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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 15:31:29
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Madrak Ironhide
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You couldn't just give him the menial labor. He'd come after you
in the night. You'd either have to set him free or share everything,
and I wouldn't want to share a SO, so I'd set me/him free.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 15:46:07
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'd be honestly surprised no one else has decided to devour their clone, but this is me we are talking about.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 19:37:16
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Fixture of Dakka
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WarOne wrote:I'd be honestly surprised no one else has decided to devour their clone, but this is me we are talking about.
I see new slurs coming thanks to you...." Hey buddy, go eat yourself!"!
Your a trend setter!
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 19:49:20
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Nigel Stillman
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He'd be the only man I'd ever have a threesome with...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 19:54:19
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ma55ter_fett wrote:He'd be the only man I'd ever have a threesome with...
So you would try to have triplets with yourself?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 19:58:09
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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Drink heavily.
And encourage him to take up some dangerous, but liver preserving, hobby.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 19:58:39
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Nigel Stillman
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WarOne wrote:Ma55ter_fett wrote:He'd be the only man I'd ever have a threesome with...
So you would try to have triplets with yourself?
Other me, me and some good looking dame...
Triplets could well be the result of such a night
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 20:10:25
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
Denmark
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Asherian Command wrote:Well. First off we would both sit down and record a youtube video of me vs me.
And then go off from there. Then we would both do parkour in different places at the same time. Then we would both go to school and do an Alpharius thing at school. I appear when he is sick. Etc.
Except the thing is. WE will have different hair colors. Just to feth with everyone.
Then I shall mutter we are legion... WE are forever. I am alpharius.
Then we would be twins and then i would only share my secret with very few. Then those who find out find out that I am not insane. But legion. Then we would both at the same time ask a girl out. She walks down the hallway. I say hello she walks away. My otherself appears in front of her. Doing the same thing. Matrix baby.
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^This
Going Alpharius on my school would be totally awesome...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 20:25:24
Subject: Re:You have your own clone of yourself...
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
The oceans of the world
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I would also want six clones. We would all go to different continents and observe they place. Then every year we would meet back at my house to talk about our findings.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 22:11:27
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany
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I just remembered there was a genius Calvin&Hobbes comic on this topic. He clones himself, but hisl copy behaves just like him and wont do his work. The copy makes several other copys, and everythiung gets awfully messed up. It's hilarious!
I really like Calvin and Hobbes.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 22:13:23
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Fixture of Dakka
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MrMerlin wrote:I just remembered there was a genius Calvin&Hobbes comic on this topic. He clones himself, but hisl copy behaves just like him and wont do his work. The copy makes several other copys, and everythiung gets awfully messed up. It's hilarious!
I really like Calvin and Hobbes.
Family Guy did as well.
I really like Family Guy too.
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 22:21:50
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Nasty Nob
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Another me would be the ultimate cuddle buddy.
But in professional terms, the two of us would work to build up the same professional reputation. So everyone at the office would be saying "CuddlySquig can do the work of two people. It's amazing!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 00:58:44
Subject: Re:You have your own clone of yourself...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Would it still count as a "stranger" if I let my clone give me a reach around?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 01:25:34
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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alarmingrick wrote:MrMerlin wrote:I just remembered there was a genius Calvin&Hobbes comic on this topic. He clones himself, but hisl copy behaves just like him and wont do his work. The copy makes several other copys, and everythiung gets awfully messed up. It's hilarious!
I really like Calvin and Hobbes.
Family Guy did as well.
I really like Family Guy too.
Family Guy doesn't even BEGIN to compare with Calvin and Hobbes...
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 01:27:02
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Nigel Stillman
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Melissia wrote:alarmingrick wrote:MrMerlin wrote:I just remembered there was a genius Calvin&Hobbes comic on this topic. He clones himself, but hisl copy behaves just like him and wont do his work. The copy makes several other copys, and everythiung gets awfully messed up. It's hilarious!
I really like Calvin and Hobbes.
Family Guy did as well.
I really like Family Guy too.
Family Guy doesn't even BEGIN to compare with Calvin and Hobbes...
You are correct
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 01:29:19
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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I would go to airports and get in line behind myself and freak out TSA agents....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 01:31:29
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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First of all i'd tell the truth about it, gaining a bunch of money for us both via the media. Theres a tiny chance we'd end up on the slab in area 51 but hey. We would probably do some no holds barred sparring to toughen ourselves up otherwise we would just be brothers.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 02:23:21
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I wonder if I should ship the cut up parts of my clone to various countries...I would at least be able to say I've been there.....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 02:25:25
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Oh, I would make my clone snipe things on ebay so I could go out and get exercise
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 02:27:22
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Play rock, paper, scissors a million times to see what happens.
Go drinking with him.
Be in two places at once (Maybe use this to get alibi's in various... activities)
Hang out really...
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"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
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"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 02:27:58
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
The oceans of the world
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Johnny-Crass wrote:I would go to airports and get in line behind myself and freak out TSA agents....
Yah, because if anyone can take a joke it's a TSA agent.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 02:41:20
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Great White wrote:Johnny-Crass wrote:I would go to airports and get in line behind myself and freak out TSA agents....
Yah, because if anyone can take a joke it's a TSA agent.
Maybe it is a clone of the TSA agent that you can trick.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 07:41:03
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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A clone of myself?
That's like dumping a 5000 gallon tank of kerosene on a wildfire.
Why would you do that?
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Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 07:49:37
Subject: Re:You have your own clone of yourself...
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ(・□・;) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 07:51:35
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Lady of the Lake
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Well if you get a clone, wouldn't your clone be allowed a clone and so on?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 07:56:40
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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n0t_u wrote:Well if you get a clone, wouldn't your clone be allowed a clone and so on?
I'm ok with this =w=
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ(・□・;) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 11:33:25
Subject: Re:You have your own clone of yourself...
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Stormin' Stompa
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If my earlier story couldnt come true (1 clone limit etc)
If I had just 1, Id simply let him do everything Ive been on the fence about. Tats and stuff like that.
Hey baby, You dont like normal me?
Let me introduce you to me, 'bad' me
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 11:59:30
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Would it be considered murder or suicide?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 12:20:07
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:Play rock, paper, scissors a million times to see what happens.
Go drinking with him.
Be in two places at once (Maybe use this to get alibi's in various... activities)
Hang out really...
Yea, it would make robbing a bank in a whole other state a bit impossible if you just so happen to be at a video taped BBQ that same day, you know 2 states away
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 12:23:03
Subject: You have your own clone of yourself...
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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If I could have just one clone and we came out identical in all ways including mind and memory.
The first thing we would do is flip a coin and the one that calls gets the result of the coin toss tatooed on the wrist and the other gets the other. Then disputes are settled by coin toss.
There are all kinds of crime that could be commited but if he simply gets a job based on my CV we could have a large income to live on (the Tax man might get confused) until he or I gets another GF; or we could share the ladies in our life (I can't see him wanting to give up the kids). My current partner would have to be the only one that knows about it.
We would have to become masters of disguise so that we are never seen in the same place at the same time.
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