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It'll be a sad day if Britain becomes a Republic.

I'd actually like the Queen to have a tad more power, so these scumbag MP's wouldn't be able to get away with the gak they pull.

Re-open the Tower I say!


   
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Great Britain

Pretty sure the family is value for money... Better than having a president or similar (no expensive elections and, gods forbid, better than letting an individual politician have more power), good for tourism and most importantly very experienced at what they do. The Queen has been Head of State longer than most politicians have been alive and she's been brought up to be Head of State.
She's very aware of her various realms, how people feel etc and she's in a position where she can let whoever's the elected head of government know.

Most importantly, she actually cares. She's not trying to score political points, to get re-elected. Being Head of State is her life.

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I suppose the surprise can be spoiled, but still, nobody is paying for the surprise.


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To me in doesn't embody one of the most feared Orkz of all time..it just comes across as saying " Hey!! Gimme your milk money!!"


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SilverMK2 wrote:
rockerbikie wrote:Last visit we paid $20 000 000. Technically under the System, the Queen actually has authority over my Government, she could get a Government sacked theoretically until she gets what she desires. Also, shouldn't Australians have rights to have our own head of State in our own Country. The point is the system is flawed and we would like to move to a more stable form of government where we have our own Head of State and we don't have to be treated like colonial slaves anymore.


I'm struggling to think of the last time that the Queen or indeed the UK exercised any power over Australia...


In 1975 the Governor-General dissolved the government of Gough Whitlam. It was a pretty big deal at the time.

It probably couldn't happen again, though. I think the Aussies would simply ignore it.

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She might live in a 'Council House', but she still can't get them to make the damn building safe.

And I would rather Philip and his 'say what you actually think' mindset than any of the lying two-faced toady tossers we 'vote' for. At least he gives straight answers.

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I feel like this is the start of a joke: "So the Queen walks into a wedding..."

Still, going to be a neat story for the couple for a long time. I imagine their kids will tell it as well.

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How often does the Queen go to the Commonwealth countries? I'd love to have her come to my wedding.

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Shadowbrand wrote:How often does the Queen go to the Commonwealth countries? I'd love to have her come to my wedding.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_state_visits_made_by_Queen_Elizabeth_II

   
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Know i understand why the Brits Keep the Royalty. They are their Kardashions. Ditzy fools that have not place but you keep the around because no one has the guts to tell them they arent important, and its funny to see them do stupid stuff.

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Because the Kardashions have been in America's history for centuries and once were the ruling body.

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Scranton

I don't know how... but somehow this is Obamas fault

 
   
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RVA

I wonder how many wedding invitations HRM will receive this year?

   
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rockerbikie wrote:Also, shouldn't Australians have rights to have our own head of State in our own Country.

No.

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Manchu wrote:I wonder how many wedding invitations HRM will receive this year?


There was a BBC documentary on last year or the year before and it mentioned that. I'll try and find it, or at least the figure.

It's surprisingly (or not) high.

While it's nice she popped in, obviously a one off, I don't know why people ask them in the first place.

Seems a bit odd to me.

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helgrenze wrote:Just shows that the Queen is much more approachable than some other "leaders".


She's not really a 'leader', more of a figurehead.

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Medium of Death wrote:While it's nice she popped in, obviously a one off, I don't know why people ask them in the first place.
I guess one already has a lot going on. But still, it's very a special thing.

   
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I was raised mildly republican (most irish people are- it bleeds in from the history lessons in school where it's all "And then there were plantations and they TOOK ARRR LAAAAND!") so I used to be a bit snotty about the Queen.

As I've grown up, I've got a bit more respect for her, and I think that on the whole, the Royals do a good job of representing Great Britain. I mean, you may bitch about them getting money and so on, but they don't really get a choice in that any more than anyone else. And I think the Queen does a good job as a diplomat. In her last visit to Ireland she addressed the crowd as gaeilge, which was a pretty huge deal for a lot of people. There was almost a collective sigh of relief over it - it really did help dissipate some of the lingering tension. So for that alone, I think she's alright.

   
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I remember reading somewhere that one thing Prince Philip doesn't get enough credit for is his dry sense of humour - apparently, a lot of what are reported as 'gaffes' are him playing up to his public image and just generally 'taking the piss' in true British fashion. That's pretty evident in some of the quotes, particularly the Cate Blanchett one.

Also, he saw active service in WWII. The guy's a titan. He still looks like he could kick my arse, and he's older than my nana.

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Actually barring the few worst ones(Which are fairly funny) he is pretty hilarious...

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Wow, that's lovely. What a nice lady.


If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
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rockerbikie wrote: Also, shouldn't Australians have rights to have our own head of State in our own Country.

You do! Heartfelt congratulations! Not only that, but you get to have probably the most distinguished head of state currently alive, as well as a living, breathing reminder of your country's roots and the bond of brotherhood between our nations.

Failing that, you're well within your rights to have a referendum and become a republic should you wish. We're certainly not stopping you.

The point is the system is flawed and we would like to move to a more stable form of government where we have our own Head of State and we don't have to be treated like colonial slaves anymore.


Wait...which one are you again? Aren't you the fascist/nazi bloke? Would you prefer a national socialist dictatorship to the current set-up, or something? Australia is one of the most stable and prosperous nations in the world. It looks like the Westminster System and constitutional monarchy has treated you guys pretty well from where I'm sitting. Plus, you've got the weather.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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7. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.


Clearly they know their realms. Clearly. This doesn't stop them using our castles as personal villas of course, when they could be used for tourism. The hypocrites.

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Are you drunk posting again, Mr. Hyena?

   
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Glasgow

I don't drink.

 
   
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RVA

That explains why you don't think Philip's funny.

   
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Mr Hyena wrote:

7. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.


Clearly they know their realms. Clearly. This doesn't stop them using our castles as personal villas of course, when they could be used for tourism. The hypocrites.

They are not owned by the Scottish people, they are owned by the crown. That is, unless, you're opposed to the idea of ineritance, which is another conversation entirely.

And you don't drink? You still eat deep-fried pizzas though, yeah? Please don't shatter my illusions.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Glasgow

Manchu wrote:That explains why you don't think Philip's funny.


I don't think discriminatory comments are quite funny.


And you don't drink? You still eat deep-fried pizzas though, yeah? Please don't shatter my illusions.


Can't shatter the illusions of the dim-witted.

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You can deep fry a pizza? I mean, I suppose I always knew it was possible on some level. My heavens, that sounds good.

   
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Most of us are that stereotypical.

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Mr Hyena wrote:
Manchu wrote:That explains why you don't think Philip's funny.
I don't think discriminatory comments are quite funny.
You're right of course. The archaic dry wit of a nonagenarion is serious business, no satire value whatsoever. I think you'd be very at home in the States, incidentally.

   
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Manchu wrote:
Mr Hyena wrote:
Manchu wrote:That explains why you don't think Philip's funny.
I don't think discriminatory comments are quite funny.
You're right of course. The archaic dry wit of a nonagenarion is serious business, no satire value whatsoever. I think you'd be very at home in the States, incidentally.


One-sided, discrimination-based satire isn't funny and is a problem in the UK. This isn't something like a funny comedian.

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