Switch Theme:

Most pathetic deaths for you 40k models  [RSS] Share on facebook Share on Twitter Submit to Reddit
»
Author Message
Advert


Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
  • No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
  • Times and dates in your local timezone.
  • Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
  • Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
  • Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now.




Made in gb
Screaming Banshee






Cardiff, United Kingdom

I knew that my Guard were lost. The three Tervigons (three!) were proving just too strong to overcome.

Out stepped a hero. A Man who could stare defeat in the maw and emerge victorious. The lone commissar Lord strode from the Guard gunline to overcome the Tyranid Menace. Some fellow even started playing Requiem for a Dream from his mobile device.


Ol' Commissar Iron Balls went splat in the first turn of assault.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/12/31 14:02:23


   
Made in us
Ravager





Ft campbell ky

Having my Chaos Dread las cannon my chaos Rhino and kill all ten chaos marines inside....

So what did a squad of Fire Dragons say to the ork stompa?
MUhahahahah Apocaliptic Explosion!!!

3000 pts  
   
Made in gb
Hauptmann




In the belly of the whale.

Seer Council on Jetbike deathstar dies to Grot shooting. IN ONE TURN.

kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.


"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." 
   
Made in us
Thinking of Joining a Davinite Loge





Fort Hood (Tx)

Henners91 wrote:I knew that my Guard were lost. The three Tervigons (three!) were proving just too strong to overcome.

Out stepped a hero. A Man who could stare defeat in the maw and emerge victorious. The lone commissar Lord strode from the Guard gunline to overcome the Tyranid Menace. Some fellow even started playing Requiem for a Dream from his mobile device.


Ol' Commissar Iron Balls went splat in the first turn of assault.
I have a commie like that..


Check out my slow progressing work blog Vlka Fenryka 
   
Made in ca
Regular Dakkanaut





Chambly, Quebec, Canada

Anytime Gretchens kill anything (Best I've seen is Gretchen killing 2 Terminators in shooting and (in another game) kill 3 Death Company Marines.)

Just yesterday, I saw a Battlewagon with Deffrolla tank shock a squad of paladin... the GK player attributed his wound and rolled 3 1, losing 3 Paladin... including the Apothecary. That squad of paladin went down something fierce after that

   
Made in rs
Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard





Holy Terra

Tarkand wrote:Anytime Gretchens kill anything (Best I've seen is Gretchen killing 2 Terminators in shooting and (in another game) kill 3 Death Company Marines.)




Tzennetz is Dice God after all...

For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2

Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.


The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?

Ronin wrote:

"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."

 
   
Made in us
Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine





Brother Coa wrote:


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Coolyo294 wrote:2 TH/SS Termie died to a half strength squad of Pathfinder in CC.


They must saw this movie:








As a Deathwing player, this video makes me sad

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
You never know when that leman russ will punch you back

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

4 Chaos Terminators of Slaanesh + Abaddon charged a Razorback containing a Chapter Master and his honour guard. Abaddon headbutted the Razorback, which exploded and killed all 4 of the Chaos Terminators with the explosion.

Next turn the chapter master charged Abaddon and did nothing, whilst Abaddon toyed with his protectors (in other words, he whiffed all his attacks and said he was only taunting them). Khârn and 9 Berzerkers counter-charged, 2 Berzerkers died to Khârn, and the Chapter Master took 2 wounds from him. Abaddon headbutted the members of his guard beforehand.

The Chapter Master, busy with Khârn, failed to land a blow, panicked and was chased past Abaddon, who grabbed him by his armour and whispered "Boo." in his ear, causing him to have a heart attack and die (also known as failing his Morale check, being caught by Khârn's sweeping advance, and taking his last wound from No Retreat!).

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/12/31 20:48:56


Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge





Boston, MA

I was sincerely hoping that story would end with Abaddon getting killed by Kharn rolling a bunch of 1s.

Check out my Youtube channel!
 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

My nightbringer got plinked to death by scout snipers.

What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Winged Hive Tyrant twisted his ankle in some rubble.........died..........

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/12/31 22:03:48


 
   
Made in us
Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle





Hell Hole Washington

every time i field my Bike army and I loose about half of my bikes to dangerous terrain.
On the flip side i once killed a Khorn Berzerker and a winged demon prince with a single sniper scout in melee. Statistically improbable yes. Priceless since it won me the game.

Pestilence Provides.  
   
Made in ca
Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps







Brother SRM wrote:
DreadlordME! wrote:1000 points of models getting PWNED by GETS HOT!

I'd really like to know the story behind this because I think it's impossible unless you're playing a 100,000 point game of nothing but plasma cannon devastators.


I would LOVE to see that

Termies be gone!

