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Yeah but that takes effort gray. who can be bothered with effort nowadays. Pigs are most certainly the way to go.

It's shown rather explicitly in Danish film Pusher 3.

They hang a body upside down, slit the throat and drain all blood from him into a tub. Then they cut his belly up and take his intestines out, slice them to pieces and grind them in the garbage disposer. Then they saw the drained empty body up, put the bits into garbage bags and chuck em in the container.

It's a very heartwarming scene.

 Snrub wrote:
Crowded area eh? Are you talking about pulling out a pistol and just capping someone or sneakily and silently shanking someone as you "bump" into them?

six and two threes, it's all the same. .

NSFW, language:

God i love that movie. Bricktops description of the word Nemisis is also excellent. I suppose you could always just do what the Gypsies do and bury then bodies then get the hell outta dodge as quick as their caravans can take em.

Old mafia favorite is to dump it in the (not yet hardened) concrete foundations of, say, a skyscraper or other large building site.
I should think those sites are guarded with cameras these days though.

That usually isn't a problem for the mafia because they generally have links to / own the construction companies whose sites are being used for that thing.

What you really want is one of those drive in landfills where you just go and drop off your stuff and pay by weight. Put the body in a garbage bag, get a crap ton of other garbage, throw the body over the cliff/into the pile and that night a bulldozer will plow it under either sand or a couple metric tons of other garbage. Also, it smells, so the only chance for detection is when the bulldozer is doing the plowing. To be absolutely sure of no discovery put the body in something large and covering, like the middle of a mattress or boxspring, that way when the bulldozer hits it the body will be covered by the mattress and much likely to come out of it's bag and be noticable to the driver.

Or, dump in the dump with a bunch of broken mannequins/halloween costumes.

Wood Mulcher.
Can't identify a fine red mist now can you?

Well, a Melta Gun or a Collector Particle Beam would leave nothing but an unpleasant looking and probably unpleasant-smelling stain, so that'd be very clean. IMO, the prize would go to any Gauss Weapon, seeing as it doesn't leave anything behind at all. The poorest weapon is anything that leaves an intact body behind.

 Ratbarf wrote:

Old mafia favorite is to dump it in the (not yet hardened) concrete foundations of, say, a skyscraper or other large building site.
I should think those sites are guarded with cameras these days though.

That usually isn't a problem for the mafia because they generally have links to / own the construction companies whose sites are being used for that thing.

What you really want is one of those drive in landfills where you just go and drop off your stuff and pay by weight. Put the body in a garbage bag, get a crap ton of other garbage, throw the body over the cliff/into the pile and that night a bulldozer will plow it under either sand or a couple metric tons of other garbage. Also, it smells, so the only chance for detection is when the bulldozer is doing the plowing. To be absolutely sure of no discovery put the body in something large and covering, like the middle of a mattress or boxspring, that way when the bulldozer hits it the body will be covered by the mattress and much likely to come out of it's bag and be noticable to the driver.

A large suitcase/s filled with kittylitter to mask the smell further would be useful here. Suitcases are tougher then garbage bags and you don't run the risk of odd shapes sticking out at weird angles.

 Ratbarf wrote:
Or, dump in the dump with a bunch of broken mannequins/halloween costumes.

BRB going to try this. This is almost certainly foolproof. Just gotta wait for rigor to kick in.


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God way to kill the thread Valerian.

Um...don't kill anybody?

 Snrub wrote:

God way to kill the thread Valerian.

Well, Gauss Weapons don't leave anything behind, with Meltas and the Collector Particle Beam coming close. And seeing as the thread asks the best and poorest means of disposing a body, then anything that leaves a body behind and makes you have to dispose of it is a poor choice (assuming you can choose a weapon ).

I had a link to the exact same clip from snatch as Stompa. Brick Top tells us how its done.

Robert Picton would like to differ on the foolproofness of feeding your victims to pigs, seeing as he is suspected of killing 50, convicted of killing 6, and the remains of 27 were found on his pig farm.

Put it through an industrial shredder, then an acid bath. Then incinerate the bone fragments that are left.

The thing is, it's quite easy to dispose of a body so there's nothing left of it (or at least very little). The thing to worry about is making sure you don't disrupt your normal routine too much, because that's what the police will be looking out for. Any slight change, such as purchasing a gallon of acid, will attract their attention.

 Ratbarf wrote:
Robert Picton would like to differ on the foolproofness of feeding your victims to pigs, seeing as he is suspected of killing 50, convicted of killing 6, and the remains of 27 were found on his pig farm.

Well he obviously didn't have
A) Enough pigs.
B) Enough time to dispose of the remaining bodies (see A)
or
C) He got to far ahead of himself and killed to many people. Which again makes a good case for A.

Just take the corpse and bury it somewhere in the forest at the base of Mt. Fuji, or any mountain with an uninhabited forest at its base.

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Just take the corpse and bury it somewhere in the forest at the base of Mt. Fuji, or any mountain with an uninhabited forest at its base.

Yeah, like taking a trip to Mt. Fuji won't attract the police's attention.

 p_gray99 wrote:
There's quite a simple option. Get someone you know but don't particularly like to become friends with you, and slowly start to brainwash them into thinking the person you want dead should be killed. Get them to the point where they will do anything to kill that person, then get a very good alibi while they go off and murder for you.

Worked for Bin Laden didnt it.

 Orlanth wrote:

 p_gray99 wrote:
There's quite a simple option. Get someone you know but don't particularly like to become friends with you, and slowly start to brainwash them into thinking the person you want dead should be killed. Get them to the point where they will do anything to kill that person, then get a very good alibi while they go off and murder for you.

Worked for Bin Laden didnt it.

That was different. He spoke to people specifically for the killings, rather than already knowing them and gently putting the idea into their heads.

 p_gray99 wrote:

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Just take the corpse and bury it somewhere in the forest at the base of Mt. Fuji, or any mountain with an uninhabited forest at its base.

Yeah, like taking a trip to Mt. Fuji won't attract the police's attention.

It won't if the police and everyone else know you've been planning a camping/hiking trip to the mountains for months.

 Ratbarf wrote:

Old mafia favorite is to dump it in the (not yet hardened) concrete foundations of, say, a skyscraper or other large building site.
I should think those sites are guarded with cameras these days though.

That usually isn't a problem for the mafia because they generally have links to / own the construction companies whose sites are being used for that thing.

Yeah, but I don't belong to the mafia (and presumably neither does the OP, but this the netz, so you can't be sure), so that option's out for me. The landfill idea is quite good though, I like that.
Also, particle whips, gauss and melta weapons do have one strike against them.

They're imaginary...

 Admiral Valerian wrote:

 p_gray99 wrote:

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Just take the corpse and bury it somewhere in the forest at the base of Mt. Fuji, or any mountain with an uninhabited forest at its base.

Yeah, like taking a trip to Mt. Fuji won't attract the police's attention.

It won't if the police and everyone else know you've been planning a camping/hiking trip to the mountains for months.

Fair enough, though it does mean you have no second chance: The assassination has to be done by that point or else you've just gone on a hiking trip for nothing. And they might still be a little suspicious. You may get away with it if you have a good reason for the trip, though.

Whatever happened to going to a secluded place, burnin' that sucker. Then takin' your righteous ballpeen to the teeth and mixing the whole lot up with cement. Seriously man, fire cleanses all thins.

 p_gray99 wrote:

 Admiral Valerian wrote:

 p_gray99 wrote:

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Just take the corpse and bury it somewhere in the forest at the base of Mt. Fuji, or any mountain with an uninhabited forest at its base.

Yeah, like taking a trip to Mt. Fuji won't attract the police's attention.

It won't if the police and everyone else know you've been planning a camping/hiking trip to the mountains for months.

Fair enough, though it does mean you have no second chance: The assassination has to be done by that point or else you've just gone on a hiking trip for nothing. And they might still be a little suspicious. You may get away with it if you have a good reason for the trip, though.

Fishing? Or just a desire 'to get away from it all'...

 Chongara wrote:
Whatever happened to going to a secluded place, burnin' that sucker. Then takin' your righteous ballpeen to the teeth and mixing the whole lot up with cement. Seriously man, fire cleanses all thins.

I like it. Its simple and effective. You do run the risk of getting sprung with a body in your boot but i suppose thats one of the many risks you take when getting rid of a corpse.
Maybe if you got a ute with strong boxes on the tray, make false bottoms for the strongboxes and hide the body in them. That way the body is locked up tight and even if someone does look inside they still have to get past the false bottoms.

Well he obviously didn't have
A) Enough pigs.
B) Enough time to dispose of the remaining bodies (see A)
or
C) He got to far ahead of himself and killed to many people. Which again makes a good case for A.

Well since he had several hundred pigs I think we can rule out A.

B probably has a good case of it, seeing as the six he was convicted of were found in his Freezer/Garbage can. So he probably hadn't gotten around to it yet. Also applies for C.

But the fact that quite a few remains were found in/identified from his manure pile would seem to rule out pigs as an end all be all. Though really the only reason he was caught is that he kept telling his friends that he killed prostitutes and in one case actually showed the guy his freezer full of bodies.


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Really though I'm thinking landfill or multiple dumpsters where the body has been hacked up and put in the middle of a garbage bag filled with empty pop cans. Though that last one may end up in recycling, so always research the practices of your municipal garbage disposal before dumping a corpse in a dumpster.

Incorrect we can rule A back in. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PIGS!.

200 pigs? Not enough.
500 pigs? Still lacking.
1000 pigs? Maybe getting a little excessive but still not enough.

PIGS DAMMIT!! PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSS

What is with you and pigs?

I like pigs....

They make good pets.
They make really good guard animals.
Friendly and good natured.
WIll eat almost anything. As detailed in this thread.
And oh my god have you ever seen a teacup pig. Shoot me now i may die of cuteness overload.

WARNING EXTREME AMOUNTS OF DAWWW INCOMING.