke.


on the flip side, my GHs with MoW are WAY above statistical average for the number of attack rolls i average a roll of 5 (yes i keep track)

I too can't hit jack all with melta weapons. I have a few combi-meltas in a sternguard squad that flat out refuse to hit any target I aim them at. Multimeltas on dreadnoughts also never hit anything either, and I've played 7 turn games where my dreadnought never hit anything with a multimelta. It seems universal in my gaming group though; multimeltas just don't hit anything.

The biggest standouts for me are my Grey Hunters with Meltaguns. Between all the squads I'll shoot the meltaguns probably 12-16 times per game. They will on average kill 3 things in total all game long.

The other stand-out is my Chaos Liutenant on bike. Even with a 2+ armor save and skilled rider he blows himself up with his own plasma or constantly splats himself dead into trees/rocks/etc.

My 5 Assault on Black Reach Terminators !!!

They never kill anything and I don't think they have ever made combat !!!

The Plus side? They seem to be a target priority for the people I play, they take up loads of shooting despite the 20 or so Assault Marines I have closing in on them which get generally ignored.

Space Marine Captain. He is attached to my Sternguards. Throughout five games, he has killed nothing. NOTHING.

Neither have the Sternguards. They have only killed a Fire Warrior. A SINGLE FIRE WARRIOR.

My Vindicare can't hit the broadside of a barn. Thank god they added in the reroll in 5th edition for high BS so I can fail the "to hit" roll twice.