   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd







My gretchin charged a weakened squad of Dire Avengers. With just a couple left, one succeeds in killing the last model; the Exarch.
   
Made in us
Thinking of Joining a Davinite Loge





Fort Hood (Tx)

I had my tyranid shrike deep strike be hind 2 Vindicators he ignore them. Next turn they multi assualt them roll 6s for pen then two 5s for reck, his turn he shoots them and I manage to keep all 3 with 1 wound left, next turn I move them through dangerous terrain.. rolled 3 1s...I beleve they flew into a big bug zapper.


Check out my slow progressing work blog Vlka Fenryka 
   
Made in us
Sinewy Scourge




Lawrence, KS

Received: Chapter Master + Chaplain and command squad charged opponant's (Wolflord? Whatever the HQ for 13th co was) HQ. It was 4th ed, I had something like 28 PW attacks that needed 3's to hit with rerolls on guys with FC. I hit twice. Rerolls gave me one more. I failed to wound all three. He then wiped the squad and won the game (one of only 2 losses with that list in 4th ed)

Given: Shas'Ui Sa'cea Ko'vash Shi and his squad were charged by an ork warboss. The Shas'ui and one other Shas'la were all that remained after several rounds (I kept making my LD saves) and eventually killed him. From that point on I gave them Bonding Knives and painted them green; always paying for the bonding upgrade despite its uselessness and expense in 3rd ed.

Therion wrote:
6th edition lands on June 23rd!

Good news. This is the best time in the hobby. Full of promise. GW lets us down each time and we know it but secretly we're hoping that this is the edition that GW gives us a balanced game that can also be played competitively at tournaments. I'm loving it.
 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka







I tend to find my Imperial Guard squads are the most reliable Monstrous Creature killers in my army. Usually assorted 'Bring it down' fire from Lasguns and some helper shots from a couple of chimeras etc take the majority of its wounds off.

Then they get into combat with a guard squad and fail exactly one save from the mauled survivors and go byebye. I've almost got a complete collection of Daemon Princes from this. I think I'm just missing a Tzeentch one.

It seems to work on Trygons too.


My most embarassing moment recently. Getting first rank fired second rank fired from a 20 man guard squad against my terminators. It wasn't that many shots all told, quite a few were out of 12 inch range. I ended up rolling 3 armour saves.

Triple 1.

I was sad, then, remembering that I was Blood Angels and had a priest nearby. Feel no pain.

Triple 1 again.

I know that's a 1 in thousands chance to happen. But still, I was rather sad.
   
Made in us
Storm Trooper with Maglight




Chicago

Kharn the Betrayer and his squad charged some vets. He murdered all his allies, and was swiftly beat down with the butts of lasguns.

Guardsmen, Fire!
...Feth yeah!
 
   
Made in ca
Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries






On The Cypher's trail

I once had an assault aqaud get wiped out by an avatar, save the serageant, whom got an invenurable save do to the close combat shield, he killed the avatar after the most amazing streak of lucky rolls. Then he was uncermosely killed by a scattered template that wasn't intended for him, extremely anti climatic.

3000+

http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/The__Memitim_%28Dark_Angels_Custom_Unit%29

 
   
Made in us
Krazed Killa Kan






Minnesota, land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos

One summoned Greater Daemon in a Chaos vs. Space Wolves game. Daemon was down to one wound after various shooting attacks, and charged a squad of Grey Hunters along with a bunch of lightning claw terminators, going last due to terrain. One single Grey Hunter model is in base to base with it, and rolls one hit, one lucky wound, and the daemon dies. He didn't even have a powerfist or anything, it was just a lucky uppercut to the daemon's jolly sack.

The other pathetic one was when a Land Raider tank shocked an 800-some point death star of four TWC Wolf Lords. Lords promptly failed not only their morale, but the rerolled morale, and the 250 point Land Raider happily escorted 900 points off the board.

My Armies:
Kal'reia Sept Tau - Farsight Sympathizers
Da Great Looted Waaagh!
The Court of the Wolf Lords

The Dakka Code:
DT:90-S+++G+++MB-IPw40k10#++D++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+ 
   
Made in au
Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Huron blackheart and a squad of 9 beserkers lost comabt against Tau Fire Warriors and got overrun.

 
   
Made in us
Thinking of Joining a Davinite Loge





Fort Hood (Tx)

Locclo wrote:One summoned Greater Daemon in a Chaos vs. Space Wolves game. Daemon was down to one wound after various shooting attacks, and charged a squad of Grey Hunters along with a bunch of lightning claw terminators, going last due to terrain. One single Grey Hunter model is in base to base with it, and rolls one hit, one lucky wound, and the daemon dies. He didn't even have a powerfist or anything, it was just a lucky uppercut to the daemon's jolly sack.

