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Well. First off we would both sit down and record a youtube video of me vs me. And then go off from there. Then we would both do parkour in different places at the same time. Then we would both go to school and do an Alpharius thing at school. I appear when he is sick. Etc. Except the thing is. WE will have different hair colors. Just to feth with everyone. Then I shall mutter we are legion... WE are forever. I am alpharius.
Then we would be twins and then i would only share my secret with very few. Then those who find out find out that I am not insane. But legion. Then we would both at the same time ask a girl out. She walks down the hallway. I say hello she walks away. My otherself appears in front of her. Doing the same thing. Matrix baby.
Then i would do this just to feth with someone. Instead of a black cat. It would be me.
I will wear black shades and a leather jacket.
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I don't need to answer this question.
Sure it wouldn't be twice the fun(trouble)?
We would end up on a campaign together to rock the world, effectively evolving all STIs an extra 20 years in just a few months to the point that they would become communicable by any sort of physical contact. We'd also totally rig Scrabble tournaments and just end up splitting at the top table.
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
2012/02/05 05:35:54
Subject: Re:You have your own clone of yourself...
This. This all the way. It would make for an interesting match though playing against yourself. You would know all your tactics and counter tactics so you'd need to constantly evolve to meet what you think up.
Balls.. now i really want a clone.
If i could i would create 5 or 6 clones. That way i could be doing nefarious things while the clone/s provided me with alibis. I could be the worlds most prolific serial bank robber or historys greatest serial killer.
"But officer i couldn't be in that country killing all those politicians. I was here, in this country working my boring 9 to 5 job. The security cameras can prove it!"
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
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Of course, your clones would be trying to do the same thing.
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keep in mind that, if he is an EXACT copy of you, he'd also have the same thoughts and intentions as you do. If you want to eat him, he wants to do the same with you.
Thjough i guess you should get along quite well with your copy....
MrMerlin wrote:keep in mind that, if he is an EXACT copy of you, he'd also have the same thoughts and intentions as you do...
The beauty of it is is that I have all the cards in my hand.
The greatest disadvantage my clone has is when he is cloned, he is vulnerable. Assuming we are doing some kind of super science instant clone machine replication, I merely flood the spawn chamber with knock out gas, making sure he never gets a chance to avoid the fork and knife aimed at him.
Use my clone to take over the cloning room, make a clone army, take over the world. Insert my brain into a computer and be in a space station, using a robotic 'body' and cameras GLaDOS style to watch the clone production and order them around. Conquer galaxy with clones and set up train stations etc with guards like the ones from HL2. Oppress local peoples unless they submit. Get opposed by someone and eventually get destroyed, clones break up over many years with no leadership until 1st successful clone takes over. My brains memory backup kicks in and all is well
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Use my clone to take over the cloning room, make a clone army, take over the world. Insert my brain into a computer and be in a space station, using a robotic 'body' and cameras GLaDOS style to watch the clone production and order them around. Conquer galaxy with clones and set up train stations etc with guards like the ones from HL2. Oppress local peoples unless they submit. Get opposed by someone and eventually get destroyed, clones break up over many years with no leadership until 1st successful clone takes over. My brains memory backup kicks in and all is well
Which one of the clones would rule?
2012/02/05 15:26:16
Subject: Re:You have your own clone of yourself...
After I/we prefect the speed-cloning, whichever one is the 1st perfect one.
Ive made up a cool story about clones and oppressing the galaxy into submission and a group of rebels who wont. Slightly like star wars I guess, but I picture the clones as like the Helghast and Combine
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