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Appoc game. My opponent's Chaos Khorne lord on bike with Daemon weapon outflanks onto the board screaming "Dooooomrider!!!"

Assaults a 10 man squad of regular terminators.

aaaand he rolls two ones for the daemon weapon.

The last sound heard in that general direction was a slight wimpering sound followed by a wet squelsh.



Same game. Justicar Thawn and co assault a Greentide formation(200 boyz, a bunch of Nobs, and a warboss)

The Mob naturally rips them apart and thawn takes a nap. Mob moves forward.

Then, Thawn stands up in the middle of the formation(just enough room around him)

Being a cheeky little bastard, I don't assault the mob. I just plink them with my Stormbolter. and my Titan lays waste to about 20 boyz at the same time.

Then on his turn, his unit is subject to rage. Guess what the closest model is?

Thawn dies, stands back up, rinse and repeat for 3 turns and you get the picture. Was truly epic to see the Mob just beating the crud out of thawn every turn while unknowingly getting destroyed in the process.

My Warboss charged a lone shotgun scout holding an objective. The boss take a shotgun to the face and dies, costing me the game.

More additions, but didn't happen to me this time:

Me and my ninja Tau:
6 Fire Warriors get assaulted by the old Tyranid Lictor. Over the course of about 3 turns, both sides whiff their attacks until the Lictor finally tears one of the FWs apart. The FWs go berserk and beat the Lictor down with their pulse rifles.

10 Fire Warriors get assaulted by outflanking scouts and slaughtered, the scouts take one casualty to their reasonably-sized squad. Next turn, the only thing that can see the scouts is a Broadside, who decides instead to plug a vindicator.

The scouts then charge the Broadside and deal him a wound, the Broadside, taken by surprise, does nothing, but next combat is ready for them and the Scouts + their PW sergeant do no damage, the Broadside replies by clubbing two scouts over the head with his Smart Missile Systems, causing them to break and get sweeping advanced by an angry battlesuit.

In a game vs Eldar (where 4 railguns, 2 of them twin-linked, only managed to immobilise a falcon during 7 turns), 6 Harlies jump out of their immobilised Falcon and charge a hammerhead, taking its railgun off. They take no damage from shooting, and next turn charge my line of 10 FWs. They kill off one of the FWs, and subsequently get clubbed down by pulse rifles.

In the same Eldar game, a jetcouncil charges 10 FWs, and are subsequently bogged down for the rest of the game, with the FWs holding until the end.

Against IG who had taken the Throne of Judgement (back before the new DH codex, when allies could be taken), a Crisis Suit unit of 2 was shot by its multi-melta, and one of the suits saw his best friend turned into molten slag. He gets mad, charges the Throne and holds it up in combat for the rest of the game, surviving until the end.


Gift of Chaos:
Tau player forgets to JSJ his crisis commander back on his first turn. On my second turn, he's in GoC range of my Daemon Prince, gets spawnified, turns around and charges the hammerhead behind him, blowing it up. The spawn dies to pulse rifle fire. Prince moves up and later on turns the Shas'ui of the squad that shot the spawn up, into a spawn, which eats the FW squad and chases the rest off the table.

Game ended on turn 4 when my berzerkers ate the last squad of FWs. I lost a total of:
1 Spawn which wasn't even in my army to begin with.

Against old DE, my opponent bigged up his Archon, how he had the shadowfield and combat drugs and all that jazz; my Daemon Prince waves his hand and the Archon becomes a spawn and eats all but one of the Incubi squad(I was disallowed from casting it twice to spawnify an Incubi, despite me having MoT and GoC not being a PSA, that would've won me the game, as 1 incubi managed to contest my objective at the end).

Rune Priest blowing himself up after failing Perils. F**king Eldrad.

One from yesterday.

6 Reaver Jetbikes multi-assault a squad of 3 Boardsides and 8 Pathfinders at the top of Turn 2.

By the top of turn 5, 3 bikes have died, 2 pathfinders have died and no Broadsides have died.

The bikes break, roll a 1 and are swept by Pathfinders.

This one isnt mine but one of my friends he has 7 battle suits in his army including 3 stealth's a lone suit and his commander along with another squad with was his 1000 points in our apoc game one of the club members takes the teleporter blocker think 4 get sent to the 'naughty corner' (the edge of the board with the least people or none at all) the other the other lot deeepstrike misshape and roll a one still thats not important its only his general

Avatar 720 wrote:The scouts then charge the Broadside and deal him a wound, the Broadside, taken by surprise, does nothing, but next combat is ready for them and the Scouts + their PW sergeant do no damage, the Broadside replies by clubbing two scouts over the head with his Smart Missile Systems, causing them to break and get sweeping advanced by an angry battlesuit.

Dirty cheating Tau

Scouts have ATSKNF

Grey Templar wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:The scouts then charge the Broadside and deal him a wound, the Broadside, taken by surprise, does nothing, but next combat is ready for them and the Scouts + their PW sergeant do no damage, the Broadside replies by clubbing two scouts over the head with his Smart Missile Systems, causing them to break and get sweeping advanced by an angry battlesuit.

Dirty cheating Tau

Scouts have ATSKNF

Not my fault he didn't mention it and that I didn't know Scouts had it. It was either that or he got away and hit a board edge (probably the most likely, since it was at the very back of the board) and my imagination embellished the story like most people's imaginations do.

EDIT: Nevertheless, running off the board still gives you the image of an angry broadside chasing after them, waving his SMS around and screaming "Get offa my lawn!"

Lost a pair of Baneblade's to 'friendly fire' from one of my own plasma-wielding Sentinel squadrons over two consecutive turns of shooting a few months back.

What made it worse was they were the only kills that squadron got all game...

Exile: nasty!

Weird Boy and a full unit of Orks "Here's We Go" to a small tract of open terrain right outside my gunline that was guarding an objective. They are packed base to base in a perfect circle. I potms a Vindicator over and go for the best Demolisher shot of all time. 25+ models under pie plate. Shells scatters the full possible distance to land on my gun line to destroy a Razorback and an entire Crusader squad using it for lateral cover.

Movac, that really freaking sucks. I am wincing in sympathy as I type this.

Movac wrote:Weird Boy and a full unit of Orks "Here's We Go" to a small tract of open terrain right outside my gunline that was guarding an objective. They are packed base to base in a perfect circle. I potms a Vindicator over and go for the best Demolisher shot of all time. 25+ models under pie plate. Shells scatters the full possible distance to land on my gun line to destroy a Razorback and an entire Crusader squad using it for lateral cover.

This one wins.

The ork player deserved that shot for being out in the open.

Ghaz and nob squads trukk gets wrecked then kareens off the table... (A Battlewagon was to many points!) last time I put him in a paper car...

Losing a 2 tank leman russ squadron to a lone grey hunter with mark of the wulfen....

Bloodthirster getting mauled by a squad of 7 termagants. And my opponent didn't even pay for the little bastards, he spawned them from a tervigon.

Iranna wrote:Turn 5, my Seer Council has been battling with a squad of Nobz for 3 turns and finally emerge victorious with only the Farseer and an Emboldenlock left.

Farseer goes to cast Fortune on my next turn fails leadership on 3D6 - Highest twice, takes Perils, fails Ghosthelm and Fails her Invulnerable save.

Bitch got demoted.

Iranna.

That is a sad state of affairs. Perils of the warp, sigh. A regular Libby falling to the warp is one thing, but a farseer failing those tests is something I have yet to see. Yeah, she really got demoted.

My Tyranids are great for these kinds of stories.

12 Hormagaunts assault 10 Hellions. I didn't give them adrenal glands this game. Oops. 11 Hormagaunts die before the last gets to strike. He doesn't kill anything anyway.

9 Gargoyles assault Lelith. I had no idea about her skill that gives her attacks equal to the difference in weaponskill. She gets 9 attacks. All Gargoyles die.

6 Tyranid Warriors with Deathspitters see 5 Eldar jetbikes screaming down the battlefield. They hop out and SURPRISE! Their 18 Deathspitter shots fail to do anything. They assault. Their 20 attacks on the charge do nothing. The jetbikes kill nothing. This goes on for 2 turns, until my Hive Tyrant joins the fray and ends it with a single swipe of his bonesword.

Those Warriors have yet to do anything useful, despite being the most expensive unit in my army.

One guy I played with my Grey Knights used Eldrad. Now it was funny to me but frustrating to him.

Turn 1 Eldrad casts Fortune on a Guardian Squad. Snake eyes, rolls 1 for saves. Then Fortunes and Guides some Pathfinders. Snakes Eyes for Fortune, 1 for saves.

Double 6 for Guide, rolls a 1 for saves.

My Wolf Lord with a thunder hammer, a Belt of Russ and Eternal Warrior charged a Defiler. Defiler went first. Three DCCW hits, three wounds, three failed 4++ saves. Dead Wolf Lord.

A terminator with FNP dying to a big shoota off an ork trukk. It was his first tabletop appearance post paintjob, and he's now the first model to get removed from the squad when one dies.

(This is back in 3rd Edition Necrons)

3 Wraiths assault 10 Penal Legionnaires, succeed in killing just one, and proceed to fail ALL their invulnerable saves.

Pretty sure i have you all beat here, last edition when ork waaaghs doubled init I had Ghazghull, 3 mega nobs and a painboy in a trukk against Grey knights. I turbo boosted the trukk toward a nasty vindicate Assassin who was hiding behind terminators (not with them).

the next round Ghazzy and his boys decided since they are so slow they want to kill that assassin and let the termies come at them as retailiation (since they too had power fists). My opponent defiantly says to roll for those really mean nobz and i suddenly blink looking at the rolls of my Painboy.

despite being this badass who can avoid CC in a pinch my painboy killed him before he could even attack. My nobz were furious at him! I mean he just punched the dude to death!

So let me get this straight. Pain Boy at Int 3? which is doubled to 6 and then+1 for FC, which would mean he is Int 7?

Strikes at Vindicare( Int 6>?) and kills him?

Meanwhile, Ghraz and MANZ are still lugging their claws along the graounfd and trying deperatly to get their before the Painboy "eksperiments" on the Vindicare's corpse.

That right?

Fired a Tesla Destructor at a unit of Guardsmen and kill five of them. Due to a mistake judging the length of 6", I Arc into my overlord. And killed him just before he went to carve open a Leman Russ.

Castellan Crowe dodges multiple instant death shots, charges, burns, and breaks a mob of boyz that he sweeps away, and consolidates towards a nearby unsupported pack of grots that has taken considerable casualties from shooting. They fire at him, cause three wounds, and every save is a 1. Gretchin *overkill* him.

A five man Grey Knight Strike Squad killed off 7 Sternguard that were with Lysander in a single shooting phase, while he suffered no wounds. In that same shooting phase, four Interceptors fired on Lysander(as he had no retinue), did three wounds, and he rolled three 1's! Epic fail, he lost all his wounds in one shooting phase with a 2+ armour save!

Belial routing an imperial guard squad with Straken in it by himself. He then got las-cannoned in the face by a sentinel.

A Monolith to a Chaos Dreadnaught on the First Turn in Close Combat.

My warboss was once stuck in with a huge multi-assault, after a round of combat, is stuck with three tactical marines and a terminator with powerfist in base contact. Three tactical marines attack, wound, fail 4+ armor, killing him. This causes me to lose combat and a unit of burnaz as well as a unit of boyz are run down by the tacs and some stern guard.

Not my model, but still funy:

Marbo apears out of nowhere to kill a SAG and some gretchin sitting on an objective. Marbo tosses the democharge into his own face and dies, failing to kill a single gretchin.