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What do you do with it?
Mel, he would be the guy i push into things to make sure its safe.

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Rogers, CT

Do everything?

Finally someone to play warhams with...


   
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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Keep it pg-13 lads
   
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On your roof with a laptop

corpsesarefun wrote:Keep it pg-13 lads


True dat

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Oklahoma City, Ok.

corpsesarefun wrote:Keep it pg-13 lads


Oh trust me, I'd be doing the "X" rated stuff myself!
Cloney on the other hand gets all the gak jobs and menial labor!

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

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Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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Rogers, CT

Wait, is it an exact duplicate or just a clone?

If its a duplicate Id be happy. Just a clone? Kill him and preserve all the organs for myself while im dying later in my life

But seriously, a clone or duplicate would be the best

   
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The oceans of the world

Make him do school for me.
   
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On your roof with a laptop

Great White wrote:Make him do school for me.



Yes.

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Through the looking glass

Well, if I had a clone, there would really only be one thing to do...

A FIGHT TO THE DEATH! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

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Karak-Carterton

HA, I'm a TWIN!, beat you guys to it already!

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Chicago, Illinois

Well. First off we would both sit down and record a youtube video of me vs me.
And then go off from there. Then we would both do parkour in different places at the same time. Then we would both go to school and do an Alpharius thing at school. I appear when he is sick. Etc.
Except the thing is. WE will have different hair colors. Just to feth with everyone.
Then I shall mutter we are legion... WE are forever. I am alpharius.

Then we would be twins and then i would only share my secret with very few. Then those who find out find out that I am not insane. But legion. Then we would both at the same time ask a girl out. She walks down the hallway. I say hello she walks away. My otherself appears in front of her. Doing the same thing. Matrix baby.

Then i would do this just to feth with someone. Instead of a black cat. It would be me.

I will wear black shades and a leather jacket.

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Arlington, Texas

I don't need to answer this question.

Worship me. 
   
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Kill it then I will be the real one.


Why is there no crazy smile/laugh emoticon?...

   
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Get as far away from it as possible. I'm an utter gakker, why would I want to hang around with myself?

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Oklahoma City, Ok.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I don't need to answer this question.


Sure it wouldn't be twice the fun(trouble)?

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

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Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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Arlington, Texas

alarmingrick wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I don't need to answer this question.


Sure it wouldn't be twice the fun(trouble)?


We would end up on a campaign together to rock the world, effectively evolving all STIs an extra 20 years in just a few months to the point that they would become communicable by any sort of physical contact. We'd also totally rig Scrabble tournaments and just end up splitting at the top table.

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I'd make him get a job so when we're old we can have all the things we want.

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Melbourne

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Do everything?

Finally someone to play warhams with...

This. This all the way. It would make for an interesting match though playing against yourself. You would know all your tactics and counter tactics so you'd need to constantly evolve to meet what you think up.

Balls.. now i really want a clone.





If i could i would create 5 or 6 clones. That way i could be doing nefarious things while the clone/s provided me with alibis. I could be the worlds most prolific serial bank robber or historys greatest serial killer.

"But officer i couldn't be in that country killing all those politicians. I was here, in this country working my boring 9 to 5 job. The security cameras can prove it!"

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Make HIM do my Homework. Make HIM go to school.

While I stay home and be "productive"

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USA

Of course, your clones would be trying to do the same thing.

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Oklahoma City, Ok.

Melissia wrote:Of course, your clones would be trying to do the same thing.


Ah, but I have experience on my side.

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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Auburn CA

Air tight bank robbery.

Baring that I could sacrifice him to the girlfriends rage when times get rough

 
   
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I'd play basketball with him. Because I don't play basketball, and need to get better.

I'd play airsoft with him. Because.... someone with my exact tactics would be a magnificent adversary.


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Eternal Plague

I would finally know what I would taste like.

   
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Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany

keep in mind that, if he is an EXACT copy of you, he'd also have the same thoughts and intentions as you do. If you want to eat him, he wants to do the same with you.

Thjough i guess you should get along quite well with your copy....

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MrMerlin wrote:keep in mind that, if he is an EXACT copy of you, he'd also have the same thoughts and intentions as you do...


The beauty of it is is that I have all the cards in my hand.

The greatest disadvantage my clone has is when he is cloned, he is vulnerable. Assuming we are doing some kind of super science instant clone machine replication, I merely flood the spawn chamber with knock out gas, making sure he never gets a chance to avoid the fork and knife aimed at him.

   
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Wollongong, Australia

I would play Warhammer with him or Video games. I might send him to another country, to be awesome there.

 
   
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Rogers, CT

Use my clone to take over the cloning room, make a clone army, take over the world. Insert my brain into a computer and be in a space station, using a robotic 'body' and cameras GLaDOS style to watch the clone production and order them around. Conquer galaxy with clones and set up train stations etc with guards like the ones from HL2. Oppress local peoples unless they submit. Get opposed by someone and eventually get destroyed, clones break up over many years with no leadership until 1st successful clone takes over. My brains memory backup kicks in and all is well



   
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Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Use my clone to take over the cloning room, make a clone army, take over the world. Insert my brain into a computer and be in a space station, using a robotic 'body' and cameras GLaDOS style to watch the clone production and order them around. Conquer galaxy with clones and set up train stations etc with guards like the ones from HL2. Oppress local peoples unless they submit. Get opposed by someone and eventually get destroyed, clones break up over many years with no leadership until 1st successful clone takes over. My brains memory backup kicks in and all is well



Which one of the clones would rule?

 
   
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Rogers, CT

After I/we prefect the speed-cloning, whichever one is the 1st perfect one.

Ive made up a cool story about clones and oppressing the galaxy into submission and a group of rebels who wont. Slightly like star wars I guess, but I picture the clones as like the Helghast and Combine

   
 
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