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**Ouze**

It's not a quote per se, but there was once a week of Matt Ward love that I found hilarious.

**d-usa**

Ouze wrote:
It's not a quote per se, but there was once a week of Matt Ward love that I found hilarious.

Didn't we do a year where we all professed our love for him on Valentine's day? Complete with sparkly avatars and signature banners and everything?

**Ouze**

Who could forget?

**d-usa**

I don't think we made it half a day before the mods shut us down!

**Iron_Captain**

fzorgle!

But really, I have seen so many awesome and hilarious quotes (especially here on OT), that I no longer keep track.

**Co'tor Shas**

I really like this one from frazzled.

Frazzled wrote:
Truly this is a day of days. Two people agree on something in the Dakka OT. Time to get drunk.

**Jihadin**

Wasn't a quote but Ouze(?) posting the Dakkadakka Bingo Card

**d-usa**

Found my old Mat Ward Appreciation Day Avatar:

The Bingo Card is awesome, and it's always worth it to click the link and get a new card for the day.

**SagesStone**

d-usa wrote:
Ouze wrote:
It's not a quote per se, but there was once a week of Matt Ward love that I found hilarious.

Didn't we do a year where we all professed our love for him on Valentine's day? Complete with sparkly avatars and signature banners and everything?

We really needed to do it more often as he is the spiritual liege.

**easysauce**

your western cosplay is inferior!

-some guy

also:

Frazzled wrote:

"The Best vengeance is...vengeance."
-Frazzled

Bullockist wrote:
I have a lonely penis, so I am supposed to be happy?

**SagesStone**

Found one of the ward thread for those wondering.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/430009.page
By the looks of it we sort of did it in whatever threads on the day.

**Ashiraya**

Such is Matthew's glory that he is Warded from criticism.

**Frazzled**

excellent.

**Matthew**

Ashiraya wrote:
Such is Matthew's glory that he is Warded from criticism.

...

**2BlackJack1**

timetowaste85 wrote:
America is the place I touched my first boob. It's pretty much awesome.

**Jihadin**

2BlackJack1 wrote:

timetowaste85 wrote:
America is the place I touched my first boob. It's pretty much awesome.

Thinking it was a accidental touch though but touch he did (so he SAYS)

**kronk**

Any of Kid_Kyoto's signatures. Fun times!

Link

**Buttery Commissar**

theCrowe wrote:
Visions of Mrs Doyle in a commissar's hat with a buttered scone, exhorting the good lads to feats of heroic glory with a gentle yet compelling "ah go on."

Also pretty much all of Co'tor Shas' signature quotes. It makes me grin whenever I see it.

**Elemental**

This exchange from this thread: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/258425.page

JonnyDelta wrote:

On the other end, I heard an urban legend of sorts. At a GD tourney maybe back around 98-99, during the final match, a player was taking way too long in his movement phase. Allegedly staring at the table for several minutes before making any moves.

His opponent didn't care for this and allegedly placed an innapropriate item on the table top... one that could be followed with 'indecent exposure' charges.

Anyone else ever hear of this?? Any validity?

Sidstyler wrote:lolz, never heard of anyone literally whipping their gak out on the table.

djones520 wrote:
Play with Sailors a bit more often.

Ridcully wrote:
If you can think of a better way to measure movement/assault, i'd like to hear it

Jimi Nemesis wrote:
But, I can't move infantry that far!

Eidolon wrote:
I might be able to run my infantry that far, if i roll low

Timmah wrote:But I can't turboboost Landspeeders that far...

Buttlerthepug wrote:
I can shoot my Stompas Deth Kannon that far >:O

twistinthunder wrote:
really cause i dont think i can fire my hammerheads railgun that far!

bravelybravesirrobin wrote:
(simply to put an end to it)

I can't fire my living lightning that far!

I did read in White Dwarf way back when about how some players would pre-measure by memorising the length of their forearm and reaching across the table a lot. Maybe it was the same thing here? After all, if there's one body part the average male will have memorised the size of.....

**welshhoppo**

Except there is a big difference between a man's six inches, and regular six inches.

**Ensis Ferrae**

welshhoppo wrote:
Except there is a big difference between a man's six inches, and regular six inches.

Speaking of best quotes from Dakka....

**MrMoustaffa**

There were a bunch of great ones that spawned from a thread I drunkenly started at 1 in the morning one day, the infamous "manliest tank in the universe" thread.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/498612.page

A good summary of how ridiculous the thread got

**Paint_To_Redemption**

MrMoustaffa wrote:
There were a bunch of great ones that spawned from a thread I drunkenly started at 1 in the morning one day, the infamous "manliest tank in the universe" thread.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/498612.page

A good summary of how ridiculous the thread got

Check my sig. lol

**KaptinBadrukk**

theCrowe wrote:
Lotzaboltz flashed up on the screen again taking everyone by surprise.
"One more fing you lot: Don't forget da whale!"

**EmilCrane**

purplefood wrote:
Just Dave wrote:
"yo dawgs! I heard you like CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT's..."

Never forget the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
(Links for reading not for posting.)

Hilarious thing about that is that it started because the OP just copy and pasted the name from forge world, I thought it was funny to keep typing it in all caps every time you said it and bam, a legend is born

**Iron_Captain**

EmilCrane wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Just Dave wrote:
"yo dawgs! I heard you like CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT's..."

Never forget the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
(Links for reading not for posting.)

Hilarious thing about that is that it started because the OP just copy and pasted the name from forge world, I thought it was funny to keep typing it in all caps every time you said it and bam, a legend is born

But you never correctly answered the great question of life. CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT will find a way, but what to put inside of it?

Also, does anyone know where I can buy Space Corridors and Industrial Towers? I have seen many old references here on Dakka to Space Corridors and Industrial Towers, but so far I have noticed a horrible lack of good Space Corridor terrain.

**KaptinBadrukk**

One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six lock.

**Matthew**

Also, pretty much anything Doomthumbs wrote.

**Sigvatr**

Alpharius wrote:
BrookM wrote:
Alpharius wrote:
Alfndrate wrote:
The entire thread in Dakka discussions where a user accused the moderators of being facists!

You're probably going to have to be more specific - there are...more than a few of those.
It's the one I posted earlier, complete with a link to the thread.

I don't know how I missed it, but I did.

So now I've gone back and re-read that thing...good times!

I miss the old days (!), when MajorTom11 was still around!

Kroothawk, never forget.

**LeCacty**

But who can hate dakka? You guys are literlly some of the nicest people on any forum evar. Well, unless GW screws up... Or am too sheltered in the painting and modelling forums?