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I'd panic because I don't have enough money to send both of us to college.... so we'd probably go on the news and stuff trying to raise money for it, or at least to get the government to agree to give the other one a social security number and separate identity so she, too, can get financial aid.

Surely you could overcome this issue with a laptop; a web cam; a microphone; and an earwig.

One of you sits in the lecture the other sits at home and watches and listens. They can ask questions from home for the attending clone to voice.

If you are truly identical and each take half of the exams then the qualification would be valid for both of you with little extra cost.

I'm going to have to find that Idiot a job. I was lucky enough to get the one that I have. This gaks gonna bankrupt me.

I'd make him go to school and goof off so I could stay home and sleep.

Samus_aran115 wrote:I'd make him go to school and goof off so I could stay home and sleep.

Your clone would kill you and take your place.

I would work with my clone to make our lives better. two people working together, get good grades, a house, babes, play Warhammer and other games regularly. like a super cool brother that I'd always be able to get along with. I'd explain to him early on that while he was the clone (and prove it so using some kind of DNA wazz), we would both be equal.

Lord of Timbraxia wrote:I would work with my clone to make our lives better. two people working together, get good grades, a house, babes, play Warhammer and other games regularly. like a super cool brother that I'd always be able to get along with. I'd explain to him early on that while he was the clone (and prove it so using some kind of DNA wazz), we would both be equal.

Pretty much this.

Communism at its finest. You can't cheat the system when you are cheating yourself.

SilverMK2 wrote:

Lord of Timbraxia wrote:I would work with my clone to make our lives better. two people working together, get good grades, a house, babes, play Warhammer and other games regularly. like a super cool brother that I'd always be able to get along with. I'd explain to him early on that while he was the clone (and prove it so using some kind of DNA wazz), we would both be equal.

Pretty much this.

Communism at its finest. You can't cheat the system when you are cheating yourself.

I dunno...
Humanity does plenty of dumb things as it is...

purplefood wrote:Humanity does plenty of dumb things as it is...

True, but if my clone is an exact copy of me with all my memories, I am pretty sure that we can come to some mutually beneficial arrangement.

SilverMK2 wrote:

purplefood wrote:Humanity does plenty of dumb things as it is...

True, but if my clone is an exact copy of me with all my memories, I am pretty sure that we can come to some mutually beneficial arrangement.

You think that but you turn your back for 1 moment and boom!
WWIII against an army of 7 billion clones who know all of our weaknesses, strengths and have no mercy.

I'd prefer it if this clone was "birthed" with no memories etc, so that way I could raise him to be my loyal servant... the real me is too lazy to be useful...

All I can think of is:

streamdragon wrote:All I can think of is:

Spoiler:

I thought of that as well...
Damn that was funny

purplefood wrote:

streamdragon wrote:All I can think of is:

Spoiler:

I thought of that as well...
Damn that was funny

It was also a spectacular way to add tension to the show, as it removed the "Main character armor" that usually prevents any lasting damage to a show's main protagonist.


Man I wish there was more Farscape.

streamdragon wrote:

purplefood wrote:

streamdragon wrote:All I can think of is:

Spoiler:

I thought of that as well...
Damn that was funny

It was also a spectacular way to add tension to the show, as it removed the "Main character armor" that usually prevents any lasting damage to a show's main protagonist.


Man I wish there was more Farscape.

Same...
I didn't see that much of it but what i did see i loved...
Might pick up the box sets...

Does my clone get a clone? And there clone, get a clone and so on and so forth....
They might feel a little left out if they don't, then we might just end up with something like Rimmerworld, and that was terrible....

Dark Apostle 666 wrote:I'd prefer it if this clone was "birthed" with no memories etc, so that way I could raise him to be my loyal servant... the real me is too lazy to be useful...

I would say that is parenthood.

purplefood wrote:

SilverMK2 wrote:

purplefood wrote:Humanity does plenty of dumb things as it is...

True, but if my clone is an exact copy of me with all my memories, I am pretty sure that we can come to some mutually beneficial arrangement.

You think that but you turn your back for 1 moment and boom!
WWIII against an army of 7 billion clones who know all of our weaknesses, strengths and have no mercy.

Impossibru!

If they are exact not all of them will be violent etc

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

purplefood wrote:

SilverMK2 wrote:

purplefood wrote:Humanity does plenty of dumb things as it is...

True, but if my clone is an exact copy of me with all my memories, I am pretty sure that we can come to some mutually beneficial arrangement.

You think that but you turn your back for 1 moment and boom!
WWIII against an army of 7 billion clones who know all of our weaknesses, strengths and have no mercy.

Impossibru!

If they are exact not all of them will be violent etc

They are human. They can mess anything up...

purplefood wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

purplefood wrote:

SilverMK2 wrote:

purplefood wrote:Humanity does plenty of dumb things as it is...

True, but if my clone is an exact copy of me with all my memories, I am pretty sure that we can come to some mutually beneficial arrangement.

You think that but you turn your back for 1 moment and boom!
WWIII against an army of 7 billion clones who know all of our weaknesses, strengths and have no mercy.

Impossibru!

If they are exact not all of them will be violent etc

They are human. They can mess anything up...

No... They are something more...
/cantmakeupmymind


Honestly a clone, if they thought exactly like me, would be my best friend. Which is kinda sad the more I think about it

He'd become a twin.

Do we get an extra copy of the clone in case we lose it/eat it?

The world could not handle two Frazzleds. The wieners would be happy though, they would get constant walks and double the food, until the Wife runs one of us over.

Which would be about two minutes.

You know how bad it would be to have two Asherian Commands? I mean some people could hardly handle one of me? But two?
You know that the world most likely explode? As governments fought over possession of the mighty asherians as they both gained world power but then nukes fell from the sky. Wait sorry that would be if there were two Frazzleds nevermind.

Two Asherian Commands, two times the greatness, and two times the annoyance.

Melissia wrote:I'd panic because I don't have enough money to send both of us to college.... so we'd probably go on the news and stuff trying to raise money for it, or at least to get the government to agree to give the other one a social security number and separate identity so she, too, can get financial aid.

Why would you both have to pay to go to college?

I mean if you were identical you could just take turns going to class while the other studied.

You could take twice as many classes as normal, double major if you will (any amount of credits above 12 still costs the same as 12), one of you could major in one thing, while the other majors in another.

You could even tag out on exams, the first you finishes the exam and then goes to the bathroom. You tag in the other you who comes in to check your work.

When it comes time to get a job one of you could work nights at one job while the other works days at another. Or if you each got a double major you could live in different parts of the country and collect twice as many wages.


When I'm bored I think of these things...

WarOne wrote:Do we get an extra copy of the clone in case we lose it/eat it?

Yeah, but to moe clones you get the more stupider they become.

Wonder how on Earth I'm going to feed two people, especially two people with my appetite.

He's definitely going to school for me and taking good notes that I can study from.

The second someone mentioned multiple clones this popped into my head



And honestly if there where about 12 of me I would start a street gang.