The other pathetic one was when a Land Raider tank shocked an 800-some point death star of four TWC Wolf Lords. Lords promptly failed not only their morale, but the rerolled morale, and the 250 point Land Raider happily escorted 900 points off the board.
that must of hurt


Check out my slow progressing work blog Vlka Fenryka 
   
Made in au
Dipping With Wood Stain






Brisbane, Australia

Techpriest (or techmarine, I can't remember) in a GK Land Raider, tried to repair a destroyed weapon. Rolled a one for the repair, then did the psychic test to reroll the repair result. Rolled double six for the psychic test though and blew his own head off with perils of the warp.

Nice work there, tech boy.

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Got a few here...

Playing a game against BT with my Nids.. first turn my Zoanthrop pops the land raider with lance (after some half hearted arguing, and list checking to confirm that he did NOT take blessed hull), thus forcing the squad including Helbrecht AND Grimaldus to walk across the rest of the table, right into my Tyrant, who wiped the squad and Grimaldus and Helbrecht off the table with Paroxsysm (they were slightly shortened in number from gant shooting earlier)... only to be killed by the Emps Champ.. who in turn was unceremoniously slaughtered by a lictor.

Another game, against orks, I was trying to use a full squad of LotD with flamer and Heavy flamer, to push a squad of gretchin and runtherder off the objective they were sitting on.. only to be killed to a man by said gretchin.

Then in our gaming group, there was the ballad of "capt. incompetent" the chaos terminator lord.. he was notorious for showing up on turn 5, being killed by his own daemon weapons, and otherwise being completely worthless... In one game, a single squad of FWs took him AND an Ork Warboss out in CC on the same turn (which was actually quite the epic game across the board).
   
Made in us
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





The suckers:
New necrons, 2 3-man squads of Spyders, tending to the now 2 9-base scarabs. The Stormcaller was also attached

The Heroes:
6 Death Cult Assassins, 5 Warrior acolyts, and 1 inq with Rad grenades.


The set up:
A landraider rolls up and dumps out a DCA/War/Inq squad, which multi assaults the scarabs, Spyders, and the Stormlords. The DCA's swing first, and every attack they have goes into the scarabs. Now, the DCA's are Str 4, and thanks to the Inq's rad grenades, the scarabs are toughness 2. So, the DCA proceed to Insta-kill 17 of the 18 scarab bases. Attacks from warriors, spyders and whatnot continue, but at the end of the combat, each scarab base gives 3 wounds.

DCA's squad win the combat by 51 wounds. The last scarab base, both units of spyders and the stormcaller must EACH take no-retreat wounds.

I dealt out 204 no-retreat wounds this day. I am all that man dreams to be.

From without, the Imperium is assailed by alien monsters from the depths of space, nightmare death-machines and soulless daemons (as well as soulless death-machines and nightmare daemons, and the occasional soulless daemon in a nightmare death machine). 
   
Made in gb
Perfect Shot Black Templar Predator Pilot






My friend's Paladins lost four wounds to the four bolt pistol shots my BT command squad fired at them (shame the BT lost the assault that ensued) :(.
   
Made in gb
Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator




England-upon-Tees

I had a warboss on two wounds with PK charge 2 mortar teams on a hill. Alone because his mob had been shot out from under him. I wasn't too worried about the combat but they rolled 2 hits then 2 6's to wound. Failed both saves. Mortar teams kill warboss. I lose game.

3000 -3500 points. 50% Painted.
150 points (Work in progress) 40% painted
 
   
Made in nl
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice



The Netherlands

After my rhino blew up and lost 1 gk due to the explosion:

9 man Strike squad taking fire from 1 storm bolter on the last rhino that could fire.

2 hits
2 wounds
2 dead
Ld 9 test
roll 10
roll 12" fall back
hit end of table
10 man grey knight squad (250 points) killed :(
   
Made in gb
Courageous Space Marine Captain






Glasgow, Scotland

Swarmlord and 3 Lash Whip Guards joined by 7 Tyranid Primes and a Parasite for the Nid Deathstar in a game of Apocalypse.

Someone had outfitted a Warhound with a Str D Turbolaser.

The blast scatters on top of SM Deathsatr consisting of every special chracter. Calgar and Lysander had been shot up by a bunch of Vindicares and were on a single wound each, and every model has had its invulnerable save removed.


Str D automatically wounds, ignores armour and cover saves and inflicts ID.

I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!

Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
 
   
Made in us
Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





I wanna go back to New Jersey

Farsight died in three turns to some whittled down scarabs. 3RD ED SCARABS!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/01/01 16:48:24


bonbaonbardlements 
   
 
Forum Index » 40K General Discussion
Go to: