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Madrak Ironhide







You couldn't just give him the menial labor. He'd come after you
in the night. You'd either have to set him free or share everything,
and I wouldn't want to share a SO, so I'd set me/him free.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

I'd be honestly surprised no one else has decided to devour their clone, but this is me we are talking about.

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Fixture of Dakka





Oklahoma City, Ok.

WarOne wrote:I'd be honestly surprised no one else has decided to devour their clone, but this is me we are talking about.


I see new slurs coming thanks to you...." Hey buddy, go eat yourself!"!
Your a trend setter!

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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Nigel Stillman





Seattle WA

He'd be the only man I'd ever have a threesome with...


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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

Ma55ter_fett wrote:He'd be the only man I'd ever have a threesome with...


So you would try to have triplets with yourself?

   
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch





Drink heavily.

And encourage him to take up some dangerous, but liver preserving, hobby.

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Made in us
Nigel Stillman





Seattle WA

WarOne wrote:
Ma55ter_fett wrote:He'd be the only man I'd ever have a threesome with...


So you would try to have triplets with yourself?


Other me, me and some good looking dame...

Triplets could well be the result of such a night


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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun




Denmark

Asherian Command wrote:Well. First off we would both sit down and record a youtube video of me vs me.
And then go off from there. Then we would both do parkour in different places at the same time. Then we would both go to school and do an Alpharius thing at school. I appear when he is sick. Etc.
Except the thing is. WE will have different hair colors. Just to feth with everyone.
Then I shall mutter we are legion... WE are forever. I am alpharius.

Then we would be twins and then i would only share my secret with very few. Then those who find out find out that I am not insane. But legion. Then we would both at the same time ask a girl out. She walks down the hallway. I say hello she walks away. My otherself appears in front of her. Doing the same thing. Matrix baby.
.


^This

Going Alpharius on my school would be totally awesome...

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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought




The oceans of the world

I would also want six clones. We would all go to different continents and observe they place. Then every year we would meet back at my house to talk about our findings.
   
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought






Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany

I just remembered there was a genius Calvin&Hobbes comic on this topic. He clones himself, but hisl copy behaves just like him and wont do his work. The copy makes several other copys, and everythiung gets awfully messed up. It's hilarious!

I really like Calvin and Hobbes.


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Fixture of Dakka





Oklahoma City, Ok.

MrMerlin wrote:I just remembered there was a genius Calvin&Hobbes comic on this topic. He clones himself, but hisl copy behaves just like him and wont do his work. The copy makes several other copys, and everythiung gets awfully messed up. It's hilarious!

I really like Calvin and Hobbes.



Family Guy did as well.
I really like Family Guy too.

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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Nasty Nob





Canada

Another me would be the ultimate cuddle buddy.

But in professional terms, the two of us would work to build up the same professional reputation. So everyone at the office would be saying "CuddlySquig can do the work of two people. It's amazing!"

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Would it still count as a "stranger" if I let my clone give me a reach around?
   
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

alarmingrick wrote:
MrMerlin wrote:I just remembered there was a genius Calvin&Hobbes comic on this topic. He clones himself, but hisl copy behaves just like him and wont do his work. The copy makes several other copys, and everythiung gets awfully messed up. It's hilarious!

I really like Calvin and Hobbes.



Family Guy did as well.
I really like Family Guy too.
Family Guy doesn't even BEGIN to compare with Calvin and Hobbes...

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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Nigel Stillman





Seattle WA

Melissia wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:
MrMerlin wrote:I just remembered there was a genius Calvin&Hobbes comic on this topic. He clones himself, but hisl copy behaves just like him and wont do his work. The copy makes several other copys, and everythiung gets awfully messed up. It's hilarious!

I really like Calvin and Hobbes.



Family Guy did as well.
I really like Family Guy too.
Family Guy doesn't even BEGIN to compare with Calvin and Hobbes...


You are correct


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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms





Auburn CA

I would go to airports and get in line behind myself and freak out TSA agents....

 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Scotland

First of all i'd tell the truth about it, gaining a bunch of money for us both via the media. Theres a tiny chance we'd end up on the slab in area 51 but hey.

We would probably do some no holds barred sparring to toughen ourselves up otherwise we would just be brothers.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

I wonder if I should ship the cut up parts of my clone to various countries...I would at least be able to say I've been there.....

   
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Napoleonics Obsesser






Oh, I would make my clone snipe things on ebay so I could go out and get exercise


If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche






Elephant Graveyard

Play rock, paper, scissors a million times to see what happens.
Go drinking with him.
Be in two places at once (Maybe use this to get alibi's in various... activities)
Hang out really...

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The oceans of the world

Johnny-Crass wrote:I would go to airports and get in line behind myself and freak out TSA agents....


Yah, because if anyone can take a joke it's a TSA agent.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

Great White wrote:
Johnny-Crass wrote:I would go to airports and get in line behind myself and freak out TSA agents....


Yah, because if anyone can take a joke it's a TSA agent.


Maybe it is a clone of the TSA agent that you can trick.

   
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot




Houston, Tx

A clone of myself?

That's like dumping a 5000 gallon tank of kerosene on a wildfire.

Why would you do that?

Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them.  
   
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Infiltrating Prowler





wocka flocka rocka shocka

why just one?
Spoiler:
can't do gak with just one.

captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).



wait, what? Σ(・□・;) 
   
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Lady of the Lake






Well if you get a clone, wouldn't your clone be allowed a clone and so on?

   
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Infiltrating Prowler





wocka flocka rocka shocka

n0t_u wrote:Well if you get a clone, wouldn't your clone be allowed a clone and so on?


I'm ok with this =w=

captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).



wait, what? Σ(・□・;) 
   
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Stormin' Stompa





Rogers, CT

If my earlier story couldnt come true (1 clone limit etc)

If I had just 1, Id simply let him do everything Ive been on the fence about. Tats and stuff like that.

Hey baby, You dont like normal me?
Let me introduce you to me, 'bad' me

   
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller





Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Would it be considered murder or suicide?

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

purplefood wrote:Play rock, paper, scissors a million times to see what happens.
Go drinking with him.
Be in two places at once (Maybe use this to get alibi's in various... activities)
Hang out really...



Yea, it would make robbing a bank in a whole other state a bit impossible if you just so happen to be at a video taped BBQ that same day, you know 2 states away
   
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control






If I could have just one clone and we came out identical in all ways including mind and memory.

The first thing we would do is flip a coin and the one that calls gets the result of the coin toss tatooed on the wrist and the other gets the other. Then disputes are settled by coin toss.

There are all kinds of crime that could be commited but if he simply gets a job based on my CV we could have a large income to live on (the Tax man might get confused) until he or I gets another GF; or we could share the ladies in our life (I can't see him wanting to give up the kids). My current partner would have to be the only one that knows about it.

We would have to become masters of disguise so that we are never seen in the same place at the same time.